I'd have been puking before I'd even had a drop to drink
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It didn’t go anywhere just stayed moored upI'd have been puking before I'd even had a drop to drink
Still sounds a bit iffyIt didn’t go anywhere just stayed moored up
Bought 6 small bottles of cider, because weird rules mean one bottle was $5.60, but somehow a multipack was $15. Now maths was never my strong subject, but that makes no sense. So I shall be getting slightly tipsy, making stew (goodness knows why, it's 36C, but we've been obsessed with having it since we saw James Martin making it the other night) and will save a bottle to make Normandy chicken from the Jane Ashley book Home Economics.
The Tuxedo Princess! Does it still exist? Our paths may have crossed back in 2000, but I would never remember because drinks were so cheap.Looks like they’re bouncers off the tuxedo princess
I fully cannot cope with how fucked up these quotes
I know! I am new to this you know! and you are familiar with the tuxedo princess?? it was my spiritual home in 2000 ish!
Thanks to the mold chat, you've reminded me I need to check a bedroom for this. One wall is a bit of a battle, but I feel a bit better knowing its pretty normal for oldish houses.
Also, I could swear Karl Kennedy was at my uni too one night, must've been about 2004-2005ish? 🔺️ My friends wanted to go, but I wasn't arsed, so I cant remember much about it!
Also, I could swear Karl Kennedy was at my uni too one night, must've been about 2004-2005ish? 🔺️ My friends wanted to go, but I wasn't arsed, so I cant remember much about it!
Fraus I've had 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep and I feel so young, fresh and free 
that I could tackle even a club on a boat despite it sounding like a potential death trap? What if someone fell overboard drunk?!
I'm going to attempt a lockdown haircut today, v late to the game, controversially with a beard trimmer ala JM - going to use it in the same way I did my husband's side burns when I cut his, like turn it around and just zap my rat tails off? Has anyone else done theirs? It's now been a year since I've gotten my hair cut, I was due in January but work kept getting in the way, and then by March it was game over.
that I could tackle even a club on a boat despite it sounding like a potential death trap? What if someone fell overboard drunk?!I'm going to attempt a lockdown haircut today, v late to the game, controversially with a beard trimmer ala JM - going to use it in the same way I did my husband's side burns when I cut his, like turn it around and just zap my rat tails off? Has anyone else done theirs? It's now been a year since I've gotten my hair cut, I was due in January but work kept getting in the way, and then by March it was game over.
Aloof, unavailable ice queen, just like Bridget!We saw each other at the weekend but I've cooled on him a bit because he admitted something I was a bit HMMMM about as a feminist (I realise I'm doing that annoying thing that teases scandal but doesn't go into detail...sorry!).
Anyway my ex has revealed he is in town this weekend and has asked to see me...so there might be a whole new ill-advised gossip to impart(we do not do well at not sleeping together when we meet up). I am going to really TRY and be aloof and unavailable though.
Frau's am still working from home but finally went for a socially distanced 6 to a table pub garden drink last night. It was nice but now like a naughty school girl I feel guilty this morning 2020, what are you doing to us?!
It was cold though. No patio heater because it was under a festooned marquee.
2020, what are you doing to us?!It was cold though. No patio heater because it was under a festooned marquee.
sadly, it's long gone.
ee, that's cool that our paths may have crossed! I *know* I had many deep and meaningful chats in the toilets and corridors, but I cannot recall a single person I spoke to, due to large amounts of WKD
he came to my uni around that time too and alept with a fresher
Ughhhh. Uni club nights always manage to get some weird guests. I remember mine once had 2 of the least popular singers from S Club 7, when they were has-beens.he came to my uni around that time too and alept with a fresher
we also had that guy who hosted fun house (cannot remember his name) no idea wht he even did as its not like he sang/performed
Pat Sharp? Were the twins with him?
The tickets for all our freshers stuff were SO expensive (Oxbridge rejects uni) I never went but just googled it and it was Eoghan Quigg the little boy from the X Factor - imagine if you'd spent £60 on a ticket you'd be bleeping fewmin you only got a child and not a 90s sex pest like everyone else?
The only organised thing I did go to was a comedy thing with Simon from the Inbetweeners, despite him still being on TV/at his peak (eg not just voice over work for every ad on TV as at present) it was the cheapest thing by far for like £15! It was really good, surprised he doesn't do more comedy stuff now?!
The only organised thing I did go to was a comedy thing with Simon from the Inbetweeners, despite him still being on TV/at his peak (eg not just voice over work for every ad on TV as at present) it was the cheapest thing by far for like £15! It was really good, surprised he doesn't do more comedy stuff now?!
honestly they could have been, i was so drunk i hVe no idea
im just envisioning an ad for a uni night with " ... and special guest, 90s sex pest..." written on it
FFS Karl!he came to my uni around that time too and alept with a fresher
We also had 2 of the Vengaboys (a man dressed as a sailor and a woman in gold lycra) and Chesney Hawkes - who tried to sing some of his newer songs, but everyone kept bellowing 'the one and only' at him until he got into a huff, threw his microphone on the floor and stormed off stage
poor man should have realised a room full of drunk students wasn't the best time to try and be a 'serious arteeest'ETA - sounds like we went to similar kind of unis - I could only afford the tickets for uni events due to my evenings moonlighting as a fluffy Russian - am forever in Vlad's debt
On a slight tangent, but I always used to think that was pronounced 'Egon' and was quite disappointed when I heard someone say it out loud!
Egon is cool (Ghostbusters, not Ronay)
I'm a drop out, I prob missed a lot of minor celebrity encounters. Biggest life regretWe also had 2 of the Vengaboys (a man dressed as a sailor and a woman in gold lycra) and Chesney Hawkes - who tried to sing some of his newer songs, but everyone kept bellowing 'the one and only' at him until he got into a huff, threw his microphone on the floor and stormed off stage
ETA - sounds like we went to similar kind of unis - I could only afford the tickets for uni events due to my evenings moonlighting as a fluffy Russian - am forever in Vlad's debt
I seem to recall we had some Vengaboys too! I didn't go to any of my freshers events - I was already dating a third year by the time I started uni so I thought I was *far* too cool for fresher stuff . I did enjoy the odd foam party though... looking back, it's unclear why!
I once went to a club on a boat. It was, err, a sex club though... - you definitely wouldn't want to fall off deck in that place
. I did enjoy the odd foam party though... looking back, it's unclear why!I once went to a club on a boat. It was, err, a sex club though...
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