Fopperholic #71 The only thing she doesn’t size down is her massive ego!!

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Sugarrush

I have a friend like Nikki. Her Mum does EVERYTHING for her. She always laughs and jokes about how spoiled she is but at 42 it's ridiculous. I do often wonder how she'll be when her Mum won't be around one day. The same with Nikki. You can tell she relies on her Mum for help not just with the boys. I bet Mazza will do her ironing. I think Nikki cleans up after the boys but I can't imagine her bleaching toilets etc.. I love cleaning, sad I know. I listen to juicy podcasts and I get stuck in. She would quite literally drive me crazy with her lazy ways. Bet Chris can't find anything to wear when it's in amongst the ironing pile.
 
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Soggyfeetsummer

Nikki isn’t even half the woman that Chelsea is. Nikki would never cope with all the crap that Chelsea has had thrown at her. And god forbid the same happened to Chris but she would dump him straight away if he needed surgery like Chelsea’s husband!
 
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megsmagoo

Christ, giving people tips on how to watch more shite on Netflix no wonder she’s completed it
 
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honey&lemon

Blue fence. Which should be grey. Why does she filter every single picture? Does she not think her children are beautiful enough? She has serious issues.
 
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Chunkeylaydee

I read her reply to Chelsea and thought, with everything that Chelsea is going through Nikki is all me me me. “I take the iPad with me every where!” Well Nikki, Chelsea has 2 young boys, a step son and a very poorly husband, she regularly drives him to his treatment, she’s basically solo parenting the boys while keeping the house clean and tidy, cooking lovely looking meals while most likely falling apart inside but trying to keep it as together as she can. It’s exhausting for Chelsea but she keeps on going!

Honestly Nikki wake up and realise there is more to life than watching a fecking iPad, being obsessed with being a size 8 and buying fecking awful coats.
 
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KeelOver

honey&lemon said:
Blue fence. Which should be grey. Why does she filter every single picture? Does she not think her children are beautiful enough? She has serious issues. View attachment 487632
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I see the boy’s (!) are still wearing the trainers that she got them for Florida (last March) are still being worn. I have no idea how they still fit after all this time! Especially as they were fitted by Nikki Ryan aka Fopperholic, who worked in a shoe shop years ago so I guess she’s an expert at shoe fitting.
 
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Ellsbells123

Yet another picture where Lawson looks lost, bored and totally disinterested in her. If he could tell to her fuck off I am pretty sure he would
 
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ChubClubThug

What a c*nty comment back to Chelsea I'd be telling her to fuck off!!! Is watching bastard TV shows really that important, that you have to take your ipad with you everywhere you go?! How can you possibly give your kids 100% if you've got one eye on the ipad 24/7 I really can't stand the bitch.

And as for asking a 2 year old 'what they want to be when they want to grow up' what a load of old shit!! My oldest was absurdly advanced at the age of 2, his speech was like a 5yr olds - no joke! and he would NEVER have said 'a superhero' he wouldn't have properly understood the question at the age of 2! she lies so much to make her and her family look superior, I sincerly hope she falls flat on her size 12 arse and she's miserable as fuck in truth
 
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wotdidijustwatch

She takes so many selfies ffs. The last mirror selfie i took was early January and was taking a photo of me in a coat that my sister sent to me to show it on me...34 and still get hand me downs ....and even then i had to get dh to retake it because im crap at selfies.
She has too much time on her hands.
 
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Wotsit

That's just reminded me, it must be a year today since she was having a meltdown trying to get home from Florida whilst claiming it was all "fine"
 
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Ellsbells123

Wotsit said:
That's just reminded me, it must be a year today since she was having a meltdown trying to get home from Florida whilst claiming it was all "fine"
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Exactly a year, when she used her father (who only has health conditions when it suits her) to beg her way home! Then whinged for weeks about being stranded, when in actual fact they got home earlier than their original flight!

Interesting read Nicola......https://apple.news/AAGvfycpKRC6nSQdJ9HZd5Q
 

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ChubClubThug

Yeah she was ultra rude wasn't she when someone pointed out her father is elderly with health conditions before, she went on a salty rant how good he was for his age she's just horrible!
 
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Blair-Waldorf

She’s the person I dislike least on Instagram I have to say. And I follow some absolute cunts
 
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Dontmissmuch

OK... bored so took one for the team while stuff my face on a family bag of S&V crisps and watch the Aldi 'haul' to see what UHMAZING new finds she had.... wellllllllllll this is what there was !!

packet flavour rice
Pasta
Yoghurts - usual - protien hit ones and vage!
Aldi version of Alpen bars
Prunes
haribos for the kids
some shreddies which were 'a bit of her' !!
ketchup
Aldi beans are the best?!!
turkey mince
skinny burgers
skinny meatballs
chicken
tuna
prawns - she's obsessed with prawns !!!
milk - skimmed and semi-skimmed - no full fat for the boys !!
low fat cheese
baby bels
ham
gerkins/pickles
couple packs of veg crisps
some of the vienetta ice cream lolly things (so she bought 2 boxes lol)

this point I'm still waiting for her BIG EXCITING FINDS ....... drum rolllllllll

they were !

some high protien granola
some Aldi own slimworld frozen chips

she also had a big bag of them fridge raider chicken type things that she said you could have with a salad....

some fruit, some veg, she can't live without kale?!

And that's about it ladies.... oh and her face look pretty puffy and podgy in the video intro...... nothing like her wotsit stretched selfies !!


Saved you all 10 mins there
 
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Rc1407

why does she think we want to watch her buy the stuff we all buy everyday?! It’s just life!!So boring and you’re right, she looks super puffed today.
 
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