Formula One Wags #99

maisie20 · May 31, 2022

monza said:
Who the hell mentioned holy spirit when talking about Checo situation

I have to stop singing HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVATE, HOLY SPIRIT ACTIVATE, ACTIVATE, ACTIVATE before going to work tomorrow

It was me

imolathesecond · May 31, 2022

So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

alnfitzg · May 31, 2022

aac_124 said:
Happy new thread take it away Im @imolathesecond

No pressure or anything

lni33 · May 31, 2022

kubnikol said:
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Thanks Max for the confirmation Lando has not been arrested, he’d wouldn’t survive a second in jail

hello2723 · May 31, 2022

kubnikol said:
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insert charlottes "the curls" quote from that one interview

imolathesecond · May 31, 2022

alnfitzg said:
No pressure or anything

yeah really none at all

love the support guys but now this is going to be such a let down

monza · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

I want Daniel to sing this

iona.a.smith · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

IMOLA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

kubnikol · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

Pole er bear · May 31, 2022

kubnikol said:
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awe they twinsin' and lando gave max his hat back

Minttu · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

THIS IS A FRIKKIN MASTERPIECE!

I still want to read the original one

Futtrit · May 31, 2022

As Jay -Z famously said...

"I got 99 threads, my nosey witches are fun"

monza · May 31, 2022

maisie20 said:
It was me

Yes Maisie, that's exactly you and my HR

imolathesecond · May 31, 2022

Minttu said:
THIS IS A FRIKKIN MASTERPIECE!

I still want to read the original one

it actually is, i only added the checo verse, before it was just 5 verses so i made it a nice 6

alnfitzg · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

Blablabla29 · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

Love it, you didn't disppointed

Minttu · May 31, 2022

imolathesecond said:
it actually is, i only added the checo verse, before it was just 5 verses so i made it a nice 6

Nice

Well done

scvlet · May 31, 2022

kubnikol said:
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already not looking forward to the day that is evidently coming soon… fewtrell fades haircut day

aidil · May 31, 2022

iona.a.smith said:
Oh now I wish I took a picture of my own sexy salad before I started eating…
This is what it currently looks likeView attachment 1308665

Yesssss queen! All aboard the sexy salad train! And guess who’s also eating her salad with Stranger Things too?

imolathesecond said:
So this is ninety-nine,
Pierre spends his days looking fine,
McLaren fans are really cryin,
can’t tell me that I’m lyin.

In 9 months there’ll be some paddock babies,
surprisingly none are fathered by Mercedes,
can’t wait to see your outfits, ladies,
while Twitter is full of crazies.

Will Daniel finally score?
Will the Dutch lion go and roar?
All while it’s impossible to ignore,
that Pierre is our favourite bleep.

Checo might be our newest slag,
that video could be a bit of a red flag,
it includes a woman with a glittery vag,
but regardless, is Valentina* our next wag?

AAC our photoshop Queen,
you’re an absolute machine.
Sweet Mick has his lovely Justine,
oh, if only his races were clean…

Soon silly season will fully begin,
God, we’re all going to need some gin,
because Carlos is going to spin,
and Piarles is Charierre’s twin.

*the Miami version

BRAVO IMY! That last line absolutely finished me off

iona.a.smith · May 31, 2022

aidil said:
Yesssss queen! All aboard the sexy salad train! And guess who’s also eating her salad with Stranger Things too?

omg twinning!!!!

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