Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural

[Moodles]

You couldn’t make it up someone that measures out 5g of cheese doing an advert for the stuff. Not a chance on earth she ate any of that.

 

[Yawn]

You couldn’t make it up someone that measures out 5g of cheese doing an advert for the stuff. Not a chance on earth she ate any of that.

Sniffed the bread at a push.

 

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As if she ate any of that cheese
You can’t fool us Fopperholic clown coach

 

[MrsM79]

Someone bought her a book of cheese puns for Christmas didn’t they?

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Someone bought her a book of cheese puns for Christmas didn’t they?

She spent all weekend working on that haha

 

[lexiloo]

She's back with a tit advert....there is a god

 

[Salmonshirt]

Can’t wait for mazza’s comment. ‘Oh wow Nicola this looks lovely I will get some when I go shopping tomorrow. Your dad would love it too. Thank you for showing me. I hope you and Chris enjoyed your date night and you’re right cheese and wine are lovely. Chris looks so smart bless him and you look fabulous too’

 

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Certified Beggar

Can’t wait for mazza’s comment. ‘Oh wow Nicola this looks lovely I will get some when I go shopping tomorrow. Your dad would love it too. Thank you for showing me. I hope you and Chris enjoyed your date night and you’re right cheese and wine are lovely. Chris looks so smart bless him and you look fabulous too’

LMAO

 

[Pinklady567]

Advert is awful! They don’t even touch the bread at all and you can see she cut the end off the cheese then it doesn’t get touched

 

[codered]

Such apprentice vibes from her ads. So so cringey

 

[Noonoosanne2]

I’m cringing at her begging for engagement it’s embarrassing

 

[Jemi85]

Can’t wait for mazza’s comment. ‘Oh wow Nicola this looks lovely I will get some when I go shopping tomorrow. Your dad would love it too. Thank you for showing me. I hope you and Chris enjoyed your date night and you’re right cheese and wine are lovely. Chris looks so smart bless him and you look fabulous too’

Mazza, is that you?

 

[Bing312]

Some cut up apple, walnuts, sliced white bread, wafer thin ham, cocktail sausages and chicken sticks with a block of soft cheese does not make a cheese board.

 

[Mancnet]

I think this goes to show that she is in no way a foodie! She could have done so much with that cheese rather than pair it with a few Iceland chicken sticks and some ham!! What a treat!

And are we meant to believe they cleared the slates including the stalks of the grapes?!

 

[Tvgossipfan]

I sincerely hope she chokes on whatever she's catching in her gob and spills the red wine all over the new sofas

 

[lexiloo]

As if she ate that hunk of cheese on the flimsy flat bread cracker!!! You can tell by how she cut it and wabbed it onto the cracker she does not ever do a cheese board, she'll have binned that and had lightest philly on a rice cake instead! Had to chuckle at mankles swaggering into the room to enjoy his cheese board pair of tragic twats

 

[GlennCoco]

Oh god that ad is beyond cringe worthy

 

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C’mon Mazza shock us with you’re desperation

 

[Bluesky]

That’s pre-recorded from over a week ago as her nails are a pastel tip colour at the moment. She must have been waiting for them to approve it.

 

[caz272]

The witch is back