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Just come across this ladies TikTok she’s made so many about WB and his Wife (she’s very much like us by the way)
These are some hilarious ones
These are some hilarious ones
Somebody needs their meds reviewed.
Isn't Normandy in France? I don't mind if the French take them. In fact they're very welcome to them
I know friends who have a competition on DM comments to see who can get the most red arrows. Wouldn’t be surprised if this was one of theirs!!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle lose 700,000 Instagram followers
British data analysis firm Hypeauditor has revealed 700,000 people stopped following Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on Instagram in the last year, The Sun has reported.
a story about nothing but funny all the same
Harry and Meghan to 'return to work' with Netflix to 'show why US so important to them'
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are set to have a "busy period" after the arrival of their second child as the Sussexes launch content for their Netflix and Spotify projects.
www.express.co.uk
Scabies milking his updated comic
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are set to have a "busy period" after the arrival of their second child as the Sussexes launch content for their Netflix and Spotify projects.
Harry and Meghan set to 'return to work' with new projects
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are set to have a "busy period" after the arrival of their second child as the Sussexes launch content for their Netflix and Spotify projects.
Scabies milking his updated comic
Translation: Netflix have told them to go into hiding and let professionals do the work on content (with titles stamped on end product)Harry and Meghan to 'return to work' with Netflix to 'show why US so important to them'
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are set to have a "busy period" after the arrival of their second child as the Sussexes launch content for their Netflix and Spotify projects.
Harry and Meghan set to 'return to work' with new projects
PRINCE HARRY and Meghan Markle are set to have a "busy period" after the arrival of their second child as the Sussexes launch content for their Netflix and Spotify projects.
Scabies milking his updated comic
.. incase true form they harkle themselves since everything Megain touches flops
What annoys me is that no one is following up on the claim that a woman carrying a baby had suicidal ideation. Did she get help? Was she able to access residential mental care?
We don't know, because everyone has just accepted that was a big fat lie, but why does she get away with it?
We don't know, because everyone has just accepted that was a big fat lie, but why does she get away with it?
I hear the butlers in the VIP room will do anything you ask. Apparently the canapes are amazing. Kate Moss was in there once.
If you believe that StrongWrite twitter is Meghan, she claimed that Biden is paying their security. CDAN also made this claim.
I wish it would get out. British and Canadian taxpayers had no tolerance for them - I very much doubt that Americans would either, if they thought they were paying.
This feels like we all have @YeltsinsTank on the therapy couch like a bunch of bad Freud copies!
*strokes beard knowingly*
So, YT, to what extent are do you believe you personally are driven by the pleasure principle?
*raises an eyebrow and stares piercingly at YT who is gibbering nervously on the couch surrounded by 200 Tattlers sporting small round glasses and cigars*
*strokes beard knowingly*
So, YT, to what extent are do you believe you personally are driven by the pleasure principle?
*raises an eyebrow and stares piercingly at YT who is gibbering nervously on the couch surrounded by 200 Tattlers sporting small round glasses and cigars*
@YeltsinsTank do you like cheese?
Below is a selection of Sussex cheeses for your delectation
Brighton Blue, Saint Giles, Sussex Marble, Chilli Marble, Tremains Organic and Little Sussex.
Which one would you choose?
Below is a selection of Sussex cheeses for your delectation
Brighton Blue, Saint Giles, Sussex Marble, Chilli Marble, Tremains Organic and Little Sussex.Which one would you choose?
I agree, MB.
Between H and his admitted and demonstrated "mental health issues".... and M with her issues as well, and the fact that the children are hidden and isolated from a normal existence ..... you might think a wellness check from social services would be warranted. Or law enforcement. Either will do. I am surprised BP has not requested this unless they know something that the public does not. (Children don't exist) The Markle family could request this as well, in a more public and aggressive way than they have up to this point, beyond the approach of just requesting a visit.
I have to stop downloading all this custom content and see if I can find something in the bins....
Well he's not going to get impeached anytime soon with a Democratic congress. I can't see him resigning unless he made just a major unprecedented public gaffe. It would look so bad for the Dems to have a quitter, even if it was him. And we all know he's not really running the show, so him resigning won't change anything. I think they are going to try to keep this up until he dies in office or until 2024. I think the last president we had die on office was Kennedy, the last to resign in office was Nixon, and we've never heard the end of either one of them.
The other thing is that if he does leave or die in office, Pelosi does not automatically move up a notch like I've seen discussed. That would only happen if the president and VP were out at the same time, or if the president left office with no VP. What would happen would be the president dies/resigns, whatever, and the VP becomes president. There is then a vacancy in the VP slot. The new president then nominates a new VP-- it can be anyone, but the new president is a former VP. He was chosen because he was a dud. He's going to pick an even bigger dud. So he's probably not going to choose an egomaniac like House Speaker Pelosi, senate majority leader or anything like that. He's going to choose Joe Blow from Kokomo. My favorite would be Governor Eric Holcomb of Indiana. The guy copycats everyone else and does everything he's told-- and is Mike Pence's former Lieutenant Governor.
Not as much as John Boehner was.
Honestly I'm far more driven by my bad temper and sheer laziness. My mom has been telling me this for years.
I LOVE cheese! I'll take all of them-- except the blue; it makes me feel icky.@YeltsinsTank do you like cheese?
Below is a selection of Sussex cheeses for your delectation
Which one would you choose?
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Not sure of the rules on this one...
Scabies - Avoid. I can't trust him any further than I can get a kleenex into his collapsed nostril.
Biden - Snog. He'd start sniffing my hair and I'd just tell him it already happened and he'd take my word for it.
Marry - Harry. I'd just handle him like I handle my dog. Lots of exercise and when he gets out of line zap him with his e-collar.
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Just made lol x...
The queen as a bowling ball..
x...The queen as a bowling ball..
22 August 2021
From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London
To whom it may concern:
For those of you accompanying HRH the Duke of York on his morning jogs, the
head of security and his physician would like to issue the following clarifications:
1. These excursions are intended to encourage the Duke’s weight loss efforts. Stopping
at McDonald’s for a Double-Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal (Really?
Who needs that much meat??) and then going to three different coffee shops for tea
and crullers before you even start jogging is not helping. Please do not call ahead and
ask them to open just for the Duke’s jogging party, and do not ask for extra cheese.
2. The Duke is hereby informed that asking random female tourists to “join me for
tea” with sesame seeds stuck in his teeth and a steamed milk mustache is only resulting
in embarrassing Tik-Tok videos, and he is to stop this at once.
On a related note, Mr. Jack Brooksbank and HRH Princess Eugenie will be having,
over palace objections, a car boot sale hosted in the Kensington Palace parking area
on Saturday starting at 8AM sharp. All are invited to attend. Fans of the Sussexes
may enjoy life-size portraits of Meghan Markle as various historical figures at rock-
bottom prices as well as various figurines of dogs playing poker. Other items include
a large collection of bunion medical suppies, fake pregnancy bellies that we are positive
were used for Halloween costumes only, and eight volumes of what appear to be
rough draft of Prince Harry’s upcoming new book, Being the Prince Who Hates
Himself and The People Who Agree With Me.
Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London
To whom it may concern:
For those of you accompanying HRH the Duke of York on his morning jogs, the
head of security and his physician would like to issue the following clarifications:
1. These excursions are intended to encourage the Duke’s weight loss efforts. Stopping
at McDonald’s for a Double-Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal (Really?
Who needs that much meat??) and then going to three different coffee shops for tea
and crullers before you even start jogging is not helping. Please do not call ahead and
ask them to open just for the Duke’s jogging party, and do not ask for extra cheese.
2. The Duke is hereby informed that asking random female tourists to “join me for
tea” with sesame seeds stuck in his teeth and a steamed milk mustache is only resulting
in embarrassing Tik-Tok videos, and he is to stop this at once.
On a related note, Mr. Jack Brooksbank and HRH Princess Eugenie will be having,
over palace objections, a car boot sale hosted in the Kensington Palace parking area
on Saturday starting at 8AM sharp. All are invited to attend. Fans of the Sussexes
may enjoy life-size portraits of Meghan Markle as various historical figures at rock-
bottom prices as well as various figurines of dogs playing poker. Other items include
a large collection of bunion medical suppies, fake pregnancy bellies that we are positive
were used for Halloween costumes only, and eight volumes of what appear to be
rough draft of Prince Harry’s upcoming new book, Being the Prince Who Hates
Himself and The People Who Agree With Me.
Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
I agree that something odd is going on with Scrotie. We know that the Harkles colluded with the writing of the original book (even though they denied it). There is no other explanation for them being so keen for it to be published.Something sits a bit oddly with me re this 'epilogue' shite.
He spouts a load of crap ... the snarkles swoop in to deny it ... and Brenda is priming her legal bods.
To me it smells of them getting told of potential legal stuff from the Firm and panicking. We KNOW they helped scoobie. The dogs in the street know he's the snarkle mouthpiece for things they are too chickenshit to say themselves. Yet they've clearly very suddenly thrown him under the bus while they wipe their grubby hands of him.
Where does scoobie go from here? Will he continue to be their supportive voice, like a whipped dog licking his abusive mistress's hand? Or will he find his bollox (they're the little slightly darker ones in her handbag Scoobs, not the ginger speckled ones).
I get a strong whiff of panties being shat in all round. The snarkles worried over potential legal stuff from Brenda, and scooby even worse off, with potential legal stuff from the palace AND his masters dropping him in it.
"Oh what a tangled web we weave ..."
Slightly off topic but also on topic.
Re Randy. We cannot assume guilt based on his friendship with JE and GM. Back in the day an old boyfriend of mine ran with a bad crowd, but I never witnessed him be anything other than normal and he held down a decent job, never inexplicably disappeared and had no signs of unexplained wealth. Does that make me complicit in things he and people in his other life were doing? Of course it doesn't. We were very close and spent a lot of time together (until he shagged one of my mates and got her pregnant
My point is that it happens. Even in families parents and siblings are often unaware of things going on in someone's life. We see it all the time re murdered kids in inner cities. People can hide 'other lives' in full view.
On that basis I don't blame Brenda not going postal on his arse. No point in giving the people 'out to get him' more ammunition by punishing him for something totally unproven.
Then they distanced themselves from it claiming it was a work of fiction because of the court case. Now Scrotie is keen to get out some updates from the previous year they are pretending that its nothing to do with them
of course it could just be Scrotie cashing in but it's likely that the Harkles do have something they want out there and have briefed him accordingly.As we we haven't seen the updates/epilogue we don't know if it contains anything potentially libellous. Scrotie will be markled for sure soon enough probably ver soon.
If Hazno's publishers think there's anything that the royal family could sue over in his book they will make sure that its erased. No publisher leaves themselves open to a lawsuit willingly. That's why I think his book will be bland and ultimately disappointing to everyone who was expecting juicy stuff.
That could be just one of the things the palace will dispute. There must be dozens of palace staff who were
at the lies spouted in the porker interview and by scoobie. They will be more than happy to give evidence of witnessed conversations or actions that decry the snarkles version of events.Wouldn't it be delicious irony if the palace demanded the medical team who looked after the farchy farce explain why they didn't refer smeggy for specialist help when she claimed she was suffering mentally during the 'pregnancy'. It is part of the pregnancy routine "So, everything is going well with baby, so how about mum? How are you coping? Any worries about impending motherhood or anxiety or fears? Anything you want to discuss at all?"
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