Walking around B&M picking up endless mugs. Does she not watch the news?
Covid is spreading. Stop touching things you don't intend to buy. No one is interested. The biggest mug is you.
Oh and your name is not Jessie, you need to look for the letter A.
WTF is going on with the mugs? And with the stuck out finger? Will it not bend now after it had to get sewn back on from the near severing opening a bag of chips???
Does she honestly, truly believe this is the content people want to see? Picking up every
bleeping mug in B&M and wittering ‘oh it’s stunning. Oh I laaavve it’ she’s like a stuck record. She needs some new descriptive words in her vocabulary.
I take it that as they were shopping for things for his room we are gearing up for the grand reveal! Grey, white and possibly a touch of black are we thinking? Poor sod will end up with another Poundland Hinch bedroom
Also Asfana, when you get a break in your busy, busy life can we please have updates on the following…
1. The ‘massive’ primark haul you promised us around 3-4 weeks ago. We are on pins waiting to see what drab sales stuff you bought this time.
2. The Hinch bedroom 2.0 that’s supposedly for your son but will just be another grey and white shrine to tour messiah.
3. The special announcement all your customer got to hear at ‘YOUR’ restaurant. Don’t make us wait any longer please!
4. Where and when are you off on your hols??
GO GET THE PASSPORTS!
If you could address these in the next couple of days we’ll all be very grateful. WE MOVE!
