Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[Bubblemamaa22]

Bloody hell Hannah, can we not have a small respite from the relentless cringe?!

Set up phone to film self, take fake "zen" breath 🫠🫠🫠 #needed - is it? IS IT?!

 

[macchiato]

You are one downward dog away from setting your hair on fire, Hannah.

(Long time lurker… )

 

[FridayFrida]

The filming on the balcony with the candle is all too much and far too cringe… I can’t believe I used to find her aspirational 🫠 it’s all so vapid!

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Surely burning a candle outside is a waste?

 

[Hc68759]

I can just imagine when TB introduces Hannah to his friends and family. she’ll rock up with the leather waistcoat, huge green sunglasses, giant flowery tent/dress, ankle socks and dad trainers and a small sequin handbag on one arm and clutching a vase of tulips in the other and will say “it me” when she enters the room

 

[ChilliBean]

Wtf is she doing
Bet the neighbours dislike her already

 

[OurKid]

I think she thinks she’s going to learn to be a doctor by watching Greys and reading pseudo science books

 

[JellyDonut]

Dr Gale’s diagnosis for everything will be “mercury is in retrograde”. Her prescription will be a week of bed rest with Netflix, pineapple fried rice, and Aldi pretzel chocolate

 

[dreaming0700]

Wtf is she doing
Bet the neighbours dislike her already

It’s all so fake. Even the candle is positioned to show the brand, nothing in her life is authentic and REAL.
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Feeling for HGs boys this half term, hope they enjoy their staged week together, back of head photos and being put to bed by TB

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

Incredible….so she wants to start reading the New Scientist but baulks at paying £6.99 per week.

Had she ever been in the library at college she could have no doubt read it for free! Also you can read a lot of periodicals for free online through a library membership.

I suspect she wants a hard copy because she thinks it’ll both make her look intelligent and will impress people.

Also it would be cheaper than £6.99 a week on a subscription. And she could always give up some of her extraneous expenditure (ie flowers, take away food and coffees) which I suspect she spends more than £6.99 each week on.

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Let's be real, she's hoping for a freebie.

 

[Lola123]

Do we think she wants a readly subcription like loads of people she had in the past?

 

[WalkingInTheWoods]

Everything with her is a beg or a not so subtle brag that shouldn’t be a brag

 

[ophelia1990]

I’m sorry but that vapid idiot won’t understand most of the articles in the new scientist. I appreciate she can’t be as thick as she makes out as she passed her exams etc but there’s no way the girl who spends hours finding horoscope posts on insta that justify her laziness is reading that magazine every week and enjoying/understanding it.

 

[Maria1212]

Dr Gale’s diagnosis for everything will be “mercury is in retrograde”. Her prescription will be a week of bed rest with Netflix, pineapple fried rice, and Aldi pretzel chocolate

ok but i would love to be prescribed this tbh hahaha

 

[PastorBake]

Had she ever been in the library at college she could have no doubt read it for free! Also you can read a lot of periodicals for free online through a library membership.

Yep, I read New Scientist most weeks. It's free on an app I can access through my membership of the local council library, like hundreds of other magazines are.

But that's not aesthetic enough for our Dr Gale

 

[WalkingInTheWoods]

She wants the hard copy of the magazine so she can place it next to her tit candle on her tit table and take a tit picture for her instagram and call it “goals” whilst her children are being put to bed by TB but desperate for her attention

 

[Maria1212]

I know theyre entirely different body shapes but I don't think that really matters. HG take notes this is how you post a cute OOTD vid without any gawping or frumpy fake walking

 

[Tiger tat]

Incredible….so she wants to start reading the New Scientist but baulks at paying £6.99 per week.

Had she ever been in the library at college she could have no doubt read it for free! Also you can read a lot of periodicals for free online through a library membership.

I suspect she wants a hard copy because she thinks it’ll both make her look intelligent and will impress people.

Also it would be cheaper than £6.99 a week on a subscription. And she could always give up some of her extraneous expenditure (ie flowers, take away food and coffees) which I suspect she spends more than £6.99 each week on.

Surely such an expert ‘ex-journo’ knows the answer. Beggy twit.

 

[Charlotte_Sometimes]

This is what I see when she wears a denim sleeveless jacket……James Corden in the film Starter for 10!!