Happy Lady
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Harry & Meghan #137 - Camilla and Kate we love them so,
But we're not fond of Princess Pinocchio
But we're not fond of Princess Pinocchio
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Scotch Mist
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MillicentMargaret
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Thinking about some of the "controversial" married ins to European royal families in the last generation:
Letizia - a divorced, not religious TV journalist married into one of the most devout royal families. There are still a lot of people who don't like her and rumours that she and her MIL don't get on but she's never attacked the people of Spain, the media and the family publicly because of it and does her job.
Mette Marit - Had a drug past and a young kid. Now has a chronic illness which means she doesn't do many duties. She has complained about the media intrusion of her son Marius (who then tried to use his name to be a promoter) and other things but she hasn't attacked the family as unsupportive.
Durek the Shaman - He and Martha-Louise have complained about racism in the media and in Norway but have emphasised how supportive her family have been. Worth noting that the media mostly has a go because he's a conman who peddles dangerous cures not because he's black. Ari Behn also never attacked her family despite the divorce and him being very controversial. He said they were great.
Maxima - Terrible family who were banned from the wedding for her father being part of a Junta. She has her ups and downs with the public and media (Greece trip, "too busy with the UN to care about the Dutch people") but doesn't attack the Dutch media or whine about things. Is still in contact with her family privately.
Sofia Hellqvist - does not attack the Swedish media for calling her a porn star when she started dating CP. Does everything in her power to prove she's shaken off her past. A section of the population still doesn't like her but she's won a lot of people over. She and CP were gracious when Carl Gustav took away their kids HRH and seems to get on well with his parents.
Daniel Westerling "The Personal Trainer" has proved himself and never criticised anyone for the way he was treated for years even though it's claimed the King still doesn't like him much.
Chris and Madeleine's popularity took a dive when she moved to Miami and still wanted her perks but they actually live a quiet, private family life and she still does occasional work for the family. Chris knew he didn't want to be a royal so refused a title. They don't start suing when the media say nasty things about them.
So The BRF can be forgiven for thinking that even though they didn't think Meghan was suitable for the role, that it would work out in the end if they gave her public and private support.
No one else has had to deal with a couple attacking the people of the country, the media and the family all at once, as well as trying to be celebrities in a different country and needing to alternatively trash them and suck up to them depending on the day. They want to leave royal life because it's "toxic" and they need to keep repeating that to get attention but then they also want all the perks like titles, being there for the big events, and want to be seen as adored by the people they trash and scream racism and abuse when they AREN'T invited back. They also want to be fake royal and do their own engagements. No one could really have foreseen all of it, even if many predicted they'd move to LA before long.
Even Sofia someone who likes publicity, is not married to the heir and with an embarrassing past has stuck with it.
Letizia - a divorced, not religious TV journalist married into one of the most devout royal families. There are still a lot of people who don't like her and rumours that she and her MIL don't get on but she's never attacked the people of Spain, the media and the family publicly because of it and does her job.
Mette Marit - Had a drug past and a young kid. Now has a chronic illness which means she doesn't do many duties. She has complained about the media intrusion of her son Marius (who then tried to use his name to be a promoter) and other things but she hasn't attacked the family as unsupportive.
Durek the Shaman - He and Martha-Louise have complained about racism in the media and in Norway but have emphasised how supportive her family have been. Worth noting that the media mostly has a go because he's a conman who peddles dangerous cures not because he's black. Ari Behn also never attacked her family despite the divorce and him being very controversial. He said they were great.
Maxima - Terrible family who were banned from the wedding for her father being part of a Junta. She has her ups and downs with the public and media (Greece trip, "too busy with the UN to care about the Dutch people") but doesn't attack the Dutch media or whine about things. Is still in contact with her family privately.
Sofia Hellqvist - does not attack the Swedish media for calling her a porn star when she started dating CP. Does everything in her power to prove she's shaken off her past. A section of the population still doesn't like her but she's won a lot of people over. She and CP were gracious when Carl Gustav took away their kids HRH and seems to get on well with his parents.
Daniel Westerling "The Personal Trainer" has proved himself and never criticised anyone for the way he was treated for years even though it's claimed the King still doesn't like him much.
Chris and Madeleine's popularity took a dive when she moved to Miami and still wanted her perks but they actually live a quiet, private family life and she still does occasional work for the family. Chris knew he didn't want to be a royal so refused a title. They don't start suing when the media say nasty things about them.
So The BRF can be forgiven for thinking that even though they didn't think Meghan was suitable for the role, that it would work out in the end if they gave her public and private support.
No one else has had to deal with a couple attacking the people of the country, the media and the family all at once, as well as trying to be celebrities in a different country and needing to alternatively trash them and suck up to them depending on the day. They want to leave royal life because it's "toxic" and they need to keep repeating that to get attention but then they also want all the perks like titles, being there for the big events, and want to be seen as adored by the people they trash and scream racism and abuse when they AREN'T invited back. They also want to be fake royal and do their own engagements. No one could really have foreseen all of it, even if many predicted they'd move to LA before long.
Even Sofia someone who likes publicity, is not married to the heir and with an embarrassing past has stuck with it.
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kev1974
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Thanks to @spangly for the new title with 76 likes!
Special mention to @JAR21 who almost won with 73 likes for
"Harry and Meghan #136 Princess Pinocchio, are you OkDokieOh?"
Welcome to the 136th installment of the tales of Princess Pinocchio (thanks Piers Morgan) and her hapless juggling clown prince Haznoballs!
(carrying on from #137 here)
Don't forget the Wiki, valiantly updated by @JAR21 with many many articles and photos!
Also remember The Grifities, keep voting to keep Meghan and Oprah on top of the world of grifters!
Special mention to @JAR21 who almost won with 73 likes for
"Harry and Meghan #136 Princess Pinocchio, are you OkDokieOh?"
Welcome to the 136th installment of the tales of Princess Pinocchio (thanks Piers Morgan) and her hapless juggling clown prince Haznoballs!
(carrying on from #137 here)
Don't forget the Wiki, valiantly updated by @JAR21 with many many articles and photos!
Also remember The Grifities, keep voting to keep Meghan and Oprah on top of the world of grifters!
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freda19
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He made a throwaway remark there that really hit home and that hadn't dawned on me, nor have I heard any of us address it.
He said WTTE " Rather than address Piers refusal to believe her by proving her "truths" as facts, she took the option to silence him by crying to his boss for his head on a platter."
That is SO spot on. Example, if I told my workmates that I had been molested at work last week and one of them said "Nope, sorry but I don't believe you Freda, I just don't." ... what would you logically think I'd do (slapping her in the chops is not an asseptable option
)? I'd say "Well ask Mary, the canteen lady. She saw it and called him a perve and told him to piss off ." or "Well pull up the CCTV from tuesday and you'll see him linger behind my chair and me jumping out of my skin looking furious while Mary from the canteen scowls at him and shoos him away" Not a chance in hell I (or anyone normal) would go to the big boss and complain that someone didn't believe me about something I told him and I want him sacked for that". It's just unreal if you boil it down to it's simplest form.
Cunt. Great video from them as always.
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Scotch Mist
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Thanks for taking one for the team!Movie keeps up the BS. Nothing is their fault. BRF tricked them into going back to UK early without Archie and their plans leaked and it wasn't them. Prince Charles Corpse makes another appearance. They should give him a proper burial and stop letting Haz-actor yell at him on the phone.
Real media blitz with real media and clip of real media guy Wolf Blitzer media blitzing. Prince William Frankenfurter is shocked I say. Haz mad that it's being called Megxit and he is not getting any credit.
More commercials. This is why I don't watch regular TV most of the time.
FAMILY MEETING!
Prince William Frankenfurter looks constipated, Haz is taking all the credit for the idea to leave, Prince Charles Corpse looks dead-- no, not dead. He blinked. Her Majesty Queen Discount Betty White from the Mirror Universe blaming everyone except the two narcs for this BS.
Useless Saint Diana flashback that Haz would never remember or be able to put into context as he makes a farewell speech.
Afterward William Frankenfurter is taking his temper out on Kate for what she's wearing to the Commonwealth Service. I do not think this happened any more than I think he walks around looking like he sucks lemons. This is a bad episode of Dynasty.
More commercials... too many. Just going to do the rest of this in one post now.
More media blitzing, more wardrobe held together with scotch tape, more suck lemon face. It makes the original green goblin dress look good, even on the Braless One. The hat would make a good toilet scrubber. Haz getting offended at everything because William Frankenfurter has shut him out. If Haz shakes his fist at the sky in rage it won't get any cornier.
Have another ad for car insurance with a lizard. Namaste.
Canada and Prince Charles Corpse have cut them off-- no more money! Wait-- weren't we making our own money? Why aren't people buying our oatmeal coffee?? We're in mortal danger from Canucks! We must run to America before the germy Canadians get us with their maple syrup and hockey sticks! To California and gangland central!
Megz is pregnant! And she's not silent any more. (Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!) Miscarriage talk! Commencement speech! Stuffy royals are stuffy and mad about upcoming Oprah interview and William is out of lemons and--
Oh FFS more commercials but only 10 more minutes. Plz God no more Vagisil ads.
BRF is trying to stop us from doing Oprah, but they've cut off the money! We're completely free and you can wear Mummy's jewelry! OMG Haz flashes back to teh Andrew Morton tapes and the tape recorder is hilariously bad. Megzy's dress appliques have to to be paper held on with straight pins. Nobody plays Oprah.
Sickening special afterward on Lil Di speculating on whether she might someday become queen. I'm out and going to set some sims on fire.
YeltsinsTank
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Movie keeps up the BS. Nothing is their fault. BRF tricked them into going back to UK early without Archie and their plans leaked and it wasn't them. Prince Charles Corpse makes another appearance. They should give him a proper burial and stop letting Haz-actor yell at him on the phone.
Real media blitz with real media and clip of real media guy Wolf Blitzer media blitzing. Prince William Frankenfurter is shocked I say. Haz mad that it's being called Megxit and he is not getting any credit.
More commercials. This is why I don't watch regular TV most of the time.
FAMILY MEETING!
Prince William Frankenfurter looks constipated, Haz is taking all the credit for the idea to leave, Prince Charles Corpse looks dead-- no, not dead. He blinked. Her Majesty Queen Discount Betty White from the Mirror Universe blaming everyone except the two narcs for this BS.
Useless Saint Diana flashback that Haz would never remember or be able to put into context as he makes a farewell speech.
Afterward William Frankenfurter is taking his temper out on Kate for what she's wearing to the Commonwealth Service. I do not think this happened any more than I think he walks around looking like he sucks lemons. This is a bad episode of Dynasty.
More commercials... too many. Just going to do the rest of this in one post now.
More media blitzing, more wardrobe held together with scotch tape, more suck lemon face. It makes the original green goblin dress look good, even on the Braless One. The hat would make a good toilet scrubber. Haz getting offended at everything because William Frankenfurter has shut him out. If Haz shakes his fist at the sky in rage it won't get any cornier.
Have another ad for car insurance with a lizard. Namaste.
Canada and Prince Charles Corpse have cut them off-- no more money! Wait-- weren't we making our own money? Why aren't people buying our oatmeal coffee?? We're in mortal danger from Canucks! We must run to America before the germy Canadians get us with their maple syrup and hockey sticks! To California and gangland central!
Megz is pregnant! And she's not silent any more. (Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!) Miscarriage talk! Commencement speech! Stuffy royals are stuffy and mad about upcoming Oprah interview and William is out of lemons and--
Oh FFS more commercials but only 10 more minutes. Plz God no more Vagisil ads.
BRF is trying to stop us from doing Oprah, but they've cut off the money! We're completely free and you can wear Mummy's jewelry! OMG Haz flashes back to teh Andrew Morton tapes and the tape recorder is hilariously bad. Megzy's dress appliques have to to be paper held on with straight pins. Nobody plays Oprah.
Sickening special afterward on Lil Di speculating on whether she might someday become queen. I'm out and going to set some sims on fire.
Real media blitz with real media and clip of real media guy Wolf Blitzer media blitzing. Prince William Frankenfurter is shocked I say. Haz mad that it's being called Megxit and he is not getting any credit.
More commercials. This is why I don't watch regular TV most of the time.
FAMILY MEETING!
Prince William Frankenfurter looks constipated, Haz is taking all the credit for the idea to leave, Prince Charles Corpse looks dead-- no, not dead. He blinked. Her Majesty Queen Discount Betty White from the Mirror Universe blaming everyone except the two narcs for this BS.
Useless Saint Diana flashback that Haz would never remember or be able to put into context as he makes a farewell speech.
Afterward William Frankenfurter is taking his temper out on Kate for what she's wearing to the Commonwealth Service. I do not think this happened any more than I think he walks around looking like he sucks lemons. This is a bad episode of Dynasty.
More commercials... too many. Just going to do the rest of this in one post now.
More media blitzing, more wardrobe held together with scotch tape, more suck lemon face. It makes the original green goblin dress look good, even on the Braless One. The hat would make a good toilet scrubber. Haz getting offended at everything because William Frankenfurter has shut him out. If Haz shakes his fist at the sky in rage it won't get any cornier.
Have another ad for car insurance with a lizard. Namaste.
Canada and Prince Charles Corpse have cut them off-- no more money! Wait-- weren't we making our own money? Why aren't people buying our oatmeal coffee?? We're in mortal danger from Canucks! We must run to America before the germy Canadians get us with their maple syrup and hockey sticks! To California and gangland central!
Megz is pregnant! And she's not silent any more. (Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!) Miscarriage talk! Commencement speech! Stuffy royals are stuffy and mad about upcoming Oprah interview and William is out of lemons and--
Oh FFS more commercials but only 10 more minutes. Plz God no more Vagisil ads.
BRF is trying to stop us from doing Oprah, but they've cut off the money! We're completely free and you can wear Mummy's jewelry! OMG Haz flashes back to teh Andrew Morton tapes and the tape recorder is hilariously bad. Megzy's dress appliques have to to be paper held on with straight pins. Nobody plays Oprah.
Sickening special afterward on Lil Di speculating on whether she might someday become queen. I'm out and going to set some sims on fire.
Allflightscancelled
VIP Member
Thread recap:
Ofcom basically told Smeggy to shove it and stop trying to censor people she didn’t agree with.
piers crowed over it, so did we (a lot) and he coined a magnificent new name for the disgraceful ho. Expect it in a thread title quite soon.
Hazno did another hostage video, probably in his pants and this time to an assembled audience of the allegedly great and good. Drugs seemed to have been taken.
Oh and there was much baffling talk about assembling an army of cats, which I didn’t quite follow.
Tattle on, my friends .
Ofcom basically told Smeggy to shove it and stop trying to censor people she didn’t agree with.
piers crowed over it, so did we (a lot) and he coined a magnificent new name for the disgraceful ho. Expect it in a thread title quite soon.
Hazno did another hostage video, probably in his pants and this time to an assembled audience of the allegedly great and good. Drugs seemed to have been taken.
Oh and there was much baffling talk about assembling an army of cats, which I didn’t quite follow.
Tattle on, my friends .
amethyst_unicorn
Chatty Member
Long story short, I had to open a Twitter account to start a Twitter war with Royal Mail (well, I say war, more of a public slanging match but I am sure you get the gist).
Anyway, I found this...
'Fess up, which happy Tattler popped it on there?
Anyway, I found this...
'Fess up, which happy Tattler popped it on there?
Chita
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But, but but…. I thought they’d already made a bid for a Windsor baptism, got the bums rush and got all snotty and said they were having a super low key Cali affair to which no royals would be invited ( as if anyone gave a shit). So what’s changed? Has a new bill come in? Has a contract been cancelled? Is Pedro demanding his back pay? Has that poor charity had the audacity to request it’s outstanding £78,000? The utter bastards, how very dare they expect Pinocchio to deliver on a promise
Yes a low key Christening was announced...........................
Doodlebug005
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Scotch Mist
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But why do you have to be 'right wing' or 'left wing' not to believe the lies peddled by Smegatron?
I bet that most on this thread (well certainly myself) don't subscribe to either end of the extreme spectrum and are just ordinary people who are fed up of being lied to.
This idea that if you support the Queen vs Harkles it makes you a 'right winger' is rubbish.
As for the press the Guardian is absolute fucking shite these days and anti women
At least the only other leftist paper the Mirror has called the Harkles out, but as you say it would help if criticism of the Harkle wankers came from all sides.
Scotch Mist
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I just found this post on Tumblr which makes a good point and made me laugh
'They don’t want their children to have a relationship with Harry’s family, they want them to have a connection with The British Royal Family, which is why we get all the demands, phantom invites, and threats. JH’s complete incomprehension as to why his family were so ‘frosty’ makes me think that despite having the greatest social and educational advantages in the world Harry’s intelligence level is on par with being watered twice a week.'
'They don’t want their children to have a relationship with Harry’s family, they want them to have a connection with The British Royal Family, which is why we get all the demands, phantom invites, and threats. JH’s complete incomprehension as to why his family were so ‘frosty’ makes me think that despite having the greatest social and educational advantages in the world Harry’s intelligence level is on par with being watered twice a week.'
The Wicked Lady
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Well, I think it was a normal thing to say. When I did my Oprah interview, I told her I feel like the broom in the Sorcerer's Apprentice because I am always doing housework. Oprah said 'What?! Does the Queen make you do it?' I looked at her tearfully with my kohl-rimmed eyes and said I had to sweep every inch of Buckingham Palace, the stables and sometimes I have to travel to Montecito to sweep up smashed crockery. Oprah is so empathetic and I am eternally grateful to her for allowing me to tell my truth and not pointing out that I have never been to those places. You wouldn't get that with Piers Morgan!