Harry and Meghan #129 until we get DNA proof you can shove your Troof.

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SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR CUNTESS OF SUCKSCOCKS

She's going to be frozen in time now with no ageing 😡 how annoying.

Farchie will forever be a baby and goodness knows what the RF will do on Lilibet's birthday because they won't have any picture to post. 🤣
They could have grabbed a screenshot in the seagull tit dress with her little piggy eyes from the Orca interview...
 
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Anyone else think all Royal social media accounts have the same team that posts on them for them to all be so similar :ROFLMAO:



 
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Look out, folks; we got a badass in the comments here. If this is really an immigration lawyer loitering in a DM comments section he ought to be disbarred. He might as well say I can't testify about a bank robbery I was an eyewitness to because I hadn't been introduced to the suspect. It sounds like someone on tumblr screeching But you don't KNOW her!!


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My Birthday Greeting to Septic Peg:

'Crappy Birthday to Smeg
You have Chicken Legs
You are Nasty and Horrid
Crappy Birthday to Smeg'

I hope you have a truly awful 50th birthday Smeg and none of your dreams come true. May you end the day slumped in a maudlin drunken heap in a corner with an earwig crawling up your nose.

We know you collaborated in that awful cartoon which portrays The Duchess of Cambridge as a drunk. You're the drunk, you evil Hag. Damn your eyes!

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This is who you really are you evil bleep!
 
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Look out, folks; we got a badass in the comments here. If this is really an immigration lawyer loitering in a DM comments section he ought to be disbarred. He might as well say I can't testify about a bank robbery I was an eyewitness to because I hadn't been introduced to the suspect. It sounds like someone on tumblr screeching But you don't KNOW her!!


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That's hilarious 😆
Is he going to take action against every author who has ever written a biography of anyone famous? 🤣
 
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Look out, folks; we got a badass in the comments here. If this is really an immigration lawyer loitering in a DM comments section he ought to be disbarred. He might as well say I can't testify about a bank robbery I was an eyewitness to because I hadn't been introduced to the suspect. It sounds like someone on tumblr screeching But you don't KNOW her!!


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He can’t spell very well for a lawyer 😂
 
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Look out, folks; we got a badass in the comments here. If this is really an immigration lawyer loitering in a DM comments section he ought to be disbarred. He might as well say I can't testify about a bank robbery I was an eyewitness to because I hadn't been introduced to the suspect. It sounds like someone on tumblr screeching But you don't KNOW her!!


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Hands up which Tattler wrote this 😂


LindaTB, Cumbria, United Kingdom, 3 hours ago
We will never know how the TRUE Chicken Legs adult would look like : without fixed nose, fillers, thoroughly ironed hair, tattooed eyebrows, etc. She modified herself when she was a very young woman. That is why she does not want to show her kids? They might have inherited something of TRUE her ? The book might give us an answer why a " proud b.i.r.a.c.ial woman" so desperately wanted/wants to look one r.a.c.ial and always opened her chicken legs to a w.h.i.t.e men....no much pride there, eh ?
 
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Look out, folks; we got a badass in the comments here. If this is really an immigration lawyer loitering in a DM comments section he ought to be disbarred. He might as well say I can't testify about a bank robbery I was an eyewitness to because I hadn't been introduced to the suspect. It sounds like someone on tumblr screeching But you don't KNOW her!!


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Lol at a “real” lawyer making contact with someone in the DM comments section 😂
 
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On Dan wootton's show last night im sure he said one of today's (uk) papers had an open letter to Meghan written by journalist Carole Malone.

I dont know which tabloid she writes for. I thought it was Daily Mirror but I had a quick look and can't see anything.

I bet a super sleuth Tatler can find it though.
While I was looking I spotted a comment from James May (Top gear, Grand Tour) saying Harry and Meghan should know better than to air dirty laundry in public.

Good for him!
It's on the Express front cover, but I can't find it on their site

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Have the Suckeggs wished any members of the RF birthday wishes since the tit hit the fan earlier in the year.
The RF seem to have all sent similar messages to Smeg. May be one of the courtiers, I think some of the RF are on holiday or going on holiday. Is PC still on a working tour (he was helping to clean a beach)?
 
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Have the Suckeggs wished any members of the RF birthday wishes since the tit hit the fan earlier in the year.
The RF seem to have all sent similar messages to Smeg. May be one of the courtiers, I think some of the RF are on holiday or going on holiday. Is PC still on a working tour (he was helping to clean a beach)?
The RF will be professional to the ' enth' degree........
Itll wind them right up, now they are on the outside & the RF are continuing - indomitable - as normal.
 
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It's on the Express front cover, but I can't find it on their site

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At least I know I wasn't hearing things.
Dammit though, might have to actually go out and buy a copy!

Luca on Twitter has asked that no one post his tweets elsewhere without asking his permission first.
 
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I was thinking yesterday about this tit show that has the old slags paw prints all over it.
EVERYONE is talking about it. The majority are disgusted and very defensive of the kids and the rest of the family. The more publicity its getting the more people are taking the RF under their protective wings. Its a classic case of we can say what we want about our family but God help any other fucker who abuse them. Particularly as its bullying children. It's been marked if indeed she has her paws in it. Once again her grand plan has backfired and all she's managed to do is increase popularity and protectivness of the RF, and ironically the Cambridges. The old bleep is really really stupid. I mean WB is a thick bleep but she, with her delusions of grandeur is just hilariously inept. Everything she touches turns to ratshit, all her schemes to get back at the RF for seeing through her Hollywood fakeness, have backfired and she is too fukin dull and stupid to see it. So rather than give it up, she pours more cash into PR for fake stories and hangs WB out to dry. It's all going spectacularly well in the RF favour.
A day making clothes is therapeutic for my thought process. So as much as the old spunk bucket boils my piss and I loathe the way she treats our RF I think she can see it all falling down around her ears. Even the book deals are markled. Everyone knows it's more lies and people are getting really fed up of it and frankly they are boring everyone. However they should never underestimate our SAS ....
WB is still a traitorous little bleep whose head would have been detached from his shoulders by now in the not so distant past. He's an unwell individual who needs help. Help he won't get with TW because it suits her to have him spewing venom about his family while she sits back and drip feeds him with the poison. Pure evil is what she is and nothing more. Karma will come, and when she does TW won't know what the duck has hit her, neither will her pathetic disgraceful cretinous husband.
Hope her dog shits in the house today and she steps in it with bare feet.
Sick puppies the pair of them. They disgust me.


Have they got the green "gobbling" outfit and some of the Kardashianesque maternity dresses?!
Fashion evolution my fat arse, her fashion evolution has gone from trailer trash to just trash. My homemade clothes look better on me than the designer stuff looks on her. The bird tit dress in Orca interview is a classic. 🤣🤣 she's all fur coat and no knickers .
Reading your post @Flairey made me think of something. A really funny (in my mind) premise for a cartoon reworking the characters in Prince. We see a much loved RF, and Meghan. In each episode meghan comes up with another plan to destroy them, and each ends with it turned around on her, with the RF standing unscathed. In one, she invites them all for tea, armed with poison. ThIngs turn around, and it ends with Meghan having ingested it all and winds up with the worst case of diarrhea in history. Next episode, she invites them on a cruise and sure enough her evil plans all backfire, and a blown up, stabbed, strangled Meg ends up being blasted out of the very Canon she had arranged for Kate.
Each episode we see Meg and her manipulations exposed, thwarted and turned around landing right back on The Sussex skank.
Now that's the cartoon I want to see!
 
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Reading your post @Flairey made me think of something. A really funny (in my mind) premise for a cartoon reworking the characters in Prince. We see a much loved RF, and Meghan. In each episode meghan comes up with another plan to destroy them, and each ends with it turn ed around on her, with the RF standing unscathed. In one, she invites them all for tea, armed with poison. ThIngs turn around, and it ends with Meghan having ingested it all and winds up with the worst case of diarrhea in history. Next episode, she invites them on a cruise and sure enough her evil plans all backfire, and a blown up, stabbed, strangled Meg ends up being blasted out of the very Canon she had arranged for Kate.
Each episode we see Meg and her manipulations exposed, thwarted and turned around landing right back on The Sussex skank.
Now that's the cartoon I want to see!

.......and she dies every week but is alive again the following week like that character in South Park.
Kenny, was it?
 
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My one question is did Peggy ask the channel to do this video? 🤔 It's very anti anyone who criticises Haz.
Make sure you watch the (tiny) segment about Charlie Kirk (roughly 9.40) - his description of Haz is priceless! :ROFLMAO:

 
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Reading your post @Flairey made me think of something. A really funny (in my mind) premise for a cartoon reworking the characters in Prince. We see a much loved RF, and Meghan. In each episode meghan comes up with another plan to destroy them, and each ends with it turned around on her, with the RF standing unscathed. In one, she invites them all for tea, armed with poison. ThIngs turn around, and it ends with Meghan having ingested it all and winds up with the worst case of diarrhea in history. Next episode, she invites them on a cruise and sure enough her evil plans all backfire, and a blown up, stabbed, strangled Meg ends up being blasted out of the very Canon she had arranged for Kate.
Each episode we see Meg and her manipulations exposed, thwarted and turned around landing right back on The Sussex skank.
Now that's the cartoon I want to see!
LOVE IT! Absolutely LOVE IT!!! ❤❤❤
 
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