The mirror out the garden has finished me off today. She’s actually more mental than I thought. If I was her neighbour and looked out my window to see that I’d have been screaming. You can imagine it can’t you? Manoeuvring it around all her tit she’s put in her non playroom/playroom extension. She’s had to dodge the island off Portugal, the sink in the middle of the room then squeeze it past her new sofa or her dining table. duck sake what’s the point? It’s the same stretched photo of you in a dress with your crappy Tesco heels on whether your in the garden or the kitchen! Then she’s got to take it back in. I’d have had my phone out and be sending a pic of my mental neighbour to all my friends in my WhatsApp saying look at this daft trout who lives next door. You lot are the next best thing to that. Anyway that’s off my chest!
Thankyou so much for this laugh! (My mother in law is in hospital as she had to have a tumour removed today it’s a worrying time but this has literally been just the tonic I needed.) I’m creased! She is literally bat
tit crazy! I cannot or will not ever get over how vain this madam actually is, we all thought she’d dial it down a bit in motherhood but she just got worse! I don’t know how people around her cope with her, theres no hope for mad maz she’s utterly brainwashed by her, but if I was Carly how could you not piss yourself at this airheads antics! Global pandemic Fopps style....goto Florida, parade around a Disney World Petri dish, spend a
tit load on endless deliveries giving zeros about the delivery drivers health, be totally tone deaf to people’s situations and suffering, get a botox top up, put up pics of sticking your belly out a bit to thousands of people, to compare to a better pic in a few weeks with correct posture and breathing in because you want more validation for a “challenge” She couldn’t be any less arsed about wider issues if she tried.