Harry and Meghan #103 William inherits the Throne, Harry gets the Bench

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It all sounds a bit like some sort of money laundering or scam to get access to his trust funds - use the funds for a deposit, sell at the earliest opportunity to avoid excess taxes plus extra profit from having "Royal" connection.

They are a dodgy duo and I wouldn't trust them an inch where money is concerned!
She's been getting money advice from Dorito then, she's well versed in monetary fraud
 
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God, shes got a smug face you just want to push into a flan, and he needs dropping in the bath.




An empty one.
From a great height.
 
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I'm from the North so we have a netty in wir yard and a tin bath in front of the fire.
I'm from the north as well picturing the gruesome twosome, when this is all over and they have fallen from grace, in a two up two down with outside loo and the bath hung on a nail in the yard ready for Friday night bath night.
 
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SWGod that woman's age changes with the weather..... She was 42 for about 5 years. Then she was 46 for another decade.... eye roll.
Wonder who the dad is? She's a thrower as well - phones, if I remember. Charming. Poor kid
Im seeing Joan Crawford & Mommie, Dearest , there ..... what an old, entitled ratbag that is......
 
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SWGod that woman's age changes with the weather..... She was 42 for about 5 years. Then she was 46 for another decade.... eye roll.
Wonder who the dad is? She's a thrower as well - phones, if I remember. Charming. Poor kid
Like Meg Ryan. She was older than me for ages and then all of a sudden – not.
 
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SWGod that woman's age changes with the weather..... She was 42 for about 5 years. Then she was 46 for another decade.... eye roll.
Wonder who the dad is? She's a thrower as well - phones, if I remember. Charming. Poor kid
Don't forget she likes getting Diamonds as gifts , she aint fussy if they are legit or Blood Diamonds ,

Can't stand that woman
 
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Yes Harry. Freedom of speech is a horrible thing. So maybe you should just shut the duck up. And gathering with celebriy friends to raise money from us people who have worked everyday since we were 15 with no trust fund or security also falls in that first amendment. Want to form a religion to worship to your crazy wife ? Go ahead 1st amendment says you can. Actually you can google to find out and understand the first amendment Ask Megs for help, she knows how to google to find out the words to sing to Granny.

as you can probably tell I am in a foul mood as I am sick of working non stop in a stressful environment . And can’t sleep due to stress while listening to my husband snore like a baby rhino. So this rant helped.
and my opinion of the Royaless couple has always been low
Try wax earplugs x
 
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#104 time for Harry's mouth to give it a rest, now even the Americans think he"s a pest.
 
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They're commissioning their own Diana statue, which will have its own bedroom, so Harry can say Diana's living with them

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The next podcast planned is a seance, with Hazbeen interviewing Princess Diana from her bedroom in their Montecito home.

Hazbeen - Mom, I'm going to interview you.

It'll be 'yo or no'

Stay silent, if the answer is yo.


I'm your God Damn favourite.

You love me more than William. Period.

You're darn proud of me.

You think William is a looooseeeerrr

William is such an airhead

You think it's disgraceful and a betrayal for the formally known motherf***er previously known as dad to cut me off financially when I only had £20 million in my bank account?

I've had THE worst life EVER, EVER, EVER, right?

And a few questions from Meghan.

We're best friends, right?

The Royal Family is racist, right?

You think I should be Queen, right?

You think the Kate witch should give your engagement ring to me, right?

Is James Hewitt H's real dad? Asking for a friend who is wondering about divorce settlements.

Do you want to be dug up and your remains buried under the Tree of Life in our yard?

Have you got the power to cause 'accidents', to, say, just off the top of my head, Queenie, Charles, William and all their kids? Asking for a friend.

 
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It wouldn't be big enough for slaggys mega minge
The Royal Albert Dock wouldnt be big enough for that

They're commissioning their own Diana statue, which will have its own bedroom, so Harry can say Diana's living with them

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The next podcast planned is a seance, with Hazbeen interviewing Princess Diana from her bedroom in their Montecito home.

Hazbeen - Mom, I'm going to interview you.

It'll be 'yo or no'

Stay silent, if the answer is yo.


I'm your God Damn favourite.

You love me more than William. Period.

You're darn proud of me.

You think William is a looooseeeerrr

William is such an airhead

You think it's disgraceful and a betrayal for the formally known motherf***er previously known as dad to cut me off financially when I only had £20 million in my bank account?

I've had THE worst life EVER, EVER, EVER, right?

And a few questions from Meghan.

We're best friends, right?

The Royal Family is racist, right?

You think I should be Queen, right?

You think the Kate witch should give your engagement ring to me, right?

Is James Hewitt H's real dad? Asking for a friend who is wondering about divorce settlements.

Do you want to be dug up and your remains buried under the Tree of Life in our yard?

Have you got the power to cause 'accidents', to, say, just off the top of my head, Queenie, Charles, William and all their kids? Asking for a friend.

Christ almighty hahahaa 😖😖😖😖😂
 
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