First-time poster, so glad I found tattle. Fopperbollox makes me howl every time I read it. The woman really is an insufferable twit. She reminds me of the try-hard mum in 'mean girls' walking around in a pink tracksuit that says 'juicy' on her *not* a size 8 arse, 'But I'm a cool mum'. She is definitely the parent you avoid in the playground.
Her weird, eyes wide open, spider legged nasty lashes really try my patience whenever I see a picture. She also needs to lay off the 'murdery' smile. She is really disillusioned with life, it's not normal. It makes me sad that those boys always have a camera in their faces too, they have zero privacy and unless she deletes all social media by the time they start school, they will suffer. The mums will talk about her, the kids will hear - those kids will go to school with everyone knowing their business because she thinks she is INSTA famous.
I'm also in the three children camp! It is hard work and I couldn't imagine doing the new baby phase x 3 in a pandemic, YOU ARE DOING UHMAZZZZING. Mine are 12, 9 and 6!