Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop

[Dontmissmuch]

That is scary that the girls are now recognisable to people that haven’t met them due to Nikki’s social media posts. If it was me I wouldn’t let her share photos of my kids.
I feel sorry for the children of Instagrammers who have so many photos and details of their lives up online so their parents can make some money.

I'm sure it's that friend whose hen weekend it is... she's a good mum doing soft play before heading off think she's a police officer too.. !

 

[Marnic]

I think it’s possibly one of the better vlogs, I absolutely loved watching the babies being babies and not being forced to sit still and quiet.

 

[maggiedoot]

If she showed them eating that kind of stuff and also her scoffing on one of her Aldi Halo ice creams she'd be much more relatable !

she will now, thanks to TL the boys might actually start to get fed.

 

[maggiedoot]

Or the helping them to walk

or the toilet training up ahead....

 

[Buggeroff]

That food haul wouldn’t be for one week! If we did that I’d expect it to last 10 days then a top up of a few bit

 

[Salmonshirt]

she will now, thanks to TL the boys might actually start to get fed.

Only from one shared plate though

 

[Mocketsocket]

To be fair I spend £110/120 a week in Aldi but that’s for 2 adults, 2 teenage boys and 3 children

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

I don’t know if is a way of trying to get engagement by being relatable to other mums?

 

[Burning-witches13]

There's no way she'll potty train early. It'll be not long before they start school I bet.

She’ll have the nursery train them

 

[Buggeroff]

Also why she really flattered lawsons hair

 

[CupcakeCassie]

I unfolowed her over a year ago because I honestly just thought her content was boring but just had a wee sneak at her page...still boring lol Is she still a Slimming World consultant??

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

The own food comment is still there on Facebook.

 

[Bluefox]

Wearing high heels?

And don't forget she has TWINS so it's a double pushchair. So much harder to push than a single one.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

The choosing alcohol instead of food rang alarm bells for me. She only had 2 tiny cans anyway?!

I too need to have pizza to have fun. Also I’d always have a decent meal before drinking but that’s because I’m a total pisshead & never know when to stop chucking booze down my neck once I get started I need something to soak it up!

Same for me don't drink like I used to but it was always a plain cheese pizza or half a loaf of bread toasted to line my tummy before I drank my body weight in vodka she says in the car she'd got the two cans and a bottle of diet tonic so I bet that's all she had....

 

[Rainbowcolours]

God she is so desperate to get in with the insta mummy crew! Just seen she’s commented on Rosie Ramsey’s insta pic. STUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't think any of the like her or have time for her desperation to be famous

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

she‘s definitely after a follow from old Floppybollocks.
can’t believe the bullshit some of these people spout FFS girls....
get yourselfs some better role models than bullshitting influencers

There are some very strange people around on the interwebs......that's if they actually exist

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

I just can't take her anymore! Get ready for what?!?! What the hell does she think every mum needing to do a school run or go to work does in the morning. If u want to doll yourself up then get up earlier, baby proof your upstairs, do it when they have breakfast or ask the husband that works from home so many times a week now to watch them for 10 minutes. How can you get this far in life with 0 logic


Oh wait I remember its Sw night for her she's gotta get glammed up for her adoring fans

This has just made me think have we ever seen the boys playing upstairs in their room

 

[CringeHard]

Oh woe...!!!!! (Couldn’t resist the!!!!) how in gods name this woman copes I don’t know I have 5 kids that used to be washed dressed and out of the house everyday while I was dressed and had make up on very rarely had help either. She makes me want to rip out my own eyeballs in frustration how does she think the other half cope. It’s pathetic!

Hilarious reading this because I've just uttered the same re eyeballs at my toddler having a meltdown

 

[megsmagoo]

thank god for small mercy’s that music was bloody awful .... now all we need is for her to vanish too

Hallelujah!!

 

[monga]

Is she for bloody real. 7 “so”‘s and smoothing his hair to the side, when he never normally gets a look in! Using him now only because Faveson has a dodgy haircut, she’s an arsehole. They’re more interested in the tele anyway, says it all doesn’t it! Chris looks well pissed off with her, think you might need to try and be a wife and a mum for a bit instead of your social media domination Fopps, Give them a bit of your actual attention, and not through a phone camera lens. It’s starting to show on your “perfect family”

Still stuck in the ball prison as usual