Personally I canβt wait for PWB to give his views on Gun control. No doubt the Hollywood gang will applaud him but he will seriously piss off a lot of America. I am sure it will happen eventually since he is such an idiot.
You wished to hear Hazzno's views on gun control, so I managed to get an exclusive interview with him posing as Porker. Layers of clothing, loads of fake tan, glasses and a massive wig. Hazzno was too stoned to notice I was an undercover Tattler, and revealed His Truth to me!
See Freda, it can be done !!
He said he's read a bit about the 2nd Amendment and doesn't really understand it of course.... but it's bonkers anyway. He loves guns, shooting grouse and cats 'n stuff, yar yar you guys....he was in the military for 10 years, a little-known fact he's a Purple Fart doncha know... or is it Heart? FFS I dunno, memory's gone. You listenin', Porker? He Hazzno Wales fired a real gun at people from a whirlybird yar yar and he's got the thumbs for it too, you guys, like, he plays on his X-box to practice, real cool. Gotta keep my thumbs movin' cos I'm goin' back to Helmand, needed in the trenches...G.I.Wales, me.
Anyway Porker I'm like, the f....ing 2nd Amendment is f.....ing stoopid bonkers too yeah like the First 'Mendment and all the rest of that
tit Amendment stuff, right? But let's get back to talking about my gestational genital pain cos that's what Mericans wanna know about, yeah? I gotta bad itch 'n rash since I met my princess that's the genital pain she revealed to me as the explanation why we had to get away and find Our Truth. It's all daddy's fault, you guys.