Sighs… opens yewtewb
She was near a dog omg how did she not die guiseeee she’s sew allergic
Please share more old vlogs I’m so new to the gobbles story
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Sighs… opens yewtewb
Flipper action starts about 1minute in
She’s sew pale and green eyedCan’t believe she went to a pharmacy about prickly heat. What the fuck is Jane playing at? It’s prickly heat. It happens to loads of us fair skinned northern sorts. Jesus
Get’s freckles, but doesn’t get to ‘freckles & chill’ with HobbieShe exposes herself to the sun because she knows she'll have a reaction to it therefore she can have some drama. Just like how she keeps doing the things she's not supposed to do with her body but continues so she can complain about it. Also, she does it to get freckles and she thinks that's cute.
Omfg I just can imagine her at 20 whatever she was in her flippers coming up for air like that excitedly shouting “Mum! Mum!! Watch me!! Mum!!! MUM?! MUM!!! Did you see how far I went under the water?! MUM!! Mum!!! I went the whole length of the pool, watch me! See?! Did you film it?!”New profile pic up for grabs, anyone?
This is what I picked up on! I know it’s been said a few times how stunted she is. I know this was what 5 years ago but she was still in her 20’s and her in the pool and just other her/Jane interactions she is literally like a small child!Omfg I just can imagine her at 20 whatever she was in her flippers coming up for air like that excitedly shouting “Mum! Mum!! Watch me!! Mum!!! MUM?! MUM!!! Did you see how far I went under the water?! MUM!! Mum!!! I went the whole length of the pool, watch me! See?! Did you film it?!”
Guise she's a vampire gahhhSighs… opens yewtewb
She was near a dog omg how did she not die guiseeee she’s sew allergic
Please share more old vlogs I’m so new to the gobbles story
I think her issue is not accepting her body per se but more so the fact she will never look like a hottie from ig she believes she is. She's used to praise from her minions and she doesn't get it in public and it makes her lose the fake confidence and sass she feels when online - I guess that's also why she never did a meet up or why she avoids going out in general.Sad as it all is, she seems to be really happy in the water. I think she mentioned she used to swim as a kid - surely she could just start swimming again? I'm guessing she's self conscious but nobody gives zero fucks about what anybody else looks like at the swimming pool. And she has enough money to book a private slot or she could even find a women's only gym.
(I'd probably leave the flippers at home though, Gobs)
thanks for the new pic, hewp yew dewnt mind xGuise she's a vampire gahhh
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(her mouth area grosses me out as f)
Guisee, did she mention she used to be in swimming competitions ?!
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It's weird, isn't it? She will happily vlog and story looking like a grotty egg; does she really think people expect her to look like one facetuned selfie over the reality she constantly puts out on social media herself?I think her issue is not accepting her body per se but more so the fact she will never look like a hottie from ig she believes she is. She's used to praise from her minions and she doesn't get it in public and it makes her lose the fake confidence and sass she feels when online - I guess that's also why she never did a meet up or why she avoids going out in general.
I agree! Being in any kind of (clean) water is my happy place. The thought of being too body conscious to appear anywhere in just a cozzie is a miserable one... Ultimately no one cares what you look like at the pool or on the beach but I realise that is a lot easier to sayIt's weird, isn't it? She will happily vlog and story looking like a grotty egg; does she really think people expect her to look like one facetuned selfie over the reality she constantly puts out on social media herself?
I still think she should find a way to get swimming though - she might not be such a mardy misery arse if she did something that was good for both her body and mind.
I am not sure if somebody already answered it but she most likely will I’ll say StarbucksAlso funny how these changes are all self created. If she didn't dye her hair or buy a new sofa every 6 weeks she'd be even more stagnant. Goes to show how dynamic her life is.
And most people look fondly on things that haven't changed because it's like, through all the births, deaths, breakups, holidays etc they still have that fringe or that pink sofa or that handbag.
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I've been ever so patient to know what coffee shops she frequents in rejection of all the loud bars but no response so far
I don't really care if she blocks me but I'll probably delete my message before shewakes up andsees it and realises I'm from scummy troll land.
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