Kittycat123
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Fuck. Off. You. Passive. Aggressive. Bitch.
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Fuck. Off. You. Passive. Aggressive. Bitch.
Kittycat123
Member
Sorry Gabby, she meant the necklace not your jumper
as an Austrian..... I cannot tell you how dumb she sounds talking about Austria, acting like she knows anything about it at all when she went there twice for a long weekend. stop making this your brand when you know fuck all about it. also, no actual Austrian person has actually seen The Sound of Music. it's like saying how much you love London just because you've watched Paddington.
NinaSi
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I love the answer after that
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Cyclophage
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Lmao I hope Hannah is a tattler!
freshgossip5
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Sorry for being MIA guys I did plan to spend my whole day reading tattle yesterday then my boyfriend got suddenly called to a cricket match and I had to go watch it sorry x
Gossipgirl92
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Zoe is pregnant! Gabs is going to be FEWMING 🥲
Fillyjonk
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I mean, I would have blocked him too. The men saying "not all men" are part of the problem.
Lanavalentine
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The full public dating & sexual history of Gabriella Lindley, as re-told by Tattle’s memories. PLEASE ADD MORE IF YOU REMEMBER THEM:
Age 15/16: loses her virginity in several different ways, the first human on earth to do so. Stories told over the years range from losing it during a viewing of Paranormal Activity to at a funfair.
Age 20-21: makes several public sexual references, including sucking “seductively” on a penis-shaped lolly during a video, multiple “that’s what she said” jokes, and other cringey moments.
During this time she also meets Zoella and displays some of the tell tale body language of having a crush on her, including staring at her mouth when she’s talking.
A rumour also does the rounds that she snogged a male friend of Alfie’s (forgotten his name) and gave him a terrible blow job with teeth. These rumours are UNCONFIRMED, it is important to note.
Age 22: develops a friendship with Hobbie that results in years of questionable behaviour on Gabby’s part. Tries to drum up interest in her fans shipping them. Doesn’t really work.
Internet sleuthers dig up public comments on Eeshan’s Instagram, where Gabby jealously questioned another girl who commented on her “boyfriend’s” profile. Two and two are put together, and the internet realises Eeshan is the guy who Gabby has referenced as a catfish. They’ve never met in person.
Age 23: after years of hinting she is potentially bisexual with vague queerbaiting references and a very public admiration of Selena Gomez, Gabby finally dates a woman.
Poppy is everything Gabby isn’t - confident, knows herself, nice, mature. Obviously, it doesn’t last long.
Age 24: Gabby dates a man. She basically stalks him in Starbucks, adds a ring emoji next to his name in her phone, shares a lot of references about him, then never mentions him again.
Age 25: Catfish Eeshan is back on the scene! Plot twist! Internet sleuthers work out he’s the best friend and boyfriend she refers to.
She claims to be spending her birthday with him - it turns out he’s playing in a cricket match, and it’s actually Jane who is accompanying her. BUT she tries to pretend to the internet that he’s there, until she is busted by a fan posting a photo she took with Gabby and Jane in London.
Age 26: Gabby claims she cannot currently date due to the pandemic. This is obviously true - we all know her brother was not able to find a girlfriend and move in with her during this stressful year.
Age 15/16: loses her virginity in several different ways, the first human on earth to do so. Stories told over the years range from losing it during a viewing of Paranormal Activity to at a funfair.
Age 20-21: makes several public sexual references, including sucking “seductively” on a penis-shaped lolly during a video, multiple “that’s what she said” jokes, and other cringey moments.
During this time she also meets Zoella and displays some of the tell tale body language of having a crush on her, including staring at her mouth when she’s talking.
A rumour also does the rounds that she snogged a male friend of Alfie’s (forgotten his name) and gave him a terrible blow job with teeth. These rumours are UNCONFIRMED, it is important to note.
Age 22: develops a friendship with Hobbie that results in years of questionable behaviour on Gabby’s part. Tries to drum up interest in her fans shipping them. Doesn’t really work.
Internet sleuthers dig up public comments on Eeshan’s Instagram, where Gabby jealously questioned another girl who commented on her “boyfriend’s” profile. Two and two are put together, and the internet realises Eeshan is the guy who Gabby has referenced as a catfish. They’ve never met in person.
Age 23: after years of hinting she is potentially bisexual with vague queerbaiting references and a very public admiration of Selena Gomez, Gabby finally dates a woman.
Poppy is everything Gabby isn’t - confident, knows herself, nice, mature. Obviously, it doesn’t last long.
Age 24: Gabby dates a man. She basically stalks him in Starbucks, adds a ring emoji next to his name in her phone, shares a lot of references about him, then never mentions him again.
Age 25: Catfish Eeshan is back on the scene! Plot twist! Internet sleuthers work out he’s the best friend and boyfriend she refers to.
She claims to be spending her birthday with him - it turns out he’s playing in a cricket match, and it’s actually Jane who is accompanying her. BUT she tries to pretend to the internet that he’s there, until she is busted by a fan posting a photo she took with Gabby and Jane in London.
Age 26: Gabby claims she cannot currently date due to the pandemic. This is obviously true - we all know her brother was not able to find a girlfriend and move in with her during this stressful year.
Cyclophage
Chatty Member
Gabby’s album tracklist:
Elbowing Your Mum is Okay
Ode to Nelson (Why Does He Hate Me?)
This Is For The Haters
I’m So Sexy (Cover ft. Slipping Wig)
Don’t Lift the Lockdown
Lasagne Baths and Poo Box Attacks
Grey Jumper Aroma
Hobbie (Text Me Back)
My Genes are Sew Excellent
Ham Hock! A Love Song
BONUS TRACK:
Zoe, Let Me Babysit
Elbowing Your Mum is Okay
Ode to Nelson (Why Does He Hate Me?)
This Is For The Haters
I’m So Sexy (Cover ft. Slipping Wig)
Don’t Lift the Lockdown
Lasagne Baths and Poo Box Attacks
Grey Jumper Aroma
Hobbie (Text Me Back)
My Genes are Sew Excellent
Ham Hock! A Love Song
BONUS TRACK:
Zoe, Let Me Babysit
Cyclophage
Chatty Member
Your genes are sew excellent that you’ve had to ruin your face with filler? She’s so full of herself. Any excuse to be a passive aggressive bitch.
Alrighthunxo
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Gabby trying to throw shade at Zoe while also acting like being single is a choice
Alrighthunxo
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EllaEm87
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Nobody is making you buy it?! I’m sorry but why do companies still want to work with her and how the fuck as she got any followers left?! She doesn’t deserve it AT ALL.
Pineapple_slippers
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The past four uploads in that grey jumper 
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Cyclophage
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Wtf is she on about? She can’t even look after her own cat let alone fostering more. Does she think these imaginary women will want to stay at Jewniper HQ forever and not go home to their own lives/partners/families? I don’t get her.