Harry and Meghan #133 Cable actress sits at her throne, Harry's lights are on but nobody's home

[Kittypops]

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22 August 2021

From the Desk of Sec. Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace
London

To whom it may concern:

For those of you accompanying HRH the Duke of York on his morning jogs, the
head of security and his physician would like to issue the following clarifications:

1. These excursions are intended to encourage the Duke’s weight loss efforts. Stopping
at McDonald’s for a Double-Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meal (Really?
Who needs that much meat??) and then going to three different coffee shops for tea
and crullers before you even start jogging is not helping. Please do not call ahead and
ask them to open just for the Duke’s jogging party, and do not ask for extra cheese.

2. The Duke is hereby informed that asking random female tourists to “join me for
tea” with sesame seeds stuck in his teeth and a steamed milk mustache is only resulting
in embarrassing Tik-Tok videos, and he is to stop this at once.

On a related note, Mr. Jack Brooksbank and HRH Princess Eugenie will be having,
over palace objections, a car boot sale hosted in the Kensington Palace parking area
on Saturday starting at 8AM sharp. All are invited to attend. Fans of the Sussexes
may enjoy life-size portraits of Meghan Markle as various historical figures at rock-
bottom prices as well as various figurines of dogs playing poker. Other items include
a large collection of bunion medical suppies, fake pregnancy bellies that we are positive
were used for Halloween costumes only, and eight volumes of what appear to be
rough draft of Prince Harry’s upcoming new book, Being the Prince Who Hates
Himself and The People Who Agree With Me.

Nigel Davies
Buckingham Palace

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Halloween costumes!!!

That could be just one of the things the palace will dispute. There must be dozens of palace staff who were
at the lies spouted in the porker interview and by scoobie. They will be more than happy to give evidence of witnessed conversations or actions that decry the snarkles version of events.
Wouldn't it be delicious irony if the palace demanded the medical team who looked after the farchy farce explain why they didn't refer smeggy for specialist help when she claimed she was suffering mentally during the 'pregnancy'. It is part of the pregnancy routine "So, everything is going well with baby, so how about mum? How are you coping? Any worries about impending motherhood or anxiety or fears? Anything you want to discuss at all?"

And by "medical team" I'm sensing this means Mattel?

Ah, maybe Smegz is actually taking "Mattelnity Leave"?

 

[YeltsinsTank]

What annoys me is that no one is following up on the claim that a woman carrying a baby had suicidal ideation. Did she get help? Was she able to access residential mental care?
We don't know, because everyone has just accepted that was a big fat lie, but why does she get away with it?

If I had said something like that, on TV or not, CPS would be so far up my ass I could taste the court orders. The kids would be with a relative, probably the dog too, cops would have taken my guns and I'd be on an involuntary hold. Not to mention I'd lose guardianship of my father, someone else would be my guardian and I would own nothing right now. These two say and do all this flaky crap and everyone tells them what a good job they're doing.

 

[LadyMuck]

I agree that something odd is going on with Scrotie. We know that the Harkles colluded with the writing of the original book (even though they denied it). There is no other explanation for them being so keen for it to be published.

Then they distanced themselves from it claiming it was a work of fiction because of the court case. Now Scrotie is keen to get out some updates from the previous year they are pretending that its nothing to do with them of course it could just be Scrotie cashing in but it's likely that the Harkles do have something they want out there and have briefed him accordingly.

As we we haven't seen the updates/epilogue we don't know if it contains anything potentially libellous. Scrotie will be markled for sure soon enough probably ver soon.

If Hazno's publishers think there's anything that the royal family could sue over in his book they will make sure that its erased. No publisher leaves themselves open to a lawsuit willingly. That's why I think his book will be bland and ultimately disappointing to everyone who was expecting juicy stuff.

Yankee Wally bought it for £2.81 and gave her opinion on it. Said don't bother! Grammar is bad. She thinks it was written by a non English speaker. Includes some chapters. I posted her video upthread

 

[Pom Bear]

I saw this and thought it could be modified by one of you fabulous Tattlers. @Pom Bear?

Here you are xx.

 

[LadyMuck]

I want to know the outcome of the bullying allegations. That's all gone very quiet

 

[freda19]

Yankee Wally bought it for £2.81 and gave her opinion on it. Said don't bother! Grammar is bad. She thinks it was written by a non English speaker. Includes some chapters. I posted her video upthread

I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.
Also she says it is thin, more like a leaflet than anything ... but I thought it was an extra chapter/epilogue to the actual book Funding Freebies and an excuse to shift more of the books.
Also YW says the writing/print is very big. That's a ploy often used (in my opinion) to pad out a book. Then there's the grammar issue and it appearing written by a non English speaker (true dat). Not proof read at all it seems. All very amateur stuff, even more so than the original.
So all in all I suspect scoobs is winging it on this one, doing it for himself and Durand for another payday from deluded sugars and getting his snout in the trough before everything goes tits-over-arse for the snarkles. It smacks of him using info gleaned during smeggy chats as the basis for this epilogue without running it past her first and she is not a happy bunny at being used. Suck it up buttercup.
Honestly, they are all back stabbing bar stewards. There is no honour among thieves.

 

[Mrsoh]

I want to know the outcome of the bullying allegations. That's all gone very quiet

Same here.

 

[SweetSummerChild]

I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.
Also she says it is thin, more like a leaflet than anything ... but I thought it was an extra chapter/epilogue to the actual book Funding Freebies and an excuse to shift more of the books.
Also YW says the writing/print is very big. That's a ploy often used (in my opinion) to pad out a book. Then there's the grammar issue and it appearing written by a non English speaker (true dat). Not proof read at all it seems. All very amateur stuff, even more so than the original.
So all in all I suspect scoobs is winging it on this one, doing it for himself and Durand for another payday from deluded sugars and getting his snout in the trough before everything goes tits-over-arse for the snarkles. It smacks of him using info gleaned during smeggy chats as the basis for this epilogue without running it past her first and she is not a happy bunny at being used. Suck it up buttercup.
Honestly, they are all back stabbing bar stewards. There is no honour among thieves.

BIB - I’m always slightly bemused at how Wallis snuffles around getting her snout into every possible trough, but is outraged at anyone else doing the same thing.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

They really are overpriviledged, overindulged, weak chin wankers they are good for nothing and grubbed down with us they would not survive.

Anne is fine she could run a riding stables, Edward is feeble and hasn't shown any talent for anything, nice enough but a limp dick, the fat York should have made a career in the Navy and been castrated and we wouldn't have to suffer those gurning, grinning pop eyed prats, Charles would have been a great market garden farmer.

The ginger thing should have been sent to Africa and been in the line of a herd of rampaging Elephants.

All in all they are as useful as Haddocks bucket minge at a gay wedding.



Haddock minge and Cod balls still seem to be teflon coated to an extent, he appears to have powerful, corrupt allies over there and all as bent as a fiddlers elbow and for all they say about their republican ideal they still want that connection!!

If he loses his titles will they want him then I wonder?? Bet Wokedom has taken a hit alongside Bidens popularity at the moment, sometimes I look at him and he looks like the walking dead.

Sorry if I offend our Murican Tattlers but I reckon he is suffering from dementia!!

Biden has more self tanning cream and bronzer than Minge and Trump combined . Im asyonished no one has made the same "orange face" comments they did daily between 2016 and 2020

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Biden has more self tanning cream and bronzer than Minge and Trump combined . Im asyonished no one has made the same "orange face" comments they did daily between 2016 and 2020

The hypocrisy of the American media knows no bounds.

 

[AmIbeingTreasonable]

Thank you very much that's lovely to hear xx

One extra made for you x

Farch is very embarrassed..he weren't allowed to vote due to looking far too young so he had to get a very nice man to sneak his vote card in.

Farch weren't happy..he said to himself.."..After all these years as a great granddad, paying my taxes and working over forty years I can't even get to bloody vote".

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@Pom Bear, thanks so much I feel special now
Off to catch up with rest of the thread, I'm in NZ so I'm always late to the party

 

[MistyWoods]

I hear the butlers in the VIP room will do anything you ask. Apparently the canapes are amazing. Kate Moss was in there once.



If you believe that StrongWrite twitter is Meghan, she claimed that Biden is paying their security. CDAN also made this claim.
I wish it would get out. British and Canadian taxpayers had no tolerance for them - I very much doubt that Americans would either, if they thought they were paying.

We better not be paying for their security!!!

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I remember thinking that Durand was very quiet around the original launch of FF, but she seems to be quoted more often now in media reporting of the (in)famous epilogue? Cant quote sources but her name seems to be coming up more often at the moment. I wonder why...

 

[JAR21]

I found that odd too. I thought it wasn't due out until the 31st August, the anniversary of Di's death? How did she get it and how have others on amazon been able to review it, as in the screen shots she showed.
Also she says it is thin, more like a leaflet than anything ... but I thought it was an extra chapter/epilogue to the actual book Funding Freebies and an excuse to shift more of the books.
Also YW says the writing/print is very big. That's a ploy often used (in my opinion) to pad out a book. Then there's the grammar issue and it appearing written by a non English speaker (true dat). Not proof read at all it seems. All very amateur stuff, even more so than the original.
So all in all I suspect scoobs is winging it on this one, doing it for himself and Durand for another payday from deluded sugars and getting his snout in the trough before everything goes tits-over-arse for the snarkles. It smacks of him using info gleaned during smeggy chats as the basis for this epilogue without running it past her first and she is not a happy bunny at being used. Suck it up buttercup.
Honestly, they are all back stabbing bar stewards. There is no honour among thieves.

I got the impression that it was a summary of the newspaper articles, rather than an official book by Scabies?

ETA I think this is it, although the price is different:

Amazon product

 

[freda19]

I got the impression that it was a summary of the newspaper articles, rather than an official book by Scabies?

ETA I think this is it, although the price is different:

Amazon product

Seems to be it. Same reviews as YW mentioned re grammar etc.

Hmm, wasn't it touted by scoobs as being full of new stuff regarding the Porker interview, missing military titles and lilibet-gate etc ?
Sounds like scoobs has screwed smeggy. Not literally obviously.


OK, so YW has a review on there and she says she got hers so cheap from Amazon Warehouse ( which is mostly returned/damaged items). That explains her getting it for less than £3.

 

[margaretta]

Here you are xx.

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Why thank you So much Pom Bear!

 

[Mrsoh]

Thread suggestion 134............. Scooby Doo should be worrying, because TQ is a coming

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Here you are xx.

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Spoiler: This dirty limerick is not mine and I did not write it

See the nympho dancing in the window
I love to watch as she shakes her behind
I walk up and meet her on the doorstep
She kneels down and I'm suddenly fine
Dirty knees make me feel fine!
The thing that she is blowing is not my miiiiiiiind!

 

[freda19]

Bloomin' Nora. YW wasn't wrong about the pamphlet looking like it was writter by a non English speaker.
As a supposed author and writer for Harpers B you'd think ...
I dunno. You judge.

 

[kev1974]

I also work in healthcare specialising in people with learning disabilities and long term/chronic medical conditions. I have far more time for them than I do Wallis and Vomit!

"Wallis and Vomit" oh that's going in the wiki "names" section right now