Gabriella Lindley #19 juniper moon, business tycoon, don’t follow her account too soon

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AB3

I fucking love cereal. My house is like this, we are a family of 4.
I do keep them in airtight containers though. We aren't savages.
 
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Jg182

lira said:
There's something about her that reminds me of a sausage that is about to burst out of its skin. Absolutely discostin.
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yessss, it’s always been a juicy spot that needs to be squeezed for me... think because she looks kinda swollen
 
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freshgossip5

New thread name suggestion: Jewniper mewn is the name, stealing other people’s designs and blocking fans is the game

Feel free to adapt if this isn’t funny (but it made me laugh) haha
 
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Fillyjonk

I agree with the poster who said the thread name should be "Juniper Moon" just for googlability. Jewniper Mewn is fucking funny but the proper name will mean the odd person might stumble here.

And I like the one that rhymes "business tycoon, winter baby born in June" too!
 
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Gossipgirl92

HotTea said:
Got a cracking idea for the next thread name: “Gabriella Lindley #20: Same old shit, made up fella, using nellie’s anus to reach out to Zoella”
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I’m bumping this again (in case someone says it need to have been posted from page whatever) it just made me die
 
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judgejohndeed


Started designing her Christmas items when a) it’s already September and b) Polly has literally just said things she’s been working on for months can’t be ready by this Christmas and be decent quality...I’m sorry, but has there ever before been someone who deserves for their business to colossally flop as much as Gabby? She is lazy as hell!
 
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Fillyjonk

A hairline like this is surely not normal? Does she really look at these photos and think "ah yeah, I look great in that"? Because this here is literally an egg or your uncle Morris with giant glasses on.
 
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Fillyjonk

Also, just putting it out there: anybody who takes photos with their eyes closed like they're sleeping is a knob.
 
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Too Much

kbjhguih said:
THE LITTLE ORANGE! I hate the blobby shape of hers, why not incorporate the moon or just make it a circle or SOMETHING so it’s not just a dark blob.
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That's a good idea - make the pin a moon shape and have the cat on the broomstick flying within it
 
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Lucyjoanne87

The cat pin bothers me as it looks like the cat is gonna fall of that broomstick with the way she’s drawn it
 
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Louise444


Yep. But this business has taken her sew sew sew long to do..... righttttttt
 
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thisismyorange

she said the shop name is from some of her top baby names... does she want to call a baby ‘Moon’?? Should’ve surely called it Silver October
 
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BoomTimesTwo

Too Much said:
That's a good idea - make the pin a moon shape and have the cat on the broomstick flying within it
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I just had a vision of her sitting here with her nose glued to the screen and her chubby little child hands with a notebook biting her tongue “Oooo, that’s a good idea!” *scribble scribble*
 
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Alexi92

Doc said:
She’s basically copied Katnipp in pin presentation. Katnipp also names her character designs. Eeee Gabby love get your own ideas and style.
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No wonder the cat looks sad. The “broomstick” looks more like a kitchen mop.
 
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