Footballers & Wags #60 No Euro jack Grealish is like fish without chips

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Well at least he’s laughing about it!

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Can you Imagine anyone in the England team looking that please with a table of fruit and veg.
I would love to know what they are saying 🤔
 
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I can’t trust anyone who mainlines celery like that 😐

Strawberries look lovely though!

Edit: rewatched and it’s cucumber, Martin’s off the hook 👌
 
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Can you Imagine anyone in the England team looking that please with a table of fruit and veg.
I would love to know what they are saying 🤔
Half the England team probably think strawberries are daiquiri seasoning 🤣.

Holy tit we have BRENTFORD on the last day. I can scarcely believe it 🤣 I keep checking thinking Im hallucinating
 
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Can you Imagine anyone in the England team looking that please with a table of fruit and veg.
I would love to know what they are saying 🤔
Were they eating vegetables?
I was too distracted by Martin…. Beautiful man.
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Half the England team probably think strawberries are daiquiri seasoning 🤣.

Holy tit we have BRENTFORD on the last day. I can scarcely believe it 🤣 I keep checking thinking Im hallucinating
Noooooooo!
I like our usual last day of the season game against Wolves!
 
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Can you Imagine anyone in the England team looking that please with a table of fruit and veg.
I would love to know what they are saying 🤔
You can actually think it's been stunted growth and starvation in Norway and this is the first time they see fresh fruit in years. 😂 I don't understand everything they say but most of it:
- Wow wow wow! This looks tasty.
- Yes what do you want? These are looking fantastic.
- I'm crazy about strawberries.
- Me too.
- Do you want some arugula?
- No, I think I take strawberries.
- Yeah me too. I take these. They look very tasty.
- Norwegian strawberries.
- Juicy and yummy.
- Take one more. Take this!
- Mmmm, they are tasty!
- Incredible sortiment here.
- Mm, Norwegian and local.
- Thats important! I take one of this with me. Then i be off.
- Yeah, thats a good deal.
- Shönen abden! (Have a nice evening! in German language).
 
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Were they eating vegetables?
I was too distracted by Martin…. Beautiful man.
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Martin had some cucumber but the strawberries where definitely a favourite with them both. They did look yummy.

@wordzalad i see Arsenal have wolves as are first game of the season. Makes a change.
 
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This is Villa’s 11th consecutive season with an away opener... I’ll forgive it this year as there are probably tight deadlines with the ground works, but what a piss take.
 
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This is Villa’s 11th consecutive season with an away opener... I’ll forgive it this year as there are probably tight deadlines with the ground works, but what a piss take.
Look on the bright side. I might get to see Diego Carlos’ thighs. Every cloud and all that.

Although that may not be a bright side for you but for me it definitely is. 😉
 
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You can actually think it's been stunted growth and starvation in Norway and this is the first time they see fresh fruit in years. 😂 I don't understand everything they say but most of it:
- Wow wow wow! This looks tasty.
- Yes what do you want? These are looking fantastic.
- I'm crazy about strawberries.
- Me too.
- Do you want some arugula?
- No, I think I take strawberries.
- Yeah me too. I take these. They look very tasty.
- Norwegian strawberries.
- Juicy and yummy.
- Take one more. Take this!
- Mmmm, they are tasty!
- Incredible sortiment here.
- Mm, Norwegian and local.
- Thats important! I take one of this with me. Then i be off.
- Yeah, thats a good deal.
- Shönen abden! (Have a nice evening! in German language).
Thank you so much for translating that for us ❤
 
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Look on the bright side. I might get to see Diego Carlos’ thighs. Every cloud and all that.

Although that may not be a bright side for you but for me it definitely is. 😉
Join me in a prayer circle as I hope he doesn’t get traded before then 😩
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What a story, poor Scottish supporters! Also read several other stories about people showing up for they holiday discovering that the fancy hotel they booked at Booking.com are not a fancy hotel so I don't trust that site.

 
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You can actually think it's been stunted growth and starvation in Norway and this is the first time they see fresh fruit in years. 😂 I don't understand everything they say but most of it:
- Wow wow wow! This looks tasty.
- Yes what do you want? These are looking fantastic.
- I'm crazy about strawberries.
- Me too.
- Do you want some arugula?
- No, I think I take strawberries.
- Yeah me too. I take these. They look very tasty.
- Norwegian strawberries.
- Juicy and yummy.
- Take one more. Take this!
- Mmmm, they are tasty!
- Incredible sortiment here.
- Mm, Norwegian and local.
- Thats important! I take one of this with me. Then i be off.
- Yeah, thats a good deal.
- Shönen abden! (Have a nice evening! in German language).
Thank you for the translation 💛
 
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You can actually think it's been stunted growth and starvation in Norway and this is the first time they see fresh fruit in years. 😂 I don't understand everything they say but most of it:
- Wow wow wow! This looks tasty.
- Yes what do you want? These are looking fantastic.
- I'm crazy about strawberries.
- Me too.
- Do you want some arugula?
- No, I think I take strawberries.
- Yeah me too. I take these. They look very tasty.
- Norwegian strawberries.
- Juicy and yummy.
- Take one more. Take this!
- Mmmm, they are tasty!
- Incredible sortiment here.
- Mm, Norwegian and local.
- Thats important! I take one of this with me. Then i be off.
- Yeah, thats a good deal.
- Shönen abden! (Have a nice evening! in German language).
Doing the Lords work 🫡 thank you!
 
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