Too bad. Not fast enough for me, GabulousShe’s deleted the greggs story already
Too bad. Not fast enough for me, GabulousShe’s deleted the greggs story already
You winShe’s got bacon and ham
Shes got windows with mould
She’s got bullies and haters some 30 years old
When she last hosted Friendmas
On a cold Christmas Eve
Only Georges bald friend turned up in time for tea
Gabbies munchy
Shes fibbing
The queen of box shitting
When the surgery was finished
She howled out for more
The post office bullied her
And hobbie betrayed her
She threw up on a corner
Then ubered back home
The sound of her singing in the toilet stall
Spurred on the bullies the most
And that is the tragic tale
Of velvetgh0st.
It’s the lack of self awareness for meYou had your mum round before support bubbles were a thing and hid her in videos. You were one of the first rule breakers. Get to the back of the ventilator queue you selfish hypocrite.
One rule for Gabby, another rule for everybody else as usual.
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You weren't even rude! It didn't even read like you were being a sassy asshole. Wow. I eat like tit occasionally, sometimes more, and I can acknowledge that it's not particularly healthy and it can definitely affect how you feel.#velvetbl0cked
I think she’s deleted it after my reply haha
The eyebrows and lashes here are so bad, plus the severe angle and the poloneck. Girl. Giiiirl.The way she looks up and down makes me feel like she’s trying to convince us she’s playing the piano too
Uncanny resemblanceWhy did she get a Greggs when she supposedly has no appetite? Because that is clearly a Greggs pizza slice.
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Also I can’t help but feel if she WAS to ring the police on anyone it would be to have bragging rights on social media, not because she actually cares about the situation. She’s all talk and social media image and it’s so painfully obviousI don’t agree with people having parties but I would definitely not ring the police on them. They’re busy enough without having to deal with curtain twitchers.
Gabby is 100% going to be one of those weird single old women who sits on park benches shouting at people and throwing stuff at pigeonsShe is such a Karen taking pride in calling the police on people, even if it’s breaking rules idk why you would get a power trip from it ?
Does anybody remember when she reported some people on her street who were having a party at 8pm on a Saturday (pre-lockdown) ?! Hahaha.Well guys, safe to say her absolute dream has come true right in time for the New Year. She’s finally able to call the police on people having parties and socialising. Her lifelong goal - she must be absolutely pent up with excitement. Her whole night will be made up of stalking and waiting to pounce.