ok questions .... what if Hazno surrenders the titles, as a Prince will he still have to swear individually so he cannot cop out like he did at the funeral when it came time to sing the National Anthem "God Save the King"? Standing right behind the King himself, this turd didn't even pretend to mouth the words. No one knows if his slag did thanks to The Candle CBE (Candle of the British Empire) and anyway she would claim she didn't know the words anyway...
Will she be allowed to wear a Tiara? Please lawd. no.. if yes, I suggest a quick trip to Claire Accessories.
Could Hawwy throw one of his famous strops like he did about uniforms etc and demand that he not be forced to pledge?
What if Chuck does invite them, what is to prevent them from claiming that they got no such invitation..... like his claim that he was cut off financially and cast adrift, a penniless *penis-less* orphan across the scary Atlantic to the land of the savage LaLa's without so much as a crumb or a stick for protection?
If the Stoat has to go through all that performance, and he'd be on his own without his biracial walking-frame, I really can't see him going. Likewise she'd be on her own and no cameras to catch the silicone drip from her boss-eye.
I'd guess they'll stay away, and mount a huge rival Spectacle in their multi-million 16 toilets for the Ffark birthday for close family and Hollyweird A-listers.
This will overshadow the Coronation as revenge for petty Chuck daring to upstage Prince Ffark's 4th birthday with his imperialist coronation.
Snakebite, Tyler Perry, SkidMarkus the Pimp, Snakebite, Doris Scragend, T. Perry, Scrofulous Aphid, Tyler, Jug-eared Boozy, and HarriNooNoo who will Photoshop the pictures for the Arsewhipes website.
The photoshops will show Tit Clooney cuddling Legless, Beyonce lighting the candles, Obama with Ffark on his knee, Reese hugging Snakebite and Jen, Brad hugging the Stoat, Welby, Kamala Harris, Rishi Sunak, Thunberg, and Biden drooling into a bowl of muesli.