Why is she even here, does anyone know?
Look how ruddy her face is, sew pale yew guise...Was there any point in her going to London if she’s just going to sit in Starbucks like she does in Brighton? #Chiselled
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Some sort of medical appointment. Guess the surjuns in Sheffield and Brighton are onto her munching so she's trying London now.Why is she even here, does anyone know?
Probably gone to the same place as her hairline and her past friendshipsWhere the fuck are her eyebrows?
Oh so men are OK if they are old? Good to knowWas there any point in her going to London if she’s just going to sit in Starbucks like she does in Brighton? #Chiselled
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Funny how in real daylight she's not sew sew ghostly pale now isn't it?“No phewtewshop here yew guise”
I know it’s a few months ago but it’s the only one on her Instagram that has the same-ish forward pose
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She’s never been outside before bless her, keeps thinking she sees celebrities because they’re the only people she sees onlineI don’t know who Jade Thirwell is, but this face!!!
Funny because Lucy and Lydia are friends with Little Mix, does she think if she hangs around London then they’ll come running back and give her all these famous friends?I don’t know who Jade Thirwell is, but this face!!!
Holy shit, this is incredible. I sang the whole thing out loud!!Sorry I had to have a go at Fairytale of New Pork
It was bacon medallions
Back at Jane’s house
But ewld Gabz turned to scream
“Give me saucissons!”
And cos she’s never wrong
Jane bowed and cooked her two
Passed the ketchup
And the medallions too
Got her a chunk of ham
Gabz ate it all in one
She’s got a feeling
This year’s for her not yew
So happy Christmas
She loves pork baby
Goes to the abattoir
And all her dreams came true
There’s no carbs in those barns
It’s meat and it’s bones
But the lard will go right through yew
With gallbladder stones
“When yew gave me a box it was minor reprieve
Yew promised me Frazzles were waiting for me!”
So random!
So shitty!
You know it’s a pity
When Gabs finished chomping
She yowled out for more
The butcher was bringing
All the meat; and how fitting
He did try to warn her
Her diet was shite
And Thurgoland’s best and only choir
We’re singing “Gabb-Beh-ehhhh”
And the bells were ringing out
For Chrismuss Day
“Here I come!
I feel drunk!
Percy Pig’s such a hunk!
Lying there so well fed as he’s carved in that shed!
You twat man! You rotter!
Go boil me that trotter!
With gravy and Yorkshire’s
But no veggies thanks”
And Thurgoland’s best and only choir
We’re singing “Gabb-Beh-ehhhh”
And the bells were ringing out
For Chrismuss Day
gives me major Ralph Wiggum telling a story vibesWhy does she talk like a 5 year old?!
He was cute and stubbly and very tall and I smiled at him and he smiled at me and I thought aw what a cute man
To spread Christmas cheerWhy is she even here, does anyone know?
Damn, I missed that opportewnity!Bewmer
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