This is literally the best thread on tattle. Gabby has always dreamed of her own album and she finally gets it! Albeit a compilation of christmas hits from her haters
Next thread title please please please7. Fairytale of new pork
I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.Next thread title please please please
Santa baby, I'd like a laparoscopy too, it's not poo(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)
Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.
Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.
Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
Take it out of me please,
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.
I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.
FAIRYTALE OF NEW PORKGobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as
1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas
hurry down to Thurgo tonight I am DECEASEDSanta baby, I'd like a laparoscopy too, it's not poo
Look at all my adhesions, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down to Thurgo tonight
On the second day of Christmas, my poor diet gave to me, 2 gallstones and a voucher for surgeryCome on then, let's do the 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, my mum Jane gave to me,
A voucher for surgery.
On the second day of Christmas, my bullies gave me to me,Come on then, let's do the 12 Days of Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, my mum Jane gave to me,
A voucher for surgery.
Ooh we'll have to fit the ham in somewhere!On the second day of Christmas, my bullies gave me to me,
A ham roasted in honey
You know when people say they’re laughing out loud when they’re not really, I actually am. I wish I could post a photo, but believe me.. I am sniggering a lot.(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)
Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.
Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.
Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
I don't need one of those!
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.
I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.
Oh I'm full on belly laughingYou know when people say they’re laughing out loud when they’re not really, I actually am. I wish I could post a photo, but believe me.. I am sniggering a lot.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…I'm bad at this but for day 5
And five baby naaaames
3 ugly cats, 2 gallstones, and a voucher for surgeryyyhurry down to Thurgo tonight I am DECEASED
On the second day of Christmas, my poor diet gave to me, 2 gallstones and a voucher for surgery
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