Can we make it tewma/tewmor?This could be a bomb title!
Gabriella Lindley #68: I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all i got was a tumor and salmonella.
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Oh yes!!
It’s possibly morally wrong (?) to use tumor in a title, so it’s probably best:
Gabriella Lindley #68: I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all i got was a cat full of twena and salmonella.
Could always replace tumor with Clemmy
I moved to Brighton to stalk Zoella and all I got was Clemmy, singing that's phlegmy and a covid pandemmy.Could always replace tumor with Clemmy
What the duck is she doing? How is she earning any money? She’s done duck all for weeks.
Why would she delete these tweets? Isn't she the unapologetically satirical queen of sass? or some BS like that?
Also, was stinkyBee talking to you right before she tweeted this?
Why are all these uninfluencers so hot on toxic friendships when they all seem like they're the problematic friend? Such a bag of Karens, honestly.
They’re so passive aggressive. I’m so bored of talentless “influencers”.
I think realistically alot of people who are attracted to being influencers are narcissists to start off with, I think the 'job' just makes them worse. Like lets be real, if you think so highly of yourself you want to make a living out of posting a videos/photos of yourself for people to fawn over whilst thinking you hold so much power you can sway their life choices - you are a bit of a prick really aren't you?
They also know these type of statements get the most engagement from their followers. The content of all influencers can be condensed into the same two sentiments they repeat daily:
1) focus on yourself and your happiness
2) everyone else is toxic and jealous and the problem
That’s exactly it. I remember being relieved at leaving college and all the petty friendship group bickering as it seemed a jump in maturity in uni and beyond. I mean, I know there are tensions with work colleagues sometimes but I was just done with the insecure jostling and moaning.
This lot have continued it on for a decade longer than they should. They’re so pathetic with each other.
Yeah all the people I want to school with who tried to become YouTubers … are you not embarazzzed
And hasn’t Jewniper Mewn been closed now for weeks?
She just posted a reel of her cleaning out her cupboard under the sink
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Honestly I think you’re all being a bit harsh on her, making out like she’s done nothing but fester for weeks. She’s actually labelled a box and put some washing powder in a jar.
And she miraculously changed nail polish colour in the middle.
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Who the duck is she actually making content for now
Every day she becomes more and more like a parody of herself.
It was ASMR, just a TikTok trend innit. That’s the only reason she did it, and the pouring stuff into containers was all for the noise effect. I don’t get it, I’m old and ASMR makes my skin crawl.
She loves it because she can do it without having to show her face or do a voice over.
On the TikTok she’s got all the asmr hashtags
She loves it because she can do it without having to show her face or do a voice over.
On the TikTok she’s got all the asmr hashtags
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ASMR when she sounds like bleeping Salad Fingers. Bog off, Gabby.
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