Gabriella Lindley #32

[Lizard Queen]

Just a small business owner
Living in a poorly world
She took the midnight train going home with Jane
Just an inbred cat
Always eating chewna cans
He took the midnight train going tew Barnsleeey
Cat litter in a dirty room
The smell of ham and tit perfewm
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on, and on, and on
Strangers, bullying
Up and down Gob's Twitter feed
Their shadows
Driving in the night
Streetlights, black cars
Living just tew find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the niiiiiiight
Working hard tew get my fillers...

 

[Doc]

Well guys, safe to say her absolute dream has come true right in time for the New Year. She’s finally able to call the police on people having parties and socialising. Her lifelong goal - she must be absolutely pent up with excitement. Her whole night will be made up of stalking and waiting to pounce.

She is SEW WEIRD. I have never known someone so perversely vengeful in all my life. Yes, people breaking the rules are knobheads but she practically salivates at swinging the justice hammer at them.

Bet she was a right grass at school. You always get those kids who have to tell you every little misdemeanour of their cohorts in the hope they get severely PUNISHED

 

[Sockmonkey]

I highly doubt the surgeon said this was going to be her “worst period ever”. It was probably something along the lines of “you MIGHT notice your next period is A BIT worse”. And I bet ever since she was told that, Gabs has been waiting joyfully in anticipation of being able to justify continuing to do absolutely nothing and seek empathy from strangers on the internet. So so sad

 

[BathingInTheNeon]

How would she know those people's circumstances to be able to call the police? What if it's just someone that has a big family? I mean obviously there's people breaking the rules and having literal parties and I'm not in the UK but I'd bet the police don't have enough time to be breaking up parties over other actual pressing things. Also, she's such a hypocrite because she's shown us her breaking the rules herself and still can't wear the bleeping mask correctly.

 

[Albi]

Well guys, safe to say her absolute dream has come true right in time for the New Year. She’s finally able to call the police on people having parties and socialising. Her lifelong goal - she must be absolutely pent up with excitement. Her whole night will be made up of stalking and waiting to pounce.

God she is the most annoying bleep on the planet. I hope she does report someone and it turns out to be the roughest family of bastards in the world and she has to watch her back forever more! Teach her a lesson, the bleeping hypocrite. And yeah really smart bragging about it all over social media that she’s going to be reporting people. She’s such a thick twit!

She is such a Karen taking pride in calling the police on people, even if it’s breaking rules idk why you would get a power trip from it ?

Especially when she’s done nothing but break the rules herself. I don’t know how she’s got the audacity to tweet this tit. She must have a death wish or something!

 

[snowfairy17]

If someone was having a wild party with loads of people then I’d consider reporting, but I sure as tit am not sitting at the window waiting to see if Barbra next door is sneaking in her grandchildren for the night.

We’ve had a couple of visitors over the last few days because my dad is dying in hospital, and we need the support. You never know what someone else is going through, Gabbie. Take your own advice. Be. bleeping. Kind.

 

[lira]

Her palms are clammy
Gravy game weak
Fourth pack of hammy
There's stains on her pj's already
Jane's spaghetti (hoops)
She's ecstatic
But on the surface she fakes pain and panic
About operayshuns
But she keeps on forgetting that she wrote down
On twitter but deleted again
She's ranting now
Calling us haters now
The screenshots already out
Time's up - velvetgh0st out!

Last one I promise

 

[Milliemilmil]

Have to thank you all for the laughs this year, I left my abusive partner and have been solo parenting baby twins for the first year. This thread has brought me so much joy and has kept me laughing through all the bullshit & sadness

I did the same (not twins, just the one, you must be a super mum!) and let me tell you, solo parenting my now three year old is the BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE!!!! Here’s to being 30+ haters and enjoying a life you created and enjoy every day that you live in peace and haaaaarmony. You’ll smash it

 

[Holldoll22]

Ok so I’ve just learnt that Thurgoland is a real place not just somewhere you guys named yourselves but this article literally states the road her parents house is on so why was she threatening that girl with her lawyer?!!!

 

[harrypotter]

Why did she get a Greggs when she supposedly has no appetite? Because that is clearly a Greggs pizza slice.

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ok this is kind of strange b/c i said a few days ago that when I'm on my period i cant do anything but drink tea and now????
not saying she reads here but she reads here

 

[Sanctified]

You had your mum round before support bubbles were a thing and hid her in videos. You were one of the first rule breakers. Get to the back of the ventilator queue you selfish hypocrite.
One rule for Gabby, another rule for everybody else as usual.
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ETA: Sorry I’m really on one today because I’ve not seen anyone outside my household in an unknown number of weeks and people like her are just extending it while taking the moral high ground. Unbelievable.

Can we make a list of all the times she's made non essential trips to ikea/starbucks/meadowhall/next

She can't act all high and mighty when she's a massive hypocrite for flouting rules

It's not like Gobs has multiple friends to spend NYE with anyway

 

[IrishName]

We don’t have the staff for a 24 hour rollout you entitled brat
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This bleeping idiot.
Does she realise how many NHS staff were redeployed to covid wards, ED and ITU during the first wave? We are headed toward that and there simply won’t be enough staff this time round because more and more of them are catching it.
So where are they plucking the staff from to vaccinate the population, on top of keeping surgery, day cases and clinics going and handling this wave? Where? Where exactly? Does she have any idea about which healthcare professionals are qualified to give different kinds of vaccines and how we access before, during and after? It isn’t just “roll up your sleeve and there you go”. We need qualified people, you can’t pluck them off the streets.

So many of the nurses and allied health care workers have returned home since her beloved Tories fucked up the country with Brexit. WE ARE SCREWED.
I was supposed to work 4 hours today (yes I know it is a short shift), I have worked 9. I have colleagues who have been in the hospital for 19 hours!

 

[Lemonz]

Ok so I’ve just learnt that Thurgoland is a real place not just somewhere you guys named yourselves but this article literally states the road her parents house is on so why was she threatening that girl with her lawyer?!!!

Honestly i will NEVER be over the fact its a real place
That picture of her with the pizza and yum yum. Honestly why does everyone i know with bloody fake illness/drama queen syndrome also have a tit diet, it cannot be a bloody coincidence.

 

[IrishName]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life stayed stagnant and boring
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the hermit of a town called Brighton and Hove

In west Thurgoland born and raised
On the toilet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, eatin', singin' all cool
And all sittin in my bedroom outside of the school
When a couple of twins who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Youtubehood
We got in one little fight and Jane got scared
She said 'we better frame these twins as homophobes and move you to Brighton for some sea air”

 

[Wickedtown]

Yeah there's no way the surgeon said to her "omg gabs ur next period is gonna be the absolewt werst ever", unless they went to the same drama school of hypochondria and overdramatics that gob did

 

[Sanctified]

Yeah there's no way the surgeon said to her "omg gabs ur next period is gonna be the absolewt werst ever", unless they went to the same drama school of hypochondria and overdramatics that gob did

They probably said it might be a little more painful /heavier than usual (I have no clue about the procedures so am unsure about the first period after?)

But of course she has to be little miss victim and say that it's the worst doctors have ever seen or whatever

 

[Minipizza]

How long will she be stuck at home for?

 

[Blueblue123]

She's so bloody miserable.

Technically she's in the right and her hypothetical partying neighbours would be in the wrong but most people are urging others to stay safe, reminding everyone that yes, times are hard but please follow the rules, or just thinking up ways to make their NYE a little more enjoyable.

Gabby just loves a moan and bit of negativity.

 

[RateItOutOfTen]

I know it’s a little early but i’d just like to wish you all a happy new year! 2020 has been one of the most difficult years i’ve ever experienced and this thread has provided a little white light during these testing times and a place to escape to and i appreciate every single one of you for making me laugh and smile this year (especially the last few pages!!)

Wishing you all health and happiness in 2021 x

 

[FlimityFlamity]

Let's be real, she hasn't the nuts to call the police, she'll have Jane do it