Just speaking for myself but personally, I ignore the Gabby's dad discussions. It always goes around and around in circles, somebody always wants to see his tweets, people go too far, everybody says the same thing and it's basically almost as much like groundhog day as Gabby's life has been for the last five years.
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Lol thanks. I’m not as good as @Fillyjonk and @Doc and possibly some others that I’ve forgotten, that make up lyrics, but I tryThis is GLORIOUS
hahaAre you kidding me? You're a genius! Im still chortling at all the song titles on your albums.Lol thanks. I’m not as good as @Fillyjonk and @Doc and possibly some others that I’ve forgotten, that make up lyrics, but I try
You’re better at coming up with the lyrics for a whole song though haha. I get bored after the first verse and run out of things to rhyme
Steve!! *sighs wistfully*Steve
He's probably living with a gf or a mate being normal and slightly dull. This time of year his mind drifts back to his youth and wondering why his big night out in London meeting youtubers was such a let down. No wild partying with pretty vloggers throwing themselves at him. Just lukewarm hot chocolate, not even an attempt at a Christmas meal, too few crisps, zero booze and witnessing the awkward mating dance of Gabby towards Hobby.
Really hoping George’s gf proposes to him over the Christmas meal, and asks Chris to walk her down the aisle.
We need to get our fiveheads together and collab!You’re better at coming up with the lyrics for a whole song though haha. I get bored after the first verse and run out of things to rhyme
Steve! Steve! Steve!
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It’s Christmas time,
Gobby is afraid
It’s Christmas time
There’s more sunlight and less shade
in her world of plenty (of cat tit bags)
She makes no plans to spread joy
Put your arms around nelly
A Christmas time
but say a prayer
For gabboon and jewniper mewn
At Christmas time
It’s hard
When you purposely miss out on family events!
there’s a world outside your moldy windew
If only you weren't so terrified
Of socialising and making friends
Instead she eats food that is fried
So tonight thank god it’s her
Instead of you.
There won’t be masks worn in tkmaxx
This Christmas time
The greatest gift gaboon will get
Is ham
Ohhhhhhhhh
Where she shits in shoe boxes
Makes up fake illnesses
does she know you’re allowed outside at all!?
And that’s all I have
Gobby is afraid
It’s Christmas time
There’s more sunlight and less shade
in her world of plenty (of cat tit bags)
She makes no plans to spread joy
Put your arms around nelly
A Christmas time
but say a prayer
For gabboon and jewniper mewn
At Christmas time
It’s hard
When you purposely miss out on family events!
there’s a world outside your moldy windew
If only you weren't so terrified
Of socialising and making friends
Instead she eats food that is fried
So tonight thank god it’s her
Instead of you.
There won’t be masks worn in tkmaxx
This Christmas time
The greatest gift gaboon will get
Is ham
Ohhhhhhhhh
Where she shits in shoe boxes
Makes up fake illnesses
does she know you’re allowed outside at all!?
And that’s all I have
Brilliant! Christmas number 1!!It’s Christmas time,
Gobby is afraid
It’s Christmas time
There’s more sunlight and less shade
in her world of plenty (of cat tit bags)
She makes no plans to spread joy
Put your arms around nelly
A Christmas time
but say a prayer
For gabboon and jewniper mewn
At Christmas time
It’s hard
When you purposely miss out on family events!
there’s a world outside your moldy windew
If only you weren't so terrified
Of socialising and making friends
Instead she eats food that is fried
So tonight thank god it’s her
Instead of you.
There won’t be masks worn in tkmaxx
This Christmas time
The greatest gift gaboon will get
Is ham
Ohhhhhhhhh
Where she shits in shoe boxes
Makes up fake illnesses
does she know you’re allowed outside at all!?
And that’s all I have
Bonus track
Christmas time Adhesion the size of a Clementine.
Christmas time Adhesion the size of a Clementine.
Saw this before and I think I’m just sew sew used to these threads that I read it in Gabby’s voice instantly
Last Christmas, I spent on my own
And the very next year,
I’m still sitting here.
This year, to save me from tears
I going to sort my shop out
Last Christmas I painted my walls,
with over priced paint, It’s farrow and ball
But this year, to save me from tears
I’m going to sort my seconds (seconds)
Once bitten, twice shyyy
I didn’t bite it, it’s just a vicious lie
Tell me tattle, do you just despise me
Well, I’ve been a bleep, it doesn’t surprise me
Happy Christmas, Jane wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying have a wash, you meant it.
now I know what a woman I’ve been
Should go and have a bath,
And Get myself nice and clean
Last Christmas, I didn’t have a tree,
But the very next day, I had bleeping THREE!
This year, to save me from tears
I’m staying at home in Brighton.
Last Christmas, was just me and Nel
Poor cats got no choice, he thinks he’s in hell
But this year, to save him from tears
I’m going to feed him chewwnaaaa
ohhhhh,
ohhhh Nelly
Oooohhhhhh
Crowded shops, men are all vile
I’m hiding from them, in the gravy isle
My god I thought you were, supposed to have a mask on
Me, I guess I’m full of tit so don’t wear one.
I’ll block you on Twitter, then delete all my tweets
A troll undercover, and you tore me apart
Ooh ohh now you’ve made a new account
You’re gonna troll me again.
Last Christmas I spent on my own
Cos my dad is a twit,
who lives in Janes home
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll just sl@g him off on tik tok
Last Christmas etc etc etc repeat to fade
And the very next year,
I’m still sitting here.
This year, to save me from tears
I going to sort my shop out
Last Christmas I painted my walls,
with over priced paint, It’s farrow and ball
But this year, to save me from tears
I’m going to sort my seconds (seconds)
Once bitten, twice shyyy
I didn’t bite it, it’s just a vicious lie
Tell me tattle, do you just despise me
Well, I’ve been a bleep, it doesn’t surprise me
Happy Christmas, Jane wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying have a wash, you meant it.
now I know what a woman I’ve been
Should go and have a bath,
And Get myself nice and clean
Last Christmas, I didn’t have a tree,
But the very next day, I had bleeping THREE!
This year, to save me from tears
I’m staying at home in Brighton.
Last Christmas, was just me and Nel
Poor cats got no choice, he thinks he’s in hell
But this year, to save him from tears
I’m going to feed him chewwnaaaa
ohhhhh,
ohhhh Nelly
Oooohhhhhh
Crowded shops, men are all vile
I’m hiding from them, in the gravy isle
My god I thought you were, supposed to have a mask on
Me, I guess I’m full of tit so don’t wear one.
I’ll block you on Twitter, then delete all my tweets
A troll undercover, and you tore me apart
Ooh ohh now you’ve made a new account
You’re gonna troll me again.
Last Christmas I spent on my own
Cos my dad is a twit,
who lives in Janes home
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll just sl@g him off on tik tok
Last Christmas etc etc etc repeat to fade
Surely if Gabby was staying home over Xmas/new year she could keep wrapping and posting? Seems a bit strange is all.
The whole song is a masterpiece, but this line finished me off
you are a lyrical genius!She never says anything about her shop unless she has a new collection. What's the point
Do you know the family?
Infinitely better than anything I could ever come up with! You’re brilliant hahaha got me cacklingLast Christmas, I spent on my own
And the very next year,
I’m still sitting here.
This year, to save me from tears
I going to sort my shop out
Last Christmas I painted my walls,
with over priced paint, It’s farrow and ball
But this year, to save me from tears
I’m going to sort my seconds (seconds)
Once bitten, twice shyyy
I didn’t bite it, it’s just a vicious lie
Tell me tattle, do you just despise me
Well, I’ve been a bleep, it doesn’t surprise me
Happy Christmas, Jane wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying have a wash, you meant it.
now I know what a woman I’ve been
Should go and have a bath,
And Get myself nice and clean
Last Christmas, I didn’t have a tree,
But the very next day, I had bleeping THREE!
This year, to save me from tears
I’m staying at home in Brighton.
Last Christmas, was just me and Nel
Poor cats got no choice, he thinks he’s in hell
But this year, to save him from tears
I’m going to feed him chewwnaaaa
ohhhhh,
ohhhh Nelly
Oooohhhhhh
Crowded shops, men are all vile
I’m hiding from them, in the gravy isle
My god I thought you were, supposed to have a mask on
Me, I guess I’m full of tit so don’t wear one.
I’ll block you on Twitter, then delete all my tweets
A troll undercover, and you tore me apart
Ooh ohh now you’ve made a new account
You’re gonna troll me again.
Last Christmas I spent on my own
Cos my dad is a twit,
who lives in Janes home
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll just sl@g him off on tik tok
Last Christmas etc etc etc repeat to fade
I especially like the reference to Chai and the teeth story
Genius!That was her whole excuse to not go to her parents. Silly us. She’ll be in bed till 2pm get up, eat beige food and watch friends for the millionth time.
I think that also applies for about 80% of what's in this thread
Got to be honest, I’m an unrepentant shitposter!I think that also applies for about 80% of what's in this thread
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