Gabriella Lindley #62 I got 99 sewfas and an obese son

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Not me. I don’t even have Twitter! Also I’ve got two dogs. Ew dogs, Gabby!
 
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I love how this is becoming like the court day outfit planning Gobs unintentionally gives us all running jokes just by being her idiotic self everytime.
 
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Not me, I don't clean my kitchen worktop with a tea towel that I've also used to remove nail varnish
 
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Do we have to do an audit checking every poster is not Gabby?

It's like reverse Spartacus. I'll start.

I'm not Gabriella Lindley.
I'm not Gabriella Lindley either. I have friends, don't eat my bodyweight in ham because I'm vegetarian and I've never shat in a box.
 
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I’m not Gabriella Lindley. I practice personal hygiene and don’t consider washing myself a pamper day.
 
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Not me, I don't have a bidet filled with my mum's clothes and life-size pictures of people I'm no longer friends with.
 
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I am not Gabriella, I have a husband.

although plot twist if I was her, Jane or the cousin
 
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Absolutely creased at these I wasn’t around in the court outfit era but would love to submit my request to go as a vase of tulips x
 
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