Smegs playing Lady Macbeth - "I think we should change it to Duchess Macbeth and I've rewritten the lines. The ones in the play are so old fashioned and dated now. It needs to be more authentic"
Smegs playing Scarlett O'Hara "I think we should change it to Duchess Scarlett and Scarlett needs to free the slaves at the beginning and emphasize how bad war is and how caring and authentic she is. All the slaves love her and recognise her as their saviour. Oh, and she's not white.'
Smegs playing Medea "I think we should change it to Duchess Medea...what? She's a princess? Oh, ok, that will work but no killing kids. She can't kill the kids. And Jason can't leave her because he's madly in love with her and he kills his new wife so he can be back with her"
Smegs playing Diana, Princess of Wales 'I'm happy for her to be a princess but she needs to keep the HRH. Plus there should be a scene where she tells Harry that she's had a vision and he's going to marry the most beautiful and talented woman in the world. She will be his princess and they will live happily ever after. Charles should fall on his sword when he hears that she's dead"
New game folks! Who do you think smegs should play and how would she alter the role to make it better?
Smegs playing Scarlett O'Hara "I think we should change it to Duchess Scarlett and Scarlett needs to free the slaves at the beginning and emphasize how bad war is and how caring and authentic she is. All the slaves love her and recognise her as their saviour. Oh, and she's not white.'
Smegs playing Medea "I think we should change it to Duchess Medea...what? She's a princess? Oh, ok, that will work but no killing kids. She can't kill the kids. And Jason can't leave her because he's madly in love with her and he kills his new wife so he can be back with her"
Smegs playing Diana, Princess of Wales 'I'm happy for her to be a princess but she needs to keep the HRH. Plus there should be a scene where she tells Harry that she's had a vision and he's going to marry the most beautiful and talented woman in the world. She will be his princess and they will live happily ever after. Charles should fall on his sword when he hears that she's dead"
New game folks! Who do you think smegs should play and how would she alter the role to make it better?