Happy New Year everyone 
Hope it's a good one for all of you
Here's to continued tattling 
Time for a dance
Hope it's a good one for all of you
Here's to continued tattling Time for a dance
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Happy New year lovely tattlers, here's hoping for a better year xx
I wonder if all the supposed sources of income are just fronts for another source in the background? Spotify and Netflix are dead ends as H&M have come up with nothing, The Bench bombed, FF was a disgrace, The Weasel seems to be on paternal leave and not working in San Francisco where BuggaUp is based - nearly a 6-hour drive away from Montyshitto. But I don't think they've ever lived there so where are they? SoHo?
They have no visible means of support, their "charity" balance sheets make no sense, there's never a photo of them with their children or any friends. No attendances at events, just reports about parties they intend to hold, initiatives they intend to launch, and high-fliers they intend to poach to reinvent themselves. But nothing happens and they are like ghosts.
However, their stans, bots, stalkers and RF haters are maintained, encouraged and funded come what may. Their focus in life seems to be to cause as much harm to the Monarchy as possible through every medium available, poisonous briefing to Aphid, books, chat shows, interviews, Court cases and memoirs. No end in sight either.
They are both failures on every front, in employment, as parents, as family members, as a military man, as friends, as exes, as RF ambassadors, reputation-wise, charity failures too. Nobody likes them and nobody wants them, but is someone is using them?
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Happy New year fellow amazingly lovely tattlers. I hope you all have a lovely year and here's my message to our fave twosome
I seem to have something in my mouth. spits
Happy New Year everyone.
Happy New Year everyone.
Get well soon @Nuttynana. I was hospitalised with that in the summer. It was so painful. Didn’t even know I had diverticulosis.Hope you feel better and I am on a bland diet too owing to Diverticulitis, not nice
And here is Smeg’s reply…
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Lots of love Nana, my Husband had an attack of Diverticular Disease ( a few years ago now) and had a perforated bowel as a result , it was very very stressful but all well in the end. Take careHope you feel better and I am on a bland diet too owing to Diverticulitis, not nice
Happy New Year all you dirt bags and potty mouths and ne'er do wells.
Hopefully this next year will bring health and happiness and lots of gossip for us to chew over.
Hopefully this next year will bring health and happiness and lots of gossip for us to chew over.
If that is Catherine unhappy she's a better actress than M.God poor Pablo is going to have a crappy start to 2022. And also....looks like they're struggling after his alleged affair
Best I have seen the old Doxy look, another facelift big improvement!!
Following reports that The Stoat and Ho have refused to put William and Catherine up in their guest room on the US tour, with crochet loo-roll cover and frilly bedspread, could this be the reason? Could this snub be because Minge doesn't want anyone to know that she wears dentures!
Spotted by a long lens pap through the window of Minge's boudoir...
And this below......Minge at Bestie Bumpuss's great-grandson's party last week....She forgot to put them in....!
Spotted by a long lens pap through the window of Minge's boudoir...
And this below......Minge at Bestie Bumpuss's great-grandson's party last week....She forgot to put them in....!
Happy New year
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Happy New Year all you dirt bags and potty mouths and ne'er do wells.
Hopefully this next year will bring health and happiness and lots of gossip for us to chew over.
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Thanks Freda and hope you feel better soonxx and just to cheer you up I will be sending the CAS to wish you a Catty New Year in full vocal choir mode
Sorry @D. A. but ITV have already recorded the re-run of the Porka interview, with some exciting out-takes added, and it will be going out in the New Year. I've seen it because me and Porka are besties, and she let me take a few screenshots. Here's Noballs settling down in Porka's lush garden ready for his interview. ( He's fiddling with his earpiece and getting ready. )
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Perhaps they are Dicky Mint do hope so cunty cretins!!
Happy New year you lovely lot
Happy New Year everyone! We're stuck indoors with the plague and I'm obsessing about Plague Doctors again - that outfit! Anyway, if you know I'm Your Witch Doctor by John Mayall or can be arsed to look it up, I have reworded it for the Plague Doctor herself.
I'm your Plague Doctor, got Charles Manson eyes.
Got the power of the devil, I perjure and lie.
Gonna teach you love at the midnight hour.
Gonna hear you screaming like a roasted fowl.
Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey.
Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey.
Your Plague Doctor. Your Plague Doctor.
Got my eyes on you.
If you look closely, people live in my knees.
I got my Hazza with remarkable ease.
Gonna teach him love at the midnight hour.
Gonna hear him screaming like a roasted fowl.
Repeat chorus.
Repeat first verse.
I've got my mean old spell on him.
I've got my mean old spell on him.
Your Plague Doctor. Your Plague Doctor. Got my eyes on him.
I'm your Plague Doctor, got Charles Manson eyes.
Got the power of the devil, I perjure and lie.
Gonna teach you love at the midnight hour.
Gonna hear you screaming like a roasted fowl.
Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey.
Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey.
Your Plague Doctor. Your Plague Doctor.
Got my eyes on you.
If you look closely, people live in my knees.
I got my Hazza with remarkable ease.
Gonna teach him love at the midnight hour.
Gonna hear him screaming like a roasted fowl.
Repeat chorus.
Repeat first verse.
I've got my mean old spell on him.
I've got my mean old spell on him.
Your Plague Doctor. Your Plague Doctor. Got my eyes on him.
Happy New Year Everyone (except a certain 2)
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