Fopperholic #107 She’s inspector tragic

[Misssj80]

How small a bowl of pasta!

The thing is, she will eat that toddler portion of pasta, then eat a protein yoghurt, or two, and half a protein bar later (she has told us she does this), why not just eat an adult portion of the pasta and not be hungry later? For a "nutrition coach" she really is clueless about nutrition

 

[ChubClubThug]

An ugly Karen who despite spending a fortune on her face and using a filter looks like she’s not slept in weeks.

She sounds so pathetic I've got TWINS it's RAINING

 

[kelly123]

Can’t stop thinking about the time she rang tesco and asked them to get a twin trolley ready for her arrival

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I’ve been asked loads of times if I have a favourite child, bizarrely it’s usually by work colleagues. I haven’t, my eldest knows I haven’t, my youngest thinks it’s my eldest. It’s really not something to be offended by? Well unless you lie and know you’ve been caught out

She’s only offended because it’s correct. Truth hurts fopps you fucking loser

 

[Emsie]

We don't want to see her kids eating a chicken burger and we don't want to see them running around a basic park either. If you're gonna show days out, show lavender fields, national trust places, conkers (I know she did show that the other day). It's all so basic... Sweaty soft play and harvester. Wow.

 

[waffledog]

It’s not just a basic T-shirt remember…..it’s got slits on the side…….I need to go lie down in a dark room…..the excitement of a £9 black tee with bonus slits has finished me off

 

[hunatron]

‘With foundation’. Also with concealer. And mascara. And lipstick. And blusher. And probably many other products. And tattooed brows. I don’t think it really matters if you don’t have a filter on if you’re wearing a full face of makeup?! Also who the bloody hell cares?!

 

[15minutesoffame]

Mine was when she was giving ‘her’ advice on how to recover quickly from a section and said word for word what you’re told by the midwives

Omg you've given me a flashback of when she did a YouTube on 'Honest on how am I healing after C section' or some shit, and went on to tell her followers "Actually my waist measures smaller after I've had the boys than before" FFS the only people watching that clip were probably other new mums wondering if they were 'normal' and through zero care or social awareness she said that! Really stupid woman.

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

She’s such a mean girl with her digg at the woman not wanting to get her hair wet.
Fopps was bitter cos she wishes she was sat in an Audi TT (not the knock of Peugeot she had) but she’s stuck in a car she can’t park with two kids she can’t parent x

New Thread title right there lol "Car she can't park and two kids she can't parent"

 

[Misssj80]

Wellesbourne would I assume be their closest school, which was probably their third choice. What's the betting they put two schools by her mum and dad's house so that they can do the school runs?!!

 

[sbeg77]

I can't unsee the cat face!

 

[honey&lemon]

Why does she post these pointless stories? No one cares where you are, whose birthday it is, what the presents are, who the other random child is. None of it. This is meant to be your job and as such a business account. Post this stuff on a personal private page and fopp off.

 

[size down]

She’s such a nasty piece of work . Anyone else hear her say “ She’s on her Phone “ or “ She’s pretending !!! To be on her phone “ Cheeky twat !! Who is she to say that !! Who does she think she is ?!?!! No wonder we never see her out with friends or ever have friends round instead she’s talking to her phone to complete strangers .
#Narcissist Bitch

 

[ChubClubThug]

I personally don't believe what anyone says about their finances without seeing wage slips or bank statements.

People who have a massive house and 2 nice cars on drive can be mortgaged to the hilt and paying shitloads on finance on their cars

People who always have nice things, new clothes etc can be in debt to their eyeballs.

I knew one couple that seemed very successful he was a company director and she pottered about working in a supermarket 8 hours a week for 'something to do'
Nice cars, nice house, nice holidays, kids spoilt - she was always in the salon or shopping.

Turned out living way beyond means. House ended up repossesed, cars exchanged for cheaper models, debt companies chasing them, they apparently started arguing who caused the most debt and they split up.
She ended up renting from family and he ended up in a bedsit.

A lot of peoples life is an illusion.

Absolutely. You see people driving around in these huge gas guzzlers that are worth over 100k. Absolutely no one has paid for that outright, it's on finance and it's just another form of debt, unless you are on a footballers wage.

I worked for a multi millionaire (actual cash in the bank) and he had a 10 year old car that he had had from new that he bought outright. He shopped in Aldi and wore clothes from Cotton Traders. You'd have no clue he lived in a multi million pound farm house with it's own air field, hangers and runway. He'd spend 30k on a shotgun but the thought of paying a few hundred quid for a pair of trainers, he'd have laughed in your face at the suggestion.

 

[neverbeeninfluenced]

Ha ha ha 3rd choice!!!

Interesting that she wanted the boys in separate classes. I thought she'd be the complete opposite. My friend with twins was devastated hers were split up in infants!

wants them in separate classes but not separate bedrooms?
I know a twin mum who wants hers separated so that people treat them as individuals, if this is the case why does she dress them the frigging same. It will just be an excuse as to why she wanted the number one choice

 

[size down]

How many more times is she going to show the Aldi Protein yoghurts !?!?!?!?
. Go socialise , Go find or make some friends , Go read and educate yourself . Her life is passing her by and she’s so wrapped up in herself and her Dangerous eating habits she can’t see it .

 

[Rainbowcolours]

She always pulls the troll card when she got shit engagement as she knows this will get her support

 

[cherrypicker]

Don’t get me wrong it’s very annoying when someone takes the last parent and child space who doesn’t have a child with them - however would I be really arsed to go and confront someone about it - absolutely not. I can understand if she had the twins in car seats and have to carry them across the car park but they are more than capable of walking and she’s just being an absolute entitled mare - more like she didn’t want to get her hair wet.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'd wager my house on that Lawson being a horrible little bastard. There I said it and zero fucks given 🫠 I bet he gives the nursery arse ache and they're glad when they're not there. He probably lashes out and doesn't listen. Always looks bored and sulky.

He gives off the most awful spoilt vibe. The way they both gaze at each other so adoring makes me Blue eyed brat!

I bet the spare heir isn't much better either, just taller and better at golf

 

[Jemi85]

She needs to stop with the make up filter she’s filtered white eyes and white eyeliner as for the nose I’ve no words!!

Big shiny cock nose