I see the annual Messi to city rumours have started early. If you see me at the Etihad next season mind your business.
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Big Sam is the Goat of managers 
Yeah and Forest are buying MessiBig Sam is the Goat of managers
No offence, I more meant as they bought many players before
isn’t Felix going back to atletico soon? Sucks for him bc simeone wastes him but also sucks to be at chelsea lolall of that money wasted and not a single one of them have shown any signs of being decentfelix has the potential but with a crappy manager/club it’s never going to happen.
I guess Madrid have money to spend since Mbappe is wasting away in Paris. But def thought jude would have come back to England (not necessarily city) so his family could be a unit again. Kudos to his parents for their sacrifice. I’m sure his mom will continue to be with him in Madrid.
Football world would implode hahaha - never happening
Oi! We like buying playersYeah and Forest are buying Messi
No offence, I more meant as they bought many players before
he'd be on more than what allegedly Lingard is on 
Messi is past it. He's not the player he was a few years ago.
He's going to Saudi or the US.
I just can't see how Barcelona can afford him, no matter who they sell and move on. They should also honestly move on from Messi. Their financial mess should be their priority and even though Messi is prepared to take a wage cut, and he would be good commercially, it's such a mega amount of cooking the books Barcelona need to do already.
And nobody else in Europe can or would.
He’s going to be insufferable on
I’ve liked him since he got West Brom relegated
I have to admire his confidence.Big Sam is the Goat of managers
I’ve liked him since he got West Brom relegated
Klopp and Pep could never. Big Sam truly is a god amongst men.He’s going to be insufferable on
I have to admire his confidence.
I’ve liked him since he got West Brom relegated
On a separate note - I’ll have whatever he is taking….
Ffs
am still convinced bellingham is coming to city, the timing of all these RM links is incredibly sus to me considering we play them next week and they’ve just lost a game. BVB have flat out said they won’t negotiate until the season is over and i don’t think they’ll appreciate the media hoopla this has caused when they’re in a title race.
all the reports saying he’s chose RM but then go on to say personal terms not agreed, fee not agreed and club haven’t agreed. it’s all speculation at this point and i think it’s to appease the fans.
i could be pure chatting outta my arse but i dunno, just have a feeling he’s coming to us.
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all the reports saying he’s chose RM but then go on to say personal terms not agreed, fee not agreed and club haven’t agreed. it’s all speculation at this point and i think it’s to appease the fans.
i could be pure chatting outta my arse but i dunno, just have a feeling he’s coming to us.
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have you seen the rest? i was screaming at these earlier. cute that little city fans have done them but some of these are a violation. rodri out here looking like johnny bravo and don’t even get me started on gundoganFfs
Oh bless them
DE Bruyne is a good likeness.
Grealish looks like Declan Rice
Stones looks like a duck made out of stone
And Haaland looks like a piece of toast
Can definitely tell that’s Haaland
Ortega looks like he has a beret on with pearl earrings.
Rodrigo has been on a major bulk, and not done any sport in 15 years by the looks of it.
Dias and Stones no longer alive with their grey skin.
Haaland - SpongeBob’s brother
Gundogan I don’t even know
jokes aside it’s actually very cute I think
Stones has had one too many facial treatments of his missus!
oh yeah now that I think about it that makes sense a bit about Madrid. Not saying a move couldn’t be true but some of it is questionable. They were also all convinced Mbappe was gonna go to them.
Re kids pics. stones is an actual stones. Haaland is a piece of toast and poor Julian lol
omg 35 goals for big Erl in 31 games
We’re all Man City on this thread aren’t we?
HAVE THEY DRAWN A STONE WITH HAIR FOR STONES
Foden looks like a cracked egg
Gundogans head is tiny
Alvarez face being on his shirt is so funny
Haaland looks human shrek
Bernardo and Mahrez got off lightly and they actually were kind to Walker
Yes, they've done Stefan as a French rock god with black earrings, lipstick and beret. I'd like to see it.
The one who drew Rodri is obviously a Utd fan.
But some of them were good! Nathan's and Akanji's were good (and Nathan was LOVELY in the vid).
Kev looks like they did 2 Kyles so they gave one orange hair.
Foden is good -they got his eyes.
Ruben is so vain that he hated his pic and had to be prompted to not be a witch.
... and Baby Cole's pic is excellent! But of course the one who had to draw Perrone had no idea what he looked like...
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