I've been thinking about the Farchie situation. Murky pictures, scant details, hair covered, filmed from the back and in black and white.
They say they want to protect him from the press, and yet they use him ( or similar looking child ) to merch stuff for dollar. Recently there has been the reprinting of a story about Puppet saying he was the father of a child and it all came to light just before the wedding, which he completely denied and in a real state. The story went away rather quickly, and no details of the age of the child/ toddler was revealed and as we know the murky couple got wed at our expense .
What if they took on that child, Puppet's biological child ( NDA's and lots of cash to mother ) and used friend's baby for the S. Africa tour, Porca interview , meanwhile Puppet's child is growing up away from the cameras and it becomes harder and harder to piece together his babyhood and childhood. One day he'll be wheeled out and there you have it , Here's Farchie!
This would answer why she did the moon bump shenanigans and while Puppet supported her, and all the smoke and mirrors fake deliveries and lies about the birth.
RF knew about the child and helped make arrangements for him to be bought into the RF quietly , but didn't know the moon bump plan and subsequently found out. Hence Mexit. This is what she has over them, she will tell all and drag RF into it. Also, the reason they didn't give details of god parents and baptism is that Porca the Orca is allegedly one of the god parents ( got the Orca gossip of IG). I thought you had to be a member of the C of E to be a godparent you have to be a practicing Catholic to be a godparent at a Catholic baptism, so would assume the same for C of E
Well that's my thought for the day, honestly with Muppet and Puppet frankly nothing would surprise me now