Fopperholic #40 - Thread 40, just like her age, fuming she didn’t get a collab with Fage!

[Notothefakes]

I'm exactly the same but pj bottoms and a vest top, no bra! I wear makeup once a week when I have to go into work (I work 5 days normally but not had to go in as much since Covid19) and I also have 3 children
I had stranger in the park today say to me "I bet your house is quiet" I mean she's not wrong but I dunno bit rude

Lol! My house is mayhem. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to survive until September! Since having baby no3 the other two have become really clingy which I get I really do but there’s no alone time ever! (Yep I’m moaning about me time ) they come and sit in the bathroom whilst I shower even. I’m just craving quiet just for an hour or two! My mat leave was going to be so lovely They don’t sleep until 9.30-10 ish at night (the older two) and by then I need to go to bed as obs up in the night with the baby. Sorry I’m whingeing... it’s just getting to me at the minute I’ll get over it! in the 3 children club!

 

[Sparkle87]

When she was going through the wallpaper saying she really wants colour black and white paper then the darkest paint ever on the wall

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I can't find the comment about the white dress being too young for her

Here it is and her reply and another one 'older gals'

 

[Wotsit]

Don’t know about you lot but I’m happily living in my trampy, comfy clothes at the minute! I maybe do my make up once a week because I just feel like it. I have three children not two though three it’s a lot so I don’t have the sort of time she has with only having two children.

Same here...though I've taken it too far today and not got out of my Pj's as was slightly hungover this morning. Said PJs are now sporting a fried egg yolk stain from breakfast and tikka mayonnaise from the kebab I've just inhaled

P.S I'm off for a shower and clean pjs will be put on shortly.

 

[Notothefakes]

Also she keeps talking about the dresses not needing a bra. Yeah only if you’ve got fake boobs! I’m slightly younger than her and I can assure you I’d need a bra!

 

[Birdy60]

I screen shot this when I saw it this morning and forgot to share... Shirley always manages to get a sly dig in and Fopps is so rude and not even acknowledged the furloughed/disposable income comment... surprised she didn't say that her and Chris have worked VERY VERY VERY VERY hard all their lives and have SO SO SO MUCH savings so they've been ABSOLUTELY FINE !!!

Shirley also gets some great digs into Brummymummy too.....gotta be a tattler- shes very funny but shes going to get herself blocked as they both read here! Hi Nicki and Emma!

 

[jenandthetwins]

taken me a long time this evening to catch up been so busy the last couple of weeks I haven’t had much chance to come on here but I’ve had a laugh this evening reading through! A few things I wanted to say...
Artwork for the extension, to put where exactly?! One wall is full of out of place oven, the other is bifolds and then the tv is going on the turquoise/green/navy wall??
the outfit haul is terrible she really needs to dress for her age it’s really embarrassing. She could really do with a niece around the age 16-18 to tell her where she’s going SERIOUSLY wrong!
bragging again about what the boys eat picking heathy choices, Carry on Nikki, come back in a year or 2 and then tell us how all they want to eat is fruit. It’s not gonna happen

 

[Justhereforthegoss]

taken me a long time this evening to catch up been so busy the last couple of weeks I haven’t had much chance to come on here but I’ve had a laugh this evening reading through! A few things I wanted to say...
Artwork for the extension, to put where exactly?! One wall is full of out of place oven, the other is bifolds and then the tv is going on the turquoise/green/navy wall??

She will probably clutter up the TV wall by hanging artwork all around it...that way when the boys are zoned out staring at that wall all the time she can pretend they are actually admiring her artwork and not just hooked to the telly in every pic & video

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Just thinking with Chris working this afternoon any normal wife/partner would (well I would!) have got a nice roast dinner ready for when he got home to have a nice family Sunday meal...... what are the chances she did this ?

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Lol! My house is mayhem. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to survive until September! Since having baby no3 the other two have become really clingy which I get I really do but there’s no alone time ever! (Yep I’m moaning about me time ) they come and sit in the bathroom whilst I shower even. I’m just craving quiet just for an hour or two! My mat leave was going to be so lovely They don’t sleep until 9.30-10 ish at night (the older two) and by then I need to go to bed as obs up in the night with the baby. Sorry I’m whingeing... it’s just getting to me at the minute I’ll get over it! in the 3 children club!

Don't ever be sorry, it's bloody hard work, kids! What's the ages of your 3? Boys or girls?
I feel so guilty all the bloody time for shouting, getting annoyed, and generally being a tit Mom but my kids don't think that at all so I must be doing something right Here if you need to chat/off load we should start our own 3 children club to rival Fopps multiple Mom gang

Here it is and her reply and another one 'older gals'

Thank you 'older gals' I bet Fopps is seething

 

[Oneforthemoney]

The way she talks about the haul is way more enthusiastic than pretty much anything else she talks about.

 

[Chub rub 99]

Does anyone thinks it sounds weird how she says “put down” when she’s talking about giving the boys their foods!? I’d say put down for a dog, not my baby!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Don't ever be sorry, it's bloody hard work, kids! What's the ages of your 3? Boys or girls?
I feel so guilty all the bloody time for shouting, getting annoyed, and generally being a tit Mom but my kids don't think that at all so I must be doing something right Here if you need to chat/off load we should start our own 3 children club to rival Fopps multiple Mom gang


Thank you 'older gals' I bet Fopps is seething

I'm a 3 mum parent.... though mine are much older .... .24, 19, 18..... and I screamed and hollered at them on a daily basis..... they all turned out OK - youngest two still at home and I still shout.... they do my bleeping head in but I love them with all my heart and they ALWAYS come first....

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

taken me a long time this evening to catch up been so busy the last couple of weeks I haven’t had much chance to come on here but I’ve had a laugh this evening reading through! A few things I wanted to say...
Artwork for the extension, to put where exactly?! One wall is full of out of place oven, the other is bifolds and then the tv is going on the turquoise/green/navy wall??
the outfit haul is terrible she really needs to dress for her age it’s really embarrassing. She could really do with a niece around the age 16-18 to tell her where she’s going SERIOUSLY wrong!
bragging again about what the boys eat picking heathy choices, Carry on Nikki, come back in a year or 2 and then tell us how all they want to eat is fruit. It’s not gonna happen

Anyone else guessing that the ‘artwork’ is another footballers wives special of their wedding?

 

[Mardymaud]

I got one of the tie dye sets I know wtf. But I just wanted the bottoms to put with a white T-shirt I live in comfy clothes. I got a large I’m 5 foot 4 and 9 stone odd it was like a sausage skin on and the cuffs round the sleeves felt like they were cutting off the circulation to my arms and the material is vile. Not the really lovely stuff she describes it as

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

I'm a 3 mum parent.... though mine are much older .... .24, 19, 18..... and I screamed and hollered at them on a daily basis..... they all turned out OK - youngest two still at home and I still shout.... they do my bleeping head in but I love them with all my heart and they ALWAYS come first....

Yay, another member of the 3 kid club
That is good to know, thank you @Dontmissmuch without being all stalkery I feel in the real world we would get on so well.
I know when you've posted on here just by reading what you've posted before looking to see who's posted (if that makes any sense )

 

[Popsock123]

I wonder if their plan is to re-decorate throughout.. their choice of decor in the extension seems the complete opposite to the rest of the house (no crushed velvet, no photo shoot porn pics) so it’s going to look completely different - it won’t flow. Not that flops cares, the horror who did a Grenade ad in her pat butcher nightie

 

[Notothefakes]

Don't ever be sorry, it's bloody hard work, kids! What's the ages of your 3? Boys or girls?
I feel so guilty all the bloody time for shouting, getting annoyed, and generally being a tit Mom but my kids don't think that at all so I must be doing something right Here if you need to chat/off load we should start our own 3 children club to rival Fopps multiple Mom gang


Thank you 'older gals' I bet Fopps is seething

Ah thank you! They’re 8, 4 and 12 weeks boy girl boy. I feel guilty all the time too. My little girl is struggling the most saying I love the baby more than her and I do understand it’s been so hard for them both, new baby and lockdown. Had they been at school they wouldn’t have seen so much of me looking after baby. I make sure she gets quality time with me but it’s not enough for her! How old are yours?

 

[Mmn]

They are both so pathetic they act about 18.
You just think it times like these they’d think and not brag so much about trainers, extensions, expensive rugs. I would love to see how much they spend in a week vs how much they have coming in.
During lockdown they must of spent a lot more than that pathetic donation she made to the baby bank.



If you need a drink you don’t give a tit about syns

The extension shes made such a fuss about and all the effort etc I thought there would be some dramatic changes in the kitchen too but literally just extended out so currently just has a space attached to her kitchen .. cant imagine how it will look either because it's supposed to be the boys play room area isnt it? But how will she cope in her kitchen with the boys toys and soft play shite thrown all over half of the extension i just dont get it x

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Yay, another member of the 3 kid club
That is good to know, thank you @Dontmissmuch without being all stalkery I feel in the real world we would get on so well.
I know when you've posted on here just by reading what you've posted before looking to see who's posted (if that makes any sense )

I know exactly what you mean and yes i think we would be friends in the real world too ... also I think we have the same name if you're who I think you are when you comment on her fb xx