Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop

[jenandthetwins]

Wearing high heels?

Sounds like fopps

 

[Em85C]

I've asked her a question about an hour ago, still waiting on a reply...

Ooooh let us know if you get a reply!!!

 

[Bluefox]

Surely the kind of place they were at yesterday they could of kept their shoes on ? It wasn't soft play was it ? I've never been to somewhere like that so not sure......

I've been there and they do make you take shoes off and leave socks on. It really is a lovely well thought out place

 

[freakshake]

What’s with the drum on her stories ? Does she really think this is interesting content that people want to see Put the phone down and engage properly with your boys rather than pissing about putting rubbish on the gram.

I actually think she was guiding his hands a bit too perfect I think

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Cant watch the vlog until later...so was CP gifted or did she actually pay?

She’s posted on insta some pics and is promoting her blog but says was not gifted they just got a good deal ...

Her pics today have a better filter too... she must be taking our advice

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Yes they only allow cars on site on the first and last days at centre parks. To be fair it can be a bit of a walk to the center depending on where your lodge is.
I kind of want to see the vlog but it is 30 mins long!

 

[Snarkypants]

She's probably fleeing out her nut after drinking her two premixed 1 unit cans on a "nothernly tight subway salad"


This has floored me

Please don't tell me she said northernly tight??!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

obviously they were laughing about her something

I think I saw a pic of one of them egg/spinach protient pots and someone said something about it being her's !! Obvs keeping her syns for all them pints !

 

[monga]

Exactly if she turned off the 50in babysitter in the corner and actually taught them some life skills they might not be as bewildered outside of the house.They'll never get through life reciting "if your happy and you know it"

*never*

 

[Em85C]

So bloody predictable Nicola

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

I can only do a part shop in Aldi, but the most I’ve ever spent in there is about £50. That was when I took my 10 year old with me and she chucked all kinds of crap in the trolley

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'm off for a nose now

 

[Instayawn]

Lilia has to be made up? A cross between Lilly and Labia

It's the Russian version of Lily. There was a dancer on strictly called Lilia Kopylova years ago.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She's also much younger than Fopps

another bloody 21 buttons lover though

 

[freakshake]

I reckon they'd leave her with them cause they're so fugly.

Your probably right

 

[ChubClubThug]

I don't see any issue using white noise. My toddler still listens to Ewan the Sheep every night. It's relaxing, comforting and a sleep cue. He has learnt to turn it back on again himself if he wakes through the night and it sends him back to sleep.

As someone else has said - it's why has she pulled the guts out of the sheep? Was she saving room for skinny whips in her luggage?

I use white noise for myself when the insomnia is particularly bad

The thing is with prick head, she is so obsessed with routine and control that she's probably not even allowed them the chance to drift off on their own accord, because that deviates from the rules and parameters she's already set up for them.

My white noise is the humming of my shitty baby monitor it was a £50 job from Argos

 

[Wearesailing13]

Has she said what her weigh in was this week??

 

[Dontmissmuch]

What are marrow fat peas?

They are tinned.... not as mushy as mushies but not as firm as normal frozen peas... they are nice.... she's obvs got sw chips for them

 

[Em85C]

I would never think to give my kids a boiled egg for breakfast... dippy egg yes not a boiled one. Also hers looks horrible

Gross isn't it!!

 

[Wotsit]

I never thought of it like this, but my friend I'm sat with on the train just said... Fopps must realise they are lacking nutrients if she is buying vitamins surely? She is a Mum but I'm not so I don't know what to think about that comment.

She was intrigued by Fopps as she didn't know about her account but does follow Chelsea Pateman and is going for a good old nose on insta and YT and a tattle account

Yes she's right, according to a quick Google search. Although the second picture does describe the boys and the restrictive diet is spot on. May not be vegan but it's certainly calorie controlled