Hamster can I have a cake as well on my head? An eccles cake would be nice but don't know if you can do it. I could be in trouble as I've got about 5 heavy-duty tinfoil hats to munch through possibly. Kittypops might need a muffin as well.I see @Scotch Mist has now chosen to wear a more suitable hat to eat should The Gruesomes show up but I don't have the technical knowledge to know how to alter mine!
In fact I'm sure Scotch changed mine before and gave me this hat, will she be so kind again or do I have to suffer ........ if so it won't be in silence as you will hear me barfing up the length and breadth of this land if they come and I have to eat it.
PLeeeeeeeeese Scotch help me! A nice meringue or Victoria sandwich would go down a treat!
On a more somber note I'm so sorry for your loss @DollyBlue, mother's have that special place in your heart, treasure all the memories of the good times you spent together.
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At this point I'd much rather see KK than the Harkles.
Harry & Meghan #191 The Platinum Jubilee is all about Her Majesty. Long Live The Queen 
There’s a tavern in the townThere’s a circus in the town in the town
Number 2 is going down going down
The wife is a piece of shiiiitteee
There’s a circus in the town in the town
Forgot the tune
I adore our football chants - so some of my suggestions are based around the terraces - so in my own head I am actually singing (Adam’s family theme)
They’re back here and they’re whinging
The Brits all stand here cringing
His hair it keeps recinding
The Harkle family
I would like to see cheers for the rest of the Royals as they pass and if those two do come along, silence and turned backs until they have moved on. NF would have a hard time editing that out!!!Harkles appearances will be strictly limited says Tom Hanks
Jubilee live: The sweet moments between the Royal family during the Platinum Jubilee weekend as celebrations draw to a close
Final day of Platinum Jubilee weekend drew to a close with a 3km parade through London and an Ed Sheeran performance - as the Queen surprised fans with appearance on balcony as celebrations end with national anthem.news.sky.com
I would too and/or turn my back on them
Harry and Meghan will 'keep it simple' for Queen's Platinum Jubilee
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will fly to England without any senior staff, only come with a small security team and leave their most trusted staff back home in California, according to sources.
Harry and Meghan #190 In Texas with a Netflix crew, you’re disgusting, shame on you
On GB news at 10.15, TM Jr will be talking to Wootton
tattle.life
Relevant the security part, the chances now of figuring out :
who got accreditation (many sub-studios, in name unrelated)
who could possibly be contracted on one time basis.
Which places they will film(charities) (which will be shown in the Netflix thing) are about zero until aired.
Example the Avivo Group is Charles wind farms, Queens insurance (trusts) and the facility owner of the Surrey (Netflix studio.)
They may not film the Jubilee ''events'' but...
They've created a minefield about transparency though - this is what rich people doMinor confirmation of:Harry and Meghan will 'keep it simple' for Queen's Platinum Jubilee
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex will fly to England without any senior staff, only come with a small security team and leave their most trusted staff back home in California, according to sources.www.dailymail.co.uk
Harry and Meghan #190 In Texas with a Netflix crew, you’re disgusting, shame on you
On GB news at 10.15, TM Jr will be talking to Woottontattle.life
Relevant the security part, the chances now of figuring out :
who got accreditation (many sub-studios, in name unrelated)
who could possibly be contracted on one time basis.
Which places they will film(charities) (which will be shown in the Netflix thing) are about zero until aired.
Example the Avivo Group is Charles wind farms, Queens insurance (trusts) and the facility owner of the Surrey (Netflix studio.)
They may not film the Jubilee ''events'' but...
What is Prince Andrew seeking to make amends for exactly? When he says he is innocent?
Also, does anyone else feel like the Archbishop talks too much?
Also, does anyone else feel like the Archbishop talks too much?
I don’t usually condone violence but I wish someone would give scoobie a bloody good slap for all the bullshit he spouts, he’s an irritating twit of the highest order.
I’m gay, I hang out with you all, and I don’t think anyone’s homophobic! But I also don’t think Hazno is gay or even bi. My gaydar doesn’t remotely ping with him and I’m damn accurate! He’s just always been happiest with blokes - it’s what he’s always known, more than any other element of his life. Ludgrove, Eton, the army - all male living, lads together, etc. The polo love affair is just a funny joke and his various bromances are ripe for the piss taking!
Airports that wayokey dokey I could put their names in front - so something like this?
Smegzy give that horse its tail back
Harry, Harry is that right you can sing Falsetto now?
Smegzy, Smegzy wanna buy any bunion cream?
Yacht moored nearby we are sailing
Where's your Goblin dress Gremlin.
Where's your titty bottle tatbag.
Montishto morons
''Letting the side down''
By associating with Epstein.
History will be interesting on this, now it's all established so it doesn't matter .
Here another set of visitors associating after Epstein's conviction :
Group of Manhattan 'it' girls in and out of Jeffrey Epstein's mansion
A steady stream of gorgeous women were spotted coming and going from the convicted sex offender's palatial home on the upper east side at the weekend.
The previous ones did also.
Welby already issuing a clarifying statement, responding to ITV's tweets......
Wonder where the pressure is coming from on this. ITV must have believed he was referring to PA. Or intended to set the narrative.
All a bit strange, isn't it?
Yeah. I’m not good at taking instruction. That’s why I’m self-employedI was also wondering if it's some kind of upmarket timeshare thing.
I thought, after the Captain Tequila photos, he was quitting the booze business and taking over his late father's company, so what happened to that, I wonder.
Clearly the RF can exert a bit of pressure on individuals to "behave" when they want to.
And maybe a bit of pressure on Welby as well. Presumably Andrew is just the start, and we will be duly instructed to "forgive" the Harkles as well.
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HEY Harry! You wife is a Ho, but none want a Go. duck off and take the Tart with you.
Even though I'm not happy they are supposed to be coming, as long as they stay out of public view and there are no photos of them then I can relax a bit!
Oi! square arse! Go home!
I’m hoping the Kardashian’s get more coverage over in the States, than those two, while they’re all here. I’d love to see the States full on cancel them because they finally see through them (some Americans seem pretty good at the whole cancel culture thing, when there’s a will). Neither of them deserve ANY publicity, good or bad. They deserve to be consigned to the “where are they now? Though no one gives a crap” section of Hazbeen z listers. I’m sick of seeing them everywhere. I’m sick of the media churning out jackanory stories. I’m sick of their constant PR bullshit….. yet I still read it all, comment on it all and let them live rent free in my mind - I need a word with myself
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