Footballers & Wags #56 Get in loser, we’re going to Luton

[EllaBella10]

I would have said Walker but he’s already been given the boot

Surely to god it’s not Walker?! Who else is married in the England squad? I think we can bet our houses that it’s not Kane. Can’t see it being slab head or Pickford either.

I’m guessing Wilson, Dunk, Trippier maybe?

 

[glm31]

@wordzalad Your brilliant thread title makes me LOL every time I open up Tattle! And I might not make it to Luton this season, but totes excite to be welcoming our Rob back to the Golden Palace later this month (got my ticket now so please no last-minute train strikes, Avanti!).

 

[kaaa2]

Surely to god it’s not Walker?! Who else is married in the England squad? I think we can bet our houses that it’s not Kane. Can’t see it being slab head or Pickford either.

I’m guessing Wilson, Dunk, Trippier maybe?

Ben White, Dier, Pickford and Maguire are all recently married

 

[AllSeeingEye123]

Premier League star's secret trysts exposed... by Ring doorbell

The footballer - who also plays for his country - was ditched by his wife after she confirmed his cheating on a smart camera at their multi-million pound home.

www.dailymail.co.uk

If that is Kyle Walker now his doormat has taken him back again, I will laugh my cock off.

 

[shadow2021]

I don’t think it’s an England player as if it was they would say rather than international.

 

[Red hair dont care]

Ben White, Dier, Pickford and Maguire are all recently married

But it might not be a English player could be any International married player.
The "mistress" is 10 years older than the player. So who is she?

 

[Donald23]

But it might not be a English player could be any International married player.
The "mistress" is 10 years older than the player. So who is she?

Katie price?

 

[Velocinaptor2]

The irony that Olsen was one of the better Villa players! Thank goodness the game came not too long after the international break… you know the only time Olsen gets a game

I know right?! He played better than the scoreline to be fair! God bless Sweden for running him out last week else that could have been a cricket score When Chambers comes on you know everyone else is fucked/rested

I just hope this “illness” Emi had isn’t contagious (I’m more hoping it wasn’t real!)

 

[LaraQ]

Katie price?

No one in their right mind would touch that woman.State of her.

 

[Red hair dont care]

Katie price?

Seriously would anyone???

 

[Mikesqueen]

I would have said Walker but he’s already been given the boot

Ooooh, you can’t say this! Lauryn Goodman will have a meltdown as story says mistress is 20 years older than the culprit?. You know she claims Kyle is hers, even before his wife and 3 kings! Kyle is not allowed to have any other mistress than her!

 

[Donald23]

Seriously would anyone???

I think someone is… ex love island or something like that

 

[NoddyFromToytown]

I think someone is… ex love island or something like that

JJ from Married at First Sight. Strong resemblance to Ian Huntley…

 

[EllaBella10]

I think someone is… ex love island or something like that

A guy from Married at First Sight, I don’t think he’s the full shilling though tbh. Any decent compos mentis guy would run far away from that!
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Seriously would anyone???

Kyle Walker probably would

 

[Red hair dont care]

A guy from Married at First Sight, I don’t think he’s the full shilling though tbh. Any decent compos mentis guy would run far away from that!
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Kyle Walker probably would

The thought of it with Katie poor Gareth Gates! I think Kyle might have an ounce of common sense and wouldn't go there. Maybe guess it depends if the deluded mistress of his might say no to him for once, unless she wants another kid.
This "model/social media influencer" mistress the article in DM said she has 10,000 followers and travels a lot. Guessing Dubai a fair bit? They all love it there.

 

[Diddikins]

The thought of it with Katie poor Gareth Gates! I think Kyle might have an ounce of common sense and wouldn't go there. Maybe guess it depends if the deluded mistress of his might say no to him for once, unless she wants another kid.
This "model/social media influencer" mistress the article in DM said she has 10,000 followers and travels a lot. Guessing Dubai a fair bit? They all love it there.

“common sense” and “Kyle Walker” are not things that go hand in hand.

 

[rasperryripple]

Katie price?

Model would be a stretch when describing her now surely

 

[wordzalad]

The thought of it with Katie poor Gareth Gates! I think Kyle might have an ounce of common sense and wouldn't go there. Maybe guess it depends if the deluded mistress of his might say no to him for once, unless she wants another kid.
This "model/social media influencer" mistress the article in DM said she has 10,000 followers and travels a lot. Guessing Dubai a fair bit? They all love it there.

Whenever a “model” shows up in Dubai I think of that tv show were it was revealed the millionaires out there fly out the instaheaux for erm services

 

[Donald23]

Model would be a stretch when describing her now surely

Is this where I reveal myself as the only Katie price fan left
Personally think Kyle would go there - any hole is a goal for that man

The thought of it with Katie poor Gareth Gates! I think Kyle might have an ounce of common sense and wouldn't go there. Maybe guess it depends if the deluded mistress of his might say no to him for once, unless she wants another kid.
This "model/social media influencer" mistress the article in DM said she has 10,000 followers and travels a lot. Guessing Dubai a fair bit? They all love it there.

10k isn’t a lot most wannabes have that, also narrows it down meaning it’s not a big name

 

[CeCesworld]

Does Laura Woods annoy anyone else?
I don’t even know why.

And as we know I’m not really a fan of many commentators or pundits - so maybe it’s me…..