Gabriella Lindley #39 Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box

[snowfairy17]

Does she know any other ways to describe something without using the word "so"?

Gabbie, if you're reading this, I'll give you some examples:

"The way Gabbie speaks is so basic"

Alternatives:

• "Gabbie has limited vocabulary."
• "Gabbie has never read a book in her life."
• "B in English? Only if that B stands for 'Bloody hell think of some new words'."

 

[Ugholhere]

is that the biggest flex she’s got

 

[Amandaleigh]

She’s deleting comments on her video of people saying they can’t afford it.

 

[Fillyjonk]

I'm actually flabbergasted at the audacity to charge upwards of £20 for gold plated brass with cubic zirconia.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Remember when she finally went on a date with the guy whose name she'd put a ring emoji next to, came home and chopped all her extensions off over the bath?

She's not even ready to be in a relationship with herself.

 

[Fillyjonk]

It was my birthday yesterday guys, which was sew nice but sadly my boyfriend got called away to an emergency cricket match. 🥲

(I'm not over the emergency cricket match excuse yet - I think we should bring it up every birthday we get! Maybe even sing "Happy Emergency Cricket Match Day" on every hater's birthday.)

 

[Bubblygummi]

I wonder if she’ll send some prints to Zoe for the nursery

Or her list of baby names

 

[Alrighthunxo]

It’s March 6th and her shop’s Instagram still says “we will reopen on March 4th”

I guess we’ll see you in a year then

 

[alwayslurkin]

Imagine Gabby on The Apprentice! I'd renew my TV licence to watch that

 

[GossWhore]

1. When you spoke about wearing it for months, she was talking about the Ana Luisa necklace but you could swear the same applies for the dutty stinky jumper

2. £43 for this bit of brass? But don't worry guys "if you spend over £75 it's free shipping" --- is she on crack?
Also, I loved the fact she showed an Ana Luisa necklace they already sell that you could pair with hers to get free shipping yet SHE DIDN'T EVEN OWN THE ITEM. Just showed a lousy screenshot. C'mon Gobby put your money where your mouth is.

 

[Wickedtown]

I'm still not over the ridiculous audacity of this bitch suggesting she couldn't take her bins out because of covid

 

[Lux]

i'm so tempted to open the video just to give it a thumbs down
such a dilemma: not giving her a view but also not giving her a thumbs down, or giving her both?
i guess i'll think about it for a few months and keep it as a secret project until then

You don't have to click on it to report it for not declaring an ad in the title

 

[Punchface]

Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Jaclyn Hill syndrome

 

[Fillyjonk]

Oh god i see her new spring collection will be as uncreative as usual (the stickers on her laptop)

‘Spread happiness’
‘Treat people with kindness’
‘Every day is a fresh start’
‘Be the..’ (im guessing something along the lines of ‘be the change you want see’ or something along those lines) 🥱🥱

"Spread misery"
"Treat people like they're a box to shit in"
"Every day is a stagnant waft of the same old thing"
"Be the same as the world is the problem, not you"

Fixed them to be more authentic, Gobs.

 

[Hill1994]

GIRL YOUR WIG BE SLIPPIN’

 

[Ugholhere]

I bet those stories will be deleted soon since anything remotely 'sassy' even though it's actually cringeworthy af eventually gets deleted

she’s put the whole thing in a highlight

 

[HotTea]

This is what K GillHAM’s (ha) sleep paralysis demon looks like

 

[Randomlyorange]

That message someone sent her is genuinely so funny hahahahha, forever getting reminded of her failed friendships xox

 

[kbjhguih]

Funny that Ana Luisa ship globally, I thought Gabby said because of Brexit and Cewvid that's impossible without having to pay lots of extra money.

 

[Celery16]

This is also going to be contributing to her feelings and problematic behaviour.