Formula One Wags #99

[ghostyhost]

There's pictures you can see the Invisalign anchors! Hang on!

 

[MissF1]

With all due respect to Kika I find it hard to believe he even remembers who she is

I only saw one picture of her dad and I’ve never forgotten who he is

Can you imagine hooking up with her dad and then Kiki and Pear getting together? And you’re kind of like a step mother-in-law?!

 

[pink-crystal]

I actually went and checked, he’s liked all her posts except for those she’s not on (like scenery pics)

Typical slag behaviour

 

[valen_]

Honestly I’m here for that Landinho Luisinha Pierrinho Kikinha double date just don’t go playing golf I’m begging you

Their reactions to this suggestion

Also, making this I just noticed how similar the height difference between Lu-Kika and Lando-Pierre is Destiny, truly

 

[closingweek]

With all due respect to Kika I find it hard to believe he even remembers who she is

Hahah we will see they are flirting and she is his type of girl…

 

[imolathesecond]

Can you imagine hooking up with her dad

Yes I can

 

[aac_124]

With all due respect to Kika I find it hard to believe he even remembers who she is

I don’t know who any of them are he’s to big a slag

 

[iona.a.smith]

Pierrinho and Kikinha… Kikinha the step mum to Charlotte and Pierre’s baby…?
*joking

My brain is going to explosde

 

[ghostyhost]

Yuki is helping with this

I could see this also probably the whole you can't heal in a place that's hurt you mentality as well?

 

[imolathesecond]

My brain is going to explosde

You’re the one with the family tree hun
Pierre -> impregnated Charlotte
Charlotte -> made out with Isa
Pierre -> with Kika

Therefore
Kika -> stepmum to the child
Isa -> also stepmum to the child

*lurkers none of this is true this is me making fun of these insane rumours

 

[scvlet]

Also, making this I just noticed how similar the height difference between Lu-Kika and Lando-Pierre is Destiny, truly

respect lando he’s grown since then

 

[aac_124]

You’re the one with the family tree hun
Pierre -> impregnated Charlotte
Charlotte -> made out with Isa
Pierre -> with Kika

Therefore
Kika -> stepmum to the child
Isa -> also stepmum to the child

*lurkers none of this is true this is me making fun of these insane rumours

Photoshop?

 

[imolathesecond]

Photoshop?

I can’t believe you have to ask

 

[monza]

I only saw one picture of her dad and I’ve never forgotten who he is

Can you imagine hooking up with her dad and then Kiki and Pear getting together? And you’re kind of like a step mother-in-law?!

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I don't even have to imagine it, have that situation with Sainzes

 

[hello2723]

I always find it funny to read/listen to people talking about how drivers were back in their junior career days and how much of a contrast that is to them now, just listened to an old f1 nation podcast and Natalie Pinkham said she met someone who went to school with Lando and the first word they used to describe him was "nerdy"

 

[iona.a.smith]

You’re the one with the family tree hun
Pierre -> impregnated Charlotte
Charlotte -> made out with Isa
Pierre -> with Kika

Therefore
Kika -> stepmum to the child
Isa -> also stepmum to the child

*lurkers none of this is true this is me making fun of these insane rumours

Do you want to know just how mental this actually sounds when you say it out loud?

 

[imolathesecond]

Do you want to know just how mental this actually sounds when you say it out loud?

Tell that those Twitter people that actually believe it, that’s what my disclaimer is for

 

[Rayne]

Checo’s got 99 problems but cheating on his wife ain’t one

 

[aidil]

I always find it funny to read/listen to people talking about how drivers were back in their junior career days and how much of a contrast that is to them now, just listened to an old f1 nation podcast and Natalie Pinkham said she met someone who went to school with Lando and the first word they used to describe him was "nerdy"

It’s so true though. They’re all massive nerds under the glamorous illusion F1 sells us. They’ve spent their whole lives obsessing over one thing where they’ve basically had no life, constantly analysing facts and figures etc. GEEKS. THE LOT OF ‘EM. And that’s why I love this sport

 

[Minttu]

I like that he kept his gap though

I'm just gonna quote one of these, but I like your gap appreciation I had a major one growing up, but it aligned perfect when I got older, now it's smaller, but not "have you lost a tooth"-big, and I love it, and it was a big insecurity for me when I was younger, now it's something I'm proud of, and I'm glad I never got braces to correct it