Harry and Meghan #160 I'm the Daddy, here's the proof.. my son has a red roof!

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Bumpus 🤭🤭🤭 I'd be straight down to the deed poll office .... Gayle Bumpus... Suits her though 😉
Party in Montecito and no sign of the grifters.... Aye , the "friendship" that never was or they are smarting from being played for fools.... kween grifter and hostage played them big time
BIB They all used each other.
They are a load of sleazebags. Pork was asked to remove the AN misleading press headlines shown in the US interview and refused even though she knew they were lies. After complaints from AN about distorted and misleading headlines ITV removed them for the UK airing. Pork refused to remove them from the US show.

If she had an ounce of integrity she'd never have gone for the fraud interview in the first place, and she deserves to have fallen flat on her fat backside and been exposed for the human wood-chipper that she is.
The Pork interview was a watershed moment for the Stoat and Slapper and has bitten them big-time on their lying backsides. Same for Pork, she thought she'd landed a scoop but didn't take into account that people don't like whining-self-pity and attacks on your own family from the super-rich and privileged, either side of the Atlantic.

Pork thought she was dealing with royalty, but what she had on her hands was a tacky and nasty trailer trash duo who started sniggering in victory as soon as the cameras stopped rolling. PP was dying, fake footage of Ffark had just been shown, the RF had been accused of "racism" against Fake Fark, The Ho pretended she didn't want to live any more (be careful what you wish for) and The Weasel had been forced into employment because daddy cut off his huge allowance. H&M found this amusing, and all beached whale Pork could come up with was "Whhaaaat...?"

But there is a God, and Pork has been tarnished like everyone else by even brushing against the Ferret and his Ho, like burrs.
 
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I don't comment much on this thread but do read a lot and think you're all a great bunch, with some witty and interesting points!

One thing I've been wondering.... How long do Sunshine Sux have... Surely their days must be numbered with all the negative surrounding the gruesome twosome?!
 
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He will have 'friends' on and they will be asking carefully rehearsed questions. It will all be orchestrated by smeggy. It will be all funnity-fun stuff to start with about how great Christmas was and the cutesy-wutesy things Aldi and Lidl did/do and how utterly totally wonderful life in Cali is compared to stuffy olde Englande Christmases.
Then the poison will be dripped in with incidents from the book about how tough it was being woyal and having everything at your fingertips.
BIB

Talking of the book, this is from August but could be an interesting approach by the media. Rehash certain controversial things from the past and ask if Hazza's going to address them.

I'd forgotten about this particular one. :sick:

 
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Smegz New Year Resolutions 😄
  1. Start Sussex Squad rumour that Kate is a reptile.
  2. Live my best life and only buy pants that fit me.
  3. Cultivate the friendship of those in the highest income bracket.
  4. Go vegan for six minutes and inevitably give up.
  5. Find new child actors that are more reliable.
  6. Make Doria give me back those millions she's stolen from me.
  7. Take the Daily Mail to court for bitching about me again
  8. Edit Hawwy's memoirs so they are far more sensational and full of sex scandals.
  9. Find a way to humiliate Ellen Degenerate as payback.
  10. Make Hawwy wash his feet.
 
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Happy New Year to all (in advance)

Except Meghan and Harry.

I wish their new year's resolution were to shut up, go away and never be heard from again. We've seriously had enough of them in 2021! 🤣
 
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I don't comment much on this thread but do read a lot and think you're all a great bunch, with some witty and interesting points!

One thing I've been wondering.... How long do Sunshine Sux have... Surely their days must be numbered with all the negative surrounding the gruesome twosome?!
They're all graduates of the school of "any publicity is good publicity" and their collective over-active egos agree.

Bet the Sunshine crew have a battle on their hands chasing invoices each month though, 6 and TW are properly skinflinty. If they were in any sort of social group, they'd be the sort to dodge a round in the pub. Mercifully, they have no friends.
 
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Yeah working at Sunshine Sux must really suck. I've had the (mis)fortune to do vague bits of sleb PR, and it really really stinks. Give me a good old trade press story about something riveting like what to stock to boost your Christmas sales and I'm a happy girl!!
 
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İnteresting video looking at a link between Soho House, Mr E, Spotify (Ron Birkle) that may explain why Spotify contract hasn't been pulled. Also looks at Lindsey Jill Roth (Smeg's friend from Uni) who produced Larry King, knew Orca, and was a RF fan.



Happy New Year to all you lovely Tattlers old and new 🍸🍺
 
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Popping in to wish you all A Very Happy & safe New Year, I am still ill & guess I will not find out anything more until I have seen a Gastric Specialist which I am hoping will be soon as I can only have a bland diet at the mo Piffft
 
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In other news...............

The Tattle NY Masks have been adjusted - yay !

Hope everyone has a Happy New Year - I am spending mine on the sofa !

Popping in to wish you all A Very Happy & safe New Year, I am still ill & guess I will not find out anything more until I have seen a Gastric Specialist which I am hoping will be soon as I can only have a bland diet at the mo Piffft
I hope you have a much better 2022. x
 
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Happy new year to all when it arrives. Wishing everyone a covid free 2022

I dont post a lot but I do read it all.

My prediction for 2022 ..the harkles split and the ginger cnut returns briefly to these shores before being found an outpost far far away.
 
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I read in the previous thread that Ghislaine Maxwell was convicted. I guess Andrew has something to worry about then 🤔
 
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Don't tell me the ginger knobhead has been here over Christmas if he has it accounts for the bleeping miserable weather we are having.
lol, Nuttynana, the weather is pretty darn depressing over here on the east coast, too. We haven't seen the sun in days where I live, & while I don't mind it that much, some of my grown kids hate it.
 
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Well played. Gorgeous photo of a seemingly happy couple, if they aren't then they do a great job of hiding it compared to meghan and Harry who never seem natural together.

 
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Ooh, hello......
Anyone fancy a cheeky snog at midnight...we're all wearing ours masks so no-one can tell who we are (apart from the fact that my giant bejewelled tiara is showing, but who's to say that's not a red herring! - maybe I'm really Smeg in her dream getup!)
 
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What a gorgeous photo 😍
Happy New year fellow tattlers, see you in 2022 🥂
(Edit - sorry @Mark81 you beat me to it!)

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Hawwy's New Year Resolutions 😉

1. Learn to spell big words for book.
2. Try to remember Gangan's phone number.
3. Remember where I left Fark before Meg finds out I've lost him.
4. Roast chicken 🥲
5. Buy Meg some expensive paste jewellery to keep her sweet.
6. Roast chicken😋
7. Dig out most embarrassing photos of dad for book.
8. Send William some rude messages.
9. Remember to put new batteries in Lillybucks.
10. Roast chicken 🤪
 
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Well played. Gorgeous photo of a seemingly happy couple, if they aren't then they do a great job of hiding it compared to meghan and Harry who never seem natural together.

God poor Pablo is going to have a crappy start to 2022. And also....looks like they're struggling after his alleged affair 🤣
 
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