Haven’t been on this thread for ages but saw the cheese advert and had to jump back in 
Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural
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Jesus wept imagine these two absolute wallopers were your parents? I can just picture all the kids in school talking about what their parents do - nurse, lorry driver, teacher, vet, carer etc then the Ryan twins have to say “our mum makes tit adverts for instagram and she’s now dragged our dad down with her”, hang your head in shame Chris!
OMG the advert. First off..not a cat in hells chance she ever snacks on cheese. Secondly…how unnatural do they look as a couple!! They just look sooooooo awkward together! So cringe. How he puts up with her making him do this i will never know. Although he probably knows he is whipped due to her forgiveness over the locker room incident.
Oh bloody hell… I’ve bought that cheese before. I mean, I had it thickly sliced on crackers and smothered in thick, gooey chutney, washed down with a LARGE glass of wine, but still. Now I can’t buy it any more. Bugger.
That bleeping cheese ad 
she is the only person I've ever seen on Instagram do an ad Photoshopping the products on and doing weird acting like some advert on a European TV channel.
she is the only person I've ever seen on Instagram do an ad Photoshopping the products on and doing weird acting like some advert on a European TV channel.
Oh dear. That’s beyond awful.
Like euro trash in the 90sThat bleeping cheese ad
Poor Chris. Probably not allowed cheese AND bread in the house normally! Instead he gets over cooked turkey mince and salad leaves.
I’m dying at the Doritos dip, cocktail sausages and chicken satays! It screams 80s buffet! Love her to spill her jam shed on that sofa, her lounge is as boring as her! And why no proper bread! Just basic sliced white 
There is no way on this planet that the twins are allowed in the living room
White sofa, white furniture.....they are absolutely barred from "her" living room
Also she has just insulted cheese boards around the world with that absolute monstrosity
White sofa, white furniture.....they are absolutely barred from "her" living room
Also she has just insulted cheese boards around the world with that absolute monstrosity
The room is as boring as that tragic cheese board... Nicola this is a cheese board.....
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Everything she does is just so wrong - THAT IS NOT A CHEESEBOARD!!! It’s a board with lots of stuff and a piece of cheese on it. 
And for someone who (allegedly) has a degree to say “like what I did”. She’s not even cleaver any more, just plain bleeping stupid
Edited to add - never have I ever seen a ‘cheeseboard‘ with sliced white bread slices on it!! If you don’t have/want crackers then at least have fresh, crusty bread (preferably sourdough, or olive bread
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And for someone who (allegedly) has a degree to say “like what I did”. She’s not even cleaver any more, just plain bleeping stupid
Edited to add - never have I ever seen a ‘cheeseboard‘ with sliced white bread slices on it!! If you don’t have/want crackers then at least have fresh, crusty bread (preferably sourdough, or olive bread
)Everything she does is just so wrong - THAT IS NOT A CHEESEBOARD!!! It’s a board with lots of stuff and a piece of cheese on it.
And for someone who (allegedly) has a degree to say “like what I did”. She’s not even cleaver any more, just plain bleeping stupid
Edited to add - never have I ever seen a ‘cheeseboard‘ with sliced white bread slices on it!! If you don’t have/want crackers then at least have fresh, crusty bread (preferably sourdough, or olive bread
It's late and I have to get weighed tomorrow and all I want right now is fresh, white, crusty bread.... with butter, cheese , grapes.. and wine.... !
I shall have a glass of water and dream about it x
She is such a valued asos customer. Do they not give her them?
Also she’s gonna have to cut down her spqm And
She has not failed. Also two quality comments…
GO MAZZA ...... actually cackling like Fopps at this comment..... Bet she'd love a bit of Chris's cheese .... date nite with her parents ... oooooh exciting ..... bleeping comedy gold is our Mazza !
I think she might be trolling her own daughter. I mean nicola is so codependent on her parents they’ve been there for embryo transfers and most holidays. They might as well have date nights together
Oh Mazz you are so special... comments are comedy gold…. A 60 something woman doing date night with husband… I can just imagine saying to my lot me and your dad are having a date night … they’d think I was off my trolley after 35 years of marriage Especially if you'd suggest date night with dad and them ha ha ......
Imagine advertising cheese (atrociously) when you’re trying to be a mindset weightloss guru queen of the world. She’s tragic as duck.
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