It'll need to be raining hamster turds & bunion pads before we believe this steaming pile of chicken tit.
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So he respected the Queen so much that he buggered off to LA straight after the funeral and didn't stay for her birthday
The Harkles really do live in a fantasy world don't they? Both of them are compulsive liars or bordering on insanity.
They really are radio rental Merchant Bankers off the feckin scale of humanity.So he respected the Queen so much that he buggered off to LA straight after the funeral and didn't stay for her birthday
The Harkles really do live in a fantasy world don't they? Both of them are compulsive liars or bordering on insanity.
The bald bint and her bald ginger bastard
That article says the book says "a few precious moments" That's so sad that Scobie feels that is a good thing to report other than a damning indictment of their once close relationship.
I felt that nauseous I thought I was going to faint, and I pressed the wrong alert emoji at first.
LOL more from the gutter press that Meghan said didn't exist in America 
Come on Fergie spill the beans!
Was speaking with and messaging mo5 just now. They are safe and sound! She was delighted to hear you were all thinking of her! Can't wait to get back to us, she still thinks the gruesome twosome are what @freda19 says 
and she said to post this 
and she said to post this
Sue Smith (the finn update blogger) is still seriously ill with Covid. She has to go back to hospital again
poor thing.New Idea is a Aussie magazine. It is always full of BS and they get away with it. About the only real story is that they exposed where PWB was in Afghanistan.
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Glad to hear Momof5 is safe and well. Hope her son gets well soon xx
Right there is where the "sinister backers" theory fails.
She was already on the hunt. Piers Morgan and Lizzie Cundy and that lady journo all spoke of her admitted campaign to find a rich english bloke. Ashley Cole, the footballer dodged a bullet when Cundy tried to connect them. He looked and said "No thanks". Not as stupid as he looks then. Then baldy bollix got threw her way and here we are.
She was on a crusade and thought she'd found the Holy Grail, but it's turning out to be a money pit in the mode of Oak Island with lots of money being invested to hit the jackpot but not much evidence of returns on the investments ... stupid witch.
LOL was Meghan presented Cashley? I never knew that. That's f-ing hilarious. Is that for real? Blimey, Cashley is an archetype of thick rich footballers and he reject Meg? HAHA. That's so funny. Well, it's slightly depressing because it goes to show how dim and desperate Harry is/was.
Plus she stopped off en route with Rory Mcilroy.
And she wanted to get on Made in Chelsea
And she wanted to get on Made in Chelsea
Oh no, she must be going out of her mind.No upset.....
She had/ has a lot going on. First of all it was clear up from the last hurricane and now her military son is seriously ill.
She's a fighter though...
Poor mo. Send her our love and prayers Miscy.
Have you noticed that everything is special with these two? Special relationship, special reunion, special snowflakes. When everything is special, nothing is.
She wasn't at all. When Meghan met Lizzie, she pretended that Ashley Cole was sending her DMs, presumably in an effort to big note herself and make it appear as though she had the sort of qualities to attract a rich, famous man. (NB: She doesn't)
She pretended to Lizzie that she barely knew who this person was but omg haha he's messaging me.
Then Ashley Cole's brother gave an interview saying it was, in fact, a bunch of rubbish invented by Meghan and that his brother would never look twice at her, much less know who she was, much less DM her in a thirsty way.
Of course it was a bunch of shite.
Let's face it, whatever you think of Cheryl Cole, she was at the time quite famous and very beautiful. Meghan was a 35 year old nobody from Toronto with average looks. She lies her way into everything.
And here is Sir Thomas of Ginger in all his glory, wearing his monocle over his blind eye.KP UPDATE_
Will here to all Tattlers, we had a family meeting yesterday with only relevant members present The Gurners Grimm and the Fat Pork as well as his Ginger ex Raleigh were excluded.
Needless to say the "ladies" all consumed lots of Fuckharry cocktails along with the new one now named baldycunt after the Kween of Kuntycal .
We needed to agree a plan for when the Ginger Cockerel comes over.
Gran wants him stuffed for a BBQ with a skewer up his arse, Caff wants to smack him in the kisser wearing a knuckleduster and naughty Cammy wants to put his dick on a serving board and stab it with a pickle fork. Annie is going to trigger him with her horses who afterwards will crap all over him and Z is going to hold him while hubby uses him as a punchbag.
The Ladies got so pissed they were all doing wanker signs to his photo while Cammy lifter her arse and farted on him unfortunately the hilarity resulted in them all pissing themselves. Thank Christ for TenaLady
When they had all sobered up it was agreed that Ginger Tom would be knighted for his service to the Crown and is now called Sir Thomas of Ginger, the rest of his squad have all been awarded an OBE and @Cassandra333 has been awarded a medal for her pussies bravery and commitment to the cause.
They all ended up singing rugby songs led by M about a girl called cringe who gave the whole team a singe with her red hot minge
Royal standards were kept at all times until Gran mooned at his wedding photo and started them all off again.
Update next week when that bleeping, bastard book comes out
All Tattlers to be mentioned in despatches in gratitude from the family
@pombear Sir Tom needs a ceremony photo for his Knighthood day please can you oblige him and he promises not to piss on your flower bed
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Didn't she also slide into Matt Cardle's DMs if I remember correctly?
'BUT I AM IN THE CAST OF THE SHOW "SUITS". I HAVE A GLOBAL PROFILE'
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