Gabriella Lindley #32

[IrishName]

Happy new year you 30+ bunch of trolls! I’m dragging my 38 year old arse to my door step to sing with my neighbours.

Call the police all you want Gabs, we will be 20ft+ apart and some of us need a break from 2020 because it hasn’t been the same as every other year for all of us, like it has for you.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

How long will she be stuck at home for?

Bet her Dad is counting down the hours until she leaves. Moving closer to home would be great but she should never be allowed to move back into her parents home. There would be blood. Maybe at Jane's hand!
She never goes out, new years eve or not so why is she worried about lockdown continuing? I don't know how her parents can stand not giving her a few home truths

She seemed to fall out with hobby when she moved to Brighton learnt he might be having twins (he wasnt it was a made up lie by a mentally ill woman) and couldn't stand that he had girlfriends and other mates etc. He never asked to hang etc. She had a meltdown at his housewarming party and locked herself in the loo crying. Funnily enough he wasn't desperate to hang after especially as it was always just hanging in her flat doing nothing and refusing to meet his other mates.

She is suffocating, a huge coodependant person which drives others away.

And that diet - jeez. Refined carbs, processed meat, processed cheese and then more sugar coated refined carbs. She won't change even when she develops hypertension and diabetes. It will be someone else's fault. The bullies at school, the man who won't date her, her Dad, the mean vet etc.

 

[Sanctified]

Let's be real, she hasn't the nuts to call the police, she'll have Jane do it

Nah she'll just stare at them from behind the curtain singing 'part of your world' from the little mermaid and make passive aggressive tweets whilst looking at the new years day opening times of ikea and starbucks

 

[Gossipgirl92]

Happy New Year! And thanks for the laughs in 2020. You guys are hilarious and it has got me laughing so much after a difficult year! I’m taking MY 38 year old ass to bed x

 

[chunkylover53]

singing 'part of your world' from the little mermaid

amazing!!

 

[Doc]

Happy New Year, scummy troll 30+ haterzzzz

 

[snowfairy17]

Nah she'll just stare at them from behind the curtain singing 'part of your world' from the little mermaid and make passive aggressive tweets whilst looking at the new years day opening times of ikea and starbucks

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them laughing
Sitting around in those...
What do you call ‘em?
Oh, parks

Bitching online it won’t get you far
Friends are required for socialising
Watching my vids and kissing my...
What’s that word again?
...arse

Out where they walk
Out having fun
Although I bleeping hate the sun
They’re wondering free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

 

[Sanctified]

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them laughing
Sitting around in those...
What do you call ‘em?
Oh, parks

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them laughing
All together in groups
What do you call 'em?
Oh, friends

 

[lira]

Happy new year, ya scummy trolls yew guise got me through a year with otherwise very little laughter. Can't wait for next year so I can become a 30+ hater finally. Wishing you all a kinder and peaceful new year

 

[Alexandra876]

Happy new year lads! Here's to another year of scummy wee troll-ery!

 

[Celery16]

Amazing, she’s seeing in the new year with a pot noodle. I swear she’s trolling us half of the time.

 

[Sanctified]

Amazing, she’s seeing in the new year with a pot noodle. I swear she’s trolling us half of the time.

Pot noodles aren't even good instant noodles so bland.

And considering she said she can't eat pasta as a result of her gastric sleeve/lipo or whatever, I always find it funny that she doesn't shy away from being a huge hypocrite.


Also, happy new years everyone. Thank you for being lovely rays of light during this crappy time

 

[guineapig07]

Happy New Year my wee scummy 30+ troll haterzzz

 

[Anotherone]

My husband asked me once who Gabbo was and when I told him, he got increasingly annoyed at her and asked why I followed her. I said to him I think I keep up with her because of this forum, I love it here
Happy new years yew trolls

And happy birthday Janey, you deserve everything Gobbs gives to you this day

 

[Sanctified]

In case anyone wants to see the quantity of stuff she's ordering

 

[Snaffles]

Long time lurker, but had to post this!

Happy New Year fellow scummy trolls

 

[Punchface]

In case anyone wants to see the quantity of stuff she's ordering

Comical She really does think she’s Alan bloody Sugar with her spreadsheets and mass ordering of supplies

 

[menolikey]

She ate a pot noodle before going to bed? Is she sure the pain she experiences isn't bad indigestion?

 

[Hope96]

Happy New Year lovely people! I made the mistake of drinking too much even though I don't drink during the year at all and banged my head. I now hate everyone like Gobby. Someone send help!
Thank you to every single one of you who made me laugh during the worse year possibly for me. You're all angels to me.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

No she’s magically cured of her bad diet choices now she’s been diagnosed with EnDoh!