Harry and Meghan #287 Meet the Haznos. Papa Haznobrains, Mama Haznoclass, Bro Haznomates and Sis Haznolegs

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I was just at the Supermarket 3 days ago buying food for the weekend.when I saw a picture of Meg on a tabloid cover, and remarkled “I detest Meghan and Harry, and how they treated the Queen & Prince Phillip” , and suddenly the Cashier from the next checkout jumped over the belt, put her arm around me and getting down on one knee, thanked me for my honesty, and kissed my cheek before telling me hundreds of Stop and Shop employees would be rejoicing, I spoke the words they couldn’t, and it would forever be inspiration. I was very moved. And a single tear spilled onto my left cheek, as if someone had called for “One tear. Left Eye. Violet Go!”
 
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I imagine her in a dress and tiara aka Big Fat Gypsy weddings lol - there is no way in hell that she would be loaned a tiara from the Royal vaults. I think that they will go to the Coronation, but solely for the purpose of collecting more 'evidence' for their ongoing whingefest.
 
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even Jlo and Ben Affleck fuake lover tornado has gone quiet. Allegedly, she too was ignoring the advice of her PR team (Sunshine?) who were telling her that she was oversaturating the media with pap shots, staged photos etc.
I've just been watching the review of the papers on the BBC and Harry's book was being discussed. One reviewer was recent ex govt and was very negative - couldn't believe H &M were so intent (or wtte) on trashing their family and creating their own Diana legacy. The other guest said that she had had the job of reviewing the Netflies documentaries and "that was 6 hours of my life I'm not going to get back"
bwaha ha ha - on national TV and the presenter, Lewis someone, said nothing to present the other perspective. The word is getting out.
 
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Weren’t there rumours about Ginge and some missing pets when he was younger? Also birds being shot at? It was mentioned on here a while ago.
 
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She’s obsessed with b&w photos.. is it to make her appear darker or has she not had a spray tan?
I think her obsession with black and white photos is part of her bizarre obsession with everything 1990s. I remember black and white photos being very trendy then. All of the wedding photographers were featuring black and white photos when I got married in the mid-1990s, so I have a lot of black and white engagement and wedding portraits. Thankfully, my parents were wise enough to see past that trend and bought plenty of color prints for themselves.
 
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If he’s complaining about being penis-less, it’s his own damn fault for yanking on it till it fell off.
 
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Wots this about Princess Anne going to visit them?
Which 'expert,' or 'source,' originated the story? Where is the evidence?

Or is she going to the USA and someone has just decided to invent the visit bit?
 
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If he’s complaining about being penis-less, it’s his own damn fault for yanking on it till it fell off.
a bit like Thor the Arctic Walrus that scuppered the NYE fireworks with his public wanking. Unlike Thor, sadly, Hawwy has not returned to the sea to continue his journey to Social Siberia
 
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Apologies for quoting myself, but just to end on a positive note, since the divorce, the nex has (I've been told) developed a horrific case of cystic bacne, moobs that would make our Polo Prince wince and a secret addiction to watching male gay porn (all while presenting an alpha male bravado with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity). couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.

who is our resident photoshop guru? That is something worth picturing
 
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Holy Hell @ResidentMerkin You’ve been through some chit, woman!
I’m glad you’re out the other side, though! (divorced)
Stay strong, laugh when you can, and keep on keepin’ on, Lady!
 
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I want Catherine to wear the Vladimir tiara with the emerald drops! She would look gorgeous in it, and it would have the added bonus of really pissing off Smeg.

Unfortunately, if the Harkles are invited, but KCIII refuses to lend Smeg a tiara, the Harkles and their sugars will scream “racism”. I can also see Smeg trying to get Cartier, Harry Winston, etc. to let her borrow a tiara. I’m sure she would try to get the biggest, fanciest, tiara-iest tiara they made so she could try to one-up everyone else in the RF. So very predictable.
 
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Just realized i had posted this over on the Major Johnny thread, sorry about that, anyway, here it is now.
 
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Holy Hell @ResidentMerkin You’ve been through some chit, woman!
I’m glad you’re out the other side, though! (divorced)
Stay strong, laugh when you can, and keep on keepin’ on, Lady!
Thanks HoosierDaddy (I was born in Indiana ). Laughing was the absolute key to survival and, well now thrive-al. my friends keep telling me I should write a book or a screenplay but not sure I have the talent or the stomach. but hey - like Smegs, "they didn't make me sign anything" so I could sing like a canary if and when I felt like it.
 
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She SUCH a nasty piece & the only tiara possibilities for her are, as someone already mentioned, a silver painted plastic tiara from Claire’s Boutique, a Burger King crown, or I’ll mail her some tin foil, cardboard strips and Scotch tape so she can make her own!!
…ungrateful Scutter
 
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she would probably ask Miss America to lend one of their 4 storey blingfest monstrosities
 
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Harry and Meghan #288 The Actress and the Extra: taking ‘method’ to a whole new level
 
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