Footballers & Wags #56 Get in loser, we’re going to Luton

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Oh bless her. He gives me the massive ick but horses for courses and all that. I hope she copped a little feel! 😂
He was with his fiance so I hope not haha. I was too hungover to go with which was a disappointment! She said he was so much better looking in real life and was so nice. I wish you could see her face she was so chuffed!
 
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@olivia321 tell Ma Foden I know a man who could source some gel to help her son’s daft haircut 😘

Wish Villa were playing tonight, shame we didn’t get a midweek game this week 😌
 
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My fpl captain didnt play so Vice Cap Foden's points will be higher :D
 
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My fpl captain didnt play so Vice Cap Foden's points will be higher :D
Foden definitely saving my FPL game week so far (not for the first time this season!). Was looking forward to seeing how many points my Brighton and Brentford defenders got for their team's very rare clean sheets...but unfortunately, it was Reguilon (1 pt) and Estupiñan (didn't play; was on my bench but will come on for Saka/Haaland) 😂. I managed to get into the top 4k a few weeks ago, but have slipped a little after four meh weeks in a row so definitely need a bit of luck on my side!
 
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I would have said Walker but he’s already been given the boot 😂

 
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@olivia321 tell Ma Foden I know a man who could source some gel to help her son’s daft haircut 😘

Wish Villa were playing tonight, shame we didn’t get a midweek game this week 😌
Why did Villa let that little asbo score a hat trick he looks like he rides a bike with a JD sports bag on his back

City’s goals were all offside VAR wasn’t working them lot cheating again.
 
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Why did Villa let that little asbo score a hat trick he looks like he rides a bike with a JD sports bag on his back

City’s goals were all offside VAR wasn’t working them lot cheating again.
I’ve only just clocked your profile pic is ma foden and not khloe kardashian 😭 dead
 
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I would have said Walker but he’s already been given the boot 😂

footballers just need to get off social media when they’re looking for hook ups. Isn’t there like a club PA who can arrange them a nice discreet escort or something
 
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Why did Villa let that little asbo score a hat trick he looks like he rides a bike with a JD sports bag on his back

City’s goals were all offside VAR wasn’t working them lot cheating again.
A City fan that knows ball I see 😌

Fixed your faulty stadium display btw, all that money and you’d think they’d at least be accurate. I usually charge 115 quid but we’ll let it slide 🫡

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I was going to make a joke about Haaland & KDB on the bench running scared of our Chaos Twins Zaniolo (or Zani-oh-no as I’ve christened his every appearance off the bench…) and Duran (who will probably both be red carded before halftime), but then I saw this update…

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We’re fucked. Enjoy the goals, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Pep 😒
The irony that Olsen was one of the better Villa players! Thank goodness the game came not too long after the international break… you know the only time Olsen gets a game 😆
 
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