Formula One Wags #99

[spielberg]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

bravo imola, bravo
i truly have tears in my eyes now

 

[Bobby1743]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!
Love it!!

Ok, let's go on full speed to thread 100, i want to read more poems that are amazing and make me laugh so hard that i am crying

 

[StellaLuna]

Happy 99! Almost a centenarian

Love this for us, we're awesome!

 

[spielberg]

I want Daniel to sing this

with an italian accent?

 

[StellaLuna]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

Absolutely perfection. Thank you Imola!

 

[Minttu]

We forgot that this is Gios thread you guys

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

 

[AdaLovelace]

Can we all agree that the most beautiful WAG right now is Esteban's girlfriend?

 

[imolathesecond]

thanks everyone for the compliments on my edgar allan poe rivaling poetry, i'll try to keep this up for the following threads since you guys seem to enjoy it

 

[aac_124]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

IMMMM I LOVE YOU

 

[selly96]

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.


*the Miami version

its incredible

 

[StellaLuna]

I miss the Italian Jesus in F1, that hair, and the accent, and how sweet he is

 

[Futtrit]

Can we all agree that the most beautiful WAG right now is Esteban's girlfriend?

Nope!

 

[Bobby1743]

Happy 99 everybody!!

 

[Minttu]

Can we all agree that the most beautiful WAG right now is Esteban's girlfriend?

Her ass and his abs, wow, what a power couple they are

 

[imolathesecond]

Can we all agree that the most beautiful WAG right now is Esteban's girlfriend?

she's up there for me but i think they're all really stunning i couldn't rank them if i tried, i really truly think they're all beautiful and the boys did really well

 

[monza]

with an italian accent?

How else?
You know he really is... The man of the world

 

[imolathesecond]

Happy 99 everybody!!
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same maxy same

 

[StellaLuna]

I can't really rank the wags either for they are all beautiful. However, I have ranked them based on values and like politics - because I'm a bipoc WOC and that's the most important thing to me. Hence Heidi gets extra status because she follows liberal, democratic side of American politics.

 

[monza]

Happy 99 everybody!!
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I'll never move on from this