Harry and Meghan #103 William inherits the Throne, Harry gets the Bench

[LadyMuck]

George Grant (@RuleBGB) Tweeted:
Spot on.
https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[Scotch Mist]

Did anyone complain about Smeggy's camp frolic snog ex boyfriend on Lorraine this morning? I didn't see it as I switched off when Adil was praising Hazno earlier.

 

[antisocialmedia]

They're commissioning their own Diana statue, which will have its own bedroom, so Harry can say Diana's living with them

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The next podcast planned is a seance, with Hazbeen interviewing Princess Diana from her bedroom in their Montecito home.

Hazbeen - Mom, I'm going to interview you.

It'll be 'yo or no'

Stay silent, if the answer is yo.

I'm your God Damn favourite.

You love me more than William. Period.

You're darn proud of me.

You think William is a looooseeeerrr

William is such an airhead

You think it's disgraceful and a betrayal for the formally known motherf***er previously known as dad to cut me off financially when I only had £20 million in my bank account?

I've had THE worst life EVER, EVER, EVER, right?

And a few questions from Meghan.

We're best friends, right?

The Royal Family is racist, right?

You think I should be Queen, right?

You think the Kate witch should give your engagement ring to me, right?

Is James Hewitt H's real dad? Asking for a friend who is wondering about divorce settlements.

Do you want to be dug up and your remains buried under the Tree of Life in our yard?

Have you got the power to cause 'accidents', to, say, just off the top of my head, Queenie, Charles, William and all their kids? Asking for a friend.

The controversial black Princess Diana statue

A closer look at the statue ahead of the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana's death

www.birminghammail.co.uk

"The statue most recently attracted attention when algae formations turned it green, a far cry from its first look."

So the same shade as Megaphone when she sees the outpouring of love that Kate gets?

 

[LadyMuck]

Sparkles (@Sparkle11820746) Tweeted: https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[Carpediem69]

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Saw this on the Internet, when did she ever have a waist that small?

That must be photo shopped her waist is directly under her tits they have extended her torso IMO - #everythingfake

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I mean, that "statue" - WTAF???? I stopped reading at the bit about outside a funeral directors' in Bloxwich.

This forthcoming unveiling could be very sticky indeed. I hope Wills and Catherine go on their own and it's all very dignified and that the Snarkles attempt to zoom in from wherever they are has major technical issues.

 

[Chita]

I mean, that "statue" - WTAF???? I stopped reading at the bit about outside a funeral directors' in Bloxwich.

This forthcoming unveiling could be very sticky indeed. I hope Wills and Catherine go on their own and it's all very dignified and that the Snarkles attempt to zoom in from wherever they are has major technical issues.

Maybe Earl Spencer will muscle in on the job and deliver one of his speeches.

 

[LadyMuck]

HarrysGreySuit (@hrrysgreysuit) Tweeted: @NookienooNaomi https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[Mrsoh]

I think she's had the baby, and they are going to announce in a few weeks time.

 

[Nuttynana]

I have had a horrible day today my sweet little cat was put to sleep this morning, it was so sudden and I am still snivelling.

I love animals and intensely dislike most people, especially cunts 1 and 2 which makes my personal swearometer even worse than usual, hope I don't offend all you lovely people but I just really wish them all the bad luck in the world and wish I could put them down like my little

 

[Allflightscancelled]

"The statue most recently attracted attention when algae formations turned it green, a far cry from its first look."

So the same shade as Megaphone when she sees the outpouring of love that Kate gets?

I hadn't seen the statue before. Bloody hell, but it's horrible.

HarrysGreySuit (@hrrysgreysuit) Tweeted: @NookienooNaomi https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

And why has she got her old nose back?

Oh, sorry, just seen the statue is in Bloxwich. Phew!
Ignore me on that one. The comment about the nose still stands, though

 

[JAR21]

Sorry if this has been posted already, but the daily mail has run a story about Meghan’s childhood sweetheart Joshua Silverstein who she met at camp when she was 13. Joshua Silverstein was born in 1977 making him 44. You’re telling me a 17/18 year old was kissing a 13 year old?
Either he’s admitting something a bit gross, or someone has been lying about her age...
Article also says ‘when THEY were thirteen’ so seems to be the latter!

LINK: Meghan Markle's childhood sweetheart praises 'courageous' Duchess


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I think he's the wanna be actor, so he's probably trying to bag a few favours.

 

[LadyMuck]

Breaking news. MWX gone into liquidation

Baroness Bruck (@BaronessBruck) Tweeted: BREAKING

MWX Trading Ltd (Commercial Branch for Sussex Royal) is filing for Liquidation

As expected, there's a separate filing for INSOLVENCY

Online documents pending

This SCOOP is brought to you thanks to the wonderful Margo @bettedavisthizz

cc: @PorneMichaels https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[buflesse]

What a strange way to say 'proves that Meghan is a liar'.

She really is ugly, isn't she?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I have had a horrible day today my sweet little cat was put to sleep this morning, it was so sudden and I am still snivelling.

I love animals and intensely dislike most people, especially cunts 1 and 2 which makes my personal swearometer even worse than usual, hope I don't offend all you lovely people but I just really wish them all the bad luck in the world and wish I could put them down like my little

Oh I am sorry, animals are a part of our hearts, and our families. But we are lucky that we can do that for them when it's their time, unlike we can for our human loved ones (that's a whole other topic). Big purrs from another cat owner xx

 

[kev1974]

George Grant (@RuleBGB) Tweeted:
Spot on.
https://tattle.life/threads/19920/ https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

That needs to be added as a reply to every single thing that Scoobie Doo posts about them. Bang on.

 

[Allflightscancelled]

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What a strange way to say 'proves that Meghan is a liar'.

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She really is ugly, isn't she?

Well, she's certainly odd-looking

 

[LadyMuck]

I have had a horrible day today my sweet little cat was put to sleep this morning, it was so sudden and I am still snivelling.

I love animals and intensely dislike most people, especially cunts 1 and 2 which makes my personal swearometer even worse than usual, hope I don't offend all you lovely people but I just really wish them all the bad luck in the world and wish I could put them down like my little

So very sorry to hear that nutty nana. I really feel for you and your loss. Sending hugs xxx

 

[Cassandra333]

Like Meg Ryan. She was older than me for ages and then all of a sudden – not.

That happened to me with Catherine Zeta Jones. She's younger than me now.

 

[LadyMuck]

MWX been markled