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Honestly it’s beyond a joke about the midfield this team are testing me and I think Nunez Is good looking I’ve been saying it for months but nobody else I know seems to
I slightly see it in a very fuckboy way, I also can’t unsee him being Dua Lipa and Central Cee’s love child though...
 
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I cannot physically bare watching one more minute of jordan hoofderson start for this team Nunez is attractive in a weird way, he’s very endearing to me and just looks like he doesn’t have a clue where he is or who is he 90% of the time
It brings me so much joy when you call him jordan hoofderson.

Nunez in a night out would be 10/10 till he gets arrested
 
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You’re all getting it wrong. The most attractive man on that pitch is Ruben Neves.
 
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It brings me so much joy when you call him jordan hoofderson.

Nunez in a night out would be 10/10 till he gets arrested
Glad I could be of service Nunez would be sound on a night out until you spilled a drink on him and he stuck the nut in you
 
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Are you talking about Nunez? Cos ages (months?) ago on here, I said he looked like someone famous. Another poster said Kendall Jenner, but I disagreed.

Anyway, I'd now like to announce that he DOES actually look like Kendall Jenner.
Someone said this and I’ve never stopped calling him Uruguayan kendall Jenner since.

 
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Glad I could be of service Nunez would be sound on a night out until you spilled a drink on him and he stuck the nut in you
Ok so I totally misunderstood what you. meant.
I literally thought mean meant he would nut over you like cum . Not a headbutt
 
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You are seeing the light! He just gives off chaotic vibes, I enjoy watching him because I never know what his next move is going to be Always makes me laugh as well that he named his kid Darwin Jr
HE DID NOT .

That's what I do like about him he's so chaotic. You don't know if he's gotta headbutt or slap someone arse
 
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Alison that’s 2 in a row now what is going on
That’s exactly what I meant, when he’s bad he’s awful let him get all his mistakes and bozo moments out in a cup game because if i see this from him in the league i might faint

HE DID NOT .

That's what I do like about him he's so chaotic. You don't know if he's gotta headbutt or slap someone arse
he’s also stepdad to aleix vidal’s child which is always odd to me whenever i remember

anddddd now thugliott is on the pitch, congrats wolves @wordzalad x
 
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