Footballers & Wags #56 Get in loser, we’re going to Luton

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I have just been looking at the fixtures for the rest of the season and this is what I think will happen in the remaining 7 games.
Liverpool Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Crystal Palace Home win 3 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
Everton Away win 3 points
West Ham Away draw 1 point
Tottenham Home draw 1 point
Villa Away draw 1 point
Wolves Home win 3 points
Total Points 86

Arsenal Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Villa Home win 3 points
Wolves Away win 3 points
Chelsea Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away draw 1 point
Bournemouth Home win 3 points
Man United Away draw 1 point
Everton Home win 3 points
Total Points 88

City fixtures Currently on 70 Points
Luton Home win 3 points
Brighton Away draw 1 point
Forest Away win 3 points
Wolves Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away lose 0 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
West Ham Home win 3 points
Total Points 86
 
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I have a spreadsheet to calculate projected positions of Liverpool/Arsenal/City based on the results of each side's run in and if Liverpool win out, it doesn't matter what City do and it's down to whether Arsenal win out or draw one of Spurs + United away. I don't think we'll catch Arsenal on goal difference.
 
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I have a spreadsheet to calculate projected positions of Liverpool/Arsenal/City based on the results of each side's run in and if Liverpool win out, it doesn't matter what City do and it's down to whether Arsenal win out or draw one of Spurs + United away. I don't think we'll catch Arsenal on goal difference.
The mighty Chels have something for us against Arsenal 💙💙💙
 
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The mighty Chels have something for us against Arsenal 💙💙💙
I went for Arsenal to beat Chelsea because you simply don't know which Chelsea are going to turn up the really good Chelsea or the terrible can't defend Chelsea.
 
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Was anyone lucky enough to get a ticket to this?
Someone told me yesterday that 85% of tickets have been sold to women. I immediately thought of you lot. My dad always goes to these I would have gone with him but apparently when you have a baby at home it’s not the done thing to leave them to go out to something like this 🙄
 
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I have just been looking at the fixtures for the rest of the season and this is what I think will happen in the remaining 7 games.
Liverpool Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Crystal Palace Home win 3 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
Everton Away win 3 points
West Ham Away draw 1 point
Tottenham Home draw 1 point
Villa Away draw 1 point
Wolves Home win 3 points
Total Points 86

Arsenal Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Villa Home win 3 points
Wolves Away win 3 points
Chelsea Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away draw 1 point
Bournemouth Home win 3 points
Man United Away draw 1 point
Everton Home win 3 points
Total Points 88

City fixtures Currently on 70 Points
Luton Home win 3 points
Brighton Away draw 1 point
Forest Away win 3 points
Wolves Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away lose 0 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
West Ham Home win 3 points
Total Points 86
I would add at least 3 points to Liverpool's total.I think they'll beat West Ham and Villa.
 
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I would add at least 3 points to Liverpool's total.I think they'll beat West Ham and Villa.
It was honestly hard to decide whether to give them 3 points or 1 but I only give them 1 point for the simple reason that they are away in both of them.
 
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I have just been looking at the fixtures for the rest of the season and this is what I think will happen in the remaining 7 games.
Liverpool Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Crystal Palace Home win 3 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
Everton Away win 3 points
West Ham Away draw 1 point
Tottenham Home draw 1 point
Villa Away draw 1 point
Wolves Home win 3 points
Total Points 86

Arsenal Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Villa Home win 3 points
Wolves Away win 3 points
Chelsea Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away draw 1 point
Bournemouth Home win 3 points
Man United Away draw 1 point
Everton Home win 3 points
Total Points 88

City fixtures Currently on 70 Points
Luton Home win 3 points
Brighton Away draw 1 point
Forest Away win 3 points
Wolves Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away lose 0 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
West Ham Home win 3 points
Total Points 86
duck Brighton the seaside scruffs stink of fish food

Man City smell blood they are circling like sharks 🦈 Liverpool and Arsenal both draw or lose it’s over Man City have done this to many times it’s their specialty
 
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I have just been looking at the fixtures for the rest of the season and this is what I think will happen in the remaining 7 games.
Liverpool Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Crystal Palace Home win 3 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
Everton Away win 3 points
West Ham Away draw 1 point
Tottenham Home draw 1 point
Villa Away draw 1 point
Wolves Home win 3 points
Total Points 86

Arsenal Fixtures Currently on 71 Points
Villa Home win 3 points
Wolves Away win 3 points
Chelsea Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away draw 1 point
Bournemouth Home win 3 points
Man United Away draw 1 point
Everton Home win 3 points
Total Points 88

City fixtures Currently on 70 Points
Luton Home win 3 points
Brighton Away draw 1 point
Forest Away win 3 points
Wolves Home win 3 points
Tottenham Away lose 0 points
Fulham Away win 3 points
West Ham Home win 3 points
Total Points 86
Oi. Wolves are winning all three xoxoxo
 
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❤🤍 FOREST PRAYER CIRCLE* 🤍❤

Or it would be if Tattle didn’t reformat it 😂

*because my dopey buggers can’t hold a lead
 
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It was honestly hard to decide whether to give them 3 points or 1 but I only give them 1 point for the simple reason that they are away in both of them.
I can tell you with 100% certainty Villa are not winning that game 😂 I want Liverpool to win the title though so enjoy your 3 points 😌
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I think you're prayer just worked.
Well holy tit lmao. Technically Forest have scored twice, soooo 😂
 
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Someone told me yesterday that 85% of tickets have been sold to women. I immediately thought of you lot. My dad always goes to these I would have gone with him but apparently when you have a baby at home it’s not the done thing to leave them to go out to something like this 🙄
I knew I’d made the right decision not having children. Although I think it’s an occasion where it would be entirely appropriate to get a babysitter in for the night.

Out of curiosity, does your dad have a spare ticket now? I can’t promise to behave myself.
 
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I honestly can’t take this. I had to go for a walk around the garden in that second half. I swear I am going prematurely grey. It’s all Liverpools fault.

It’s the hope that kills you in the end.

I’m at Anfield next weekend so duck knows how I’ll manage.

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Agree about United having a lack of eye candy. I think Onana has a nice face but can’t work out if it’s because he surrounded by team ugly. Anyone looks good next to Maguire.
Fernandes looks like a rat.
Mount is what you get if you order Ruben Dias off wish and Gazpacho looks like a gremlin if you
Feed him after midnight.
 
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FFS Forest… time to light the big one 🙃

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@Snoopysnoop123 can you give your boyfriend a KICKING from me for that rocket of a goal he just scored please? 🤬
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Enjoy 4th, Spuds, keep it warm for us and try not to get nosebleeds 😌
 
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