Footballers & Wags #60 No Euro jack Grealish is like fish without chips

[Shhhh111]

Poland- let me know your thoughts @Velocinaptor2

(BTW this has been like when you tell your friend you have a crush on someone and they ask to see a photo and you have to scroll to find a decent one and then you’re like “hmmm maybe they just don’t photograph well”)

• Hottest
Jan Bednarek- I don’t remember him being this good looking at Aston Villa but I was almost certainly looking at Mings too much to notice

• one that looks like they should be on Love Island
I’m proud to say I’ve never seen Love Island but I’ll go with Jakub Moder

• worst haircut
Ooof they’re all pretty bad
Michal Skoras

• baddest wag

Couldn’t find much other than Mrs RL9 so honourable mention to this young lady…

• teen heartthrob
Nicola Zelewski
He’s got a face that looks like you can take him home to your Mum but both arms are covered in tattoos to make him a bit of a bad boy

 

[LaraQ]

Austria giving France a game here.They don't look as unbeatable as I expected.

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Romania


Honourable mention to this guy who has went with this as a portrait

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Whoever this guy is may be about to have me as a fan/headed to Romania. Hold on, will investigate

 

[Shhhh111]

 

[redstraw16]

Whoever this guy is may be about to have me as a fan/headed to Romania. Hold on, will investigate

Went to go find out who he is and this shirt sponsor has sent me I fully read sl*g instead of siag.

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Update:

Ehh, he’s a little bit generic (and young for me) in the rest of his photos, although I didn’t mind having to look at this one Romania, you’re safe from me (for now).

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Went to go find out who he is and this shirt sponsor has sent me I fully read sl*g instead of siag.

I had that exact same double take with the shirt

 

[redstraw16]

Austria giving France a game here.They don't look as unbeatable as I expected.

When we were trying to confirm the top 8 seeds for our work sweepstake, a lot of websites and bookies had Austria in the top 8 over Belgium!

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Poland- let me know your thoughts @Velocinaptor2

(BTW this has been like when you tell your friend you have a crush on someone and they ask to see a photo and you have to scroll to find a decent one and then you’re like “hmmm maybe they just don’t photograph well”)

• Hottest
Jan Bednarek- I don’t remember him being this good looking at Aston Villa but I was almost certainly looking at Mings too much to notice
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• one that looks like they should be on Love Island
I’m proud to say I’ve never seen Love Island but I’ll go with Jakub Moder
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• worst haircut
Ooof they’re all pretty bad
Michal Skoras
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• baddest wag

Couldn’t find much other than Mrs RL9 so honourable mention to this young lady…
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• teen heartthrob
Nicola Zelewski
He’s got a face that looks like you can take him home to your Mum but both arms are covered in tattoos to make him a bit of a bad boy
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Omg I had to Google Jan Bednarek yesterday as I also thought I’m sure he played for Villa but didn’t look like that?!

(also high five fellow person that’s never watched Love Island )

All solid picks, I’m going in…

 

[wordzalad]

Went to go find out who he is and this shirt sponsor has sent me I fully read sl*g instead of siag.

Shall we all buy these shirts for the tattle trip to Luton you know just to state our intentions to Rob?
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What the duck is Mbappe doing

 

[Hannahebee]

If Mbappe's broken his nose which I think he has done then that's his tournament over I reckon.

 

[rasperryripple]

If Mbappe's broken his nose which I think he has done then that's his tournament over I reckon.

I just said that to my hubby and he said of course he will be back playing. Thankfully he is not working in any kind of caring profession

 

[EllaBella10]

I have two teams but picked Albania as don’t think anyone else has them. They all kinda look the same tbh

Hottest
Gorgeous man!

Love Island
Just looks like a frat boy!

worst haircut
Just no!

baddest wag
Bajramis wife Emina is so pretty! They’ll make beautiful babies!

teen heartthrob
Only because he’s the youngest!

 

[Kakan]

I'm so proud of my Austria! I think they are better then they get credit for and can do good in this tournament. And they might have broke the nose on Mbappé so Handsome-Olivier Giroud gets to play.

 

[EllaBella10]

If Mbappe's broken his nose which I think he has done then that's his tournament over I reckon.

I thought he’d broken it as well. Maybe they’ll stick one of those masks on him?

 

[Hannahebee]

I thought he’d broken it as well. Maybe they’ll stick one of those masks on him?

They could stick one of those masks on him but it actually looked like a really bad nose break.

 

[AdsB]

Hottest: Declan Rice, no surprises here

One that looks like they should be on Love Island: Conor Gallagher, i actually struggled with this one .

Worst Haircut: Jordan Pickford, I don’t like the slicked back look.

Baddest Wag : Tolami Benson, only really just noticed her but I think she is stunning .

Teen Heartthrob: This one is so easy! Jude Bellingham of course.

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Ok, why do so many of them look similar? Anyway…

Hottest:
Not great pickings to be honest. I think Lewandowski is quite attractive at times, but not consistently. I’ve gone for this chap mainly from this photo alone.

One that looks like they should be on Love Island:
He looks like he’s already got the teeth…

Worst haircut:
Can we include facial hair? What is going on here, buddy?

Skipping the wag one for now as I cba to search

Teen heartthrob:
I feel like I’m going to end up on a list at my age typing that out Not a heartthrob but he’s a teen and has a cool name!

 

[Panda girl 04]

So he is not playing in the Euros but is a pundit, no one can beat this haircut
Ladies and gentlemen i give you
Landon Donovan

Also some of you where chatting about bad tattoos footballers have. These are bad

 

[Kakan]

If Mbappé is out for the rest of the tournament I wonder if France will get hysterical like Brazil was in the world cup in Brazil when Neymar was injured and they showed his shirt during the national anthem and cried. Like Neymar was dead, he sat in the stands.

David Luiz holds up Neymar shirt during anthem

Awwwww. David Luiz, you're adorable.

www.sbnation.com

 

[Velocinaptor2]

My mum full on thought Joe Hart was wearing a shirt with chunks out of the sleeves When I explained she said “well he’s matched his shirt colour to his tattoos…”
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Blimey, just seen a close up photo of Mbappe’s nose, they best alter his new waxwork for a bit