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Woo hoo! Congratulations 
my bf is the same height as him (around 6ft 8) and has a look of a younger Greg which I think is why I fell for himAlso back to Greg Davies - that link is utter filth @Bookweevil. At uni I worked for a well known electrical/white goods store and Greg came in to buy a phone charger - so few of my colleagues were aware of who he was! This was like 2009 so he was well known back then in terms of exposure on TV etc. I had the luck of serving him and he was lovely but he really is a giant!
salt and vinegar discos are instant ulcers for me but I just can’t stop myself!I consume all maize snacks this way ( I am an ulcer prone frau and still do it like some kind of weird crisp masochist?)
I actually eat at least one bag a week and the roof of my mouth is bombproof, but a few days after the top layer of skin will come off of my tongue it's so grim but brilliant haha. Important exfoliation tool of course
All are welcome to Crisp Masochist club.
massive congrats!Thank you guys
I’m rubbish on my phone so sorry I’m not quoting -
Husband didn’t faint amazingly, he wore his go pro all the way through on his forehead! When he came into the room he did say “why is there so much blood on the floor - is it yours” which is 100% something I could have done without ever knowing much less at that time! I never want to see that footage in my life tbh I don’t know why he did it, he did really well as we knew my surgeon so they chatted during too! I was most surprised the midwives said they’ve never seen anyone do it before tbh? Maybe most men have more shame
Baby was shockingly even bigger than they predicted... She’s not even chubby she’s just very tall, with ridiculously long legs. She is brilliant with her feeding so that’s a huge relief, but probably cos she’s so big too she needs it?
I like to think JM’s booking another holiday away for this humid heat wave for us all to enjoy gentle pleasantries? Or maybe she’ll start cooking liquid slop in that ooni like a science experiment? Something wholesome pls!
Huge congrats @heretoreaditall2019 enjoy every minute, the newborn phase it just wonderful
Congratulations @heretoreaditall2019 
I am having a horrible day today, and the baby news has actually cheered me up a bit.
My husband can be so lovely when he wants to be, but other times he can be really mean and nasty. I never know which it is going to be. Nothing relevant to say, I'm just feeling very sad and alone, and somehow knowing that the cabal is out there helps a lot.
My husband can be so lovely when he wants to be, but other times he can be really mean and nasty. I never know which it is going to be. Nothing relevant to say, I'm just feeling very sad and alone, and somehow knowing that the cabal is out there helps a lot.
Congratulations Mama @heretoreaditall2019, so chuffed she has arrived safe and wellNew thread title - has Jackie told someone to duck off again?
She arrived and is wonderful, only got home yesterday but everything has been amazing! Really lucky to have had such a super positive birth experience, bleeping hell the heat though
Food wise I am a disaster because absolutely nothing appeals at the mo and my tummy feels so gross both internally & externallyI’m going to get a tit ton of seafood tomorrow though
eta sorry for the overboard of emojis im like a MLM hun here ???
Hugs to you. You aren’t alone
I'm so sorry to read this. You're not alone, we are all here for you. If you ever want to vent to a complete stranger, please feel free to message me on here. Always here, no judgement.
Oh yayyyyyy!!!! So thrilled for you, and no, don’t watch the footageThank you guys
Husband didn’t faint amazingly, he wore his go pro all the way through on his forehead! When he came into the room he did say “why is there so much blood on the floor - is it yours” which is 100% something I could have done without ever knowing much less at that time! I never want to see that footage in my life tbh I don’t know why he did it, he did really well as we knew my surgeon so they chatted during too! I was most surprised the midwives said they’ve never seen anyone do it before tbh? Maybe most men have more shame
Baby was shockingly even bigger than they predicted... She’s not even chubby she’s just very tall, with ridiculously long legs. She is brilliant with her feeding so that’s a huge relief, but probably cos she’s so big too she needs it?
I like to think JM’s booking another holiday away for this humid heat wave for us all to enjoy gentle pleasantries? Or maybe she’ll start cooking liquid slop in that ooni like a science experiment? Something wholesome pls!
Feel free to slide into my DMs if you want any friendly baby chat/advice. I’ve had x3 fairly recently, and my friends were all just
When I had mastitis and stitches issues etc with my first. My mum was like “oh you learn better if you’re left completely alone to manage” (despite being heavily supported by my nan when I was born!). It can sometimes be a confusing and weird time, especially if your friends haven’t yet had babies You’ll be such a great mum, I just know it 
Congratulations @heretoreaditall2019!
@spirals this is a safe space (as much as any public internet forum can be) so we're here and thinking of you. 
@heretoreaditall2019 Congratulations! So pleased you had a positive experience as well. Genuinely so happy for an internet stranger
I only have male celeb crushes atm but long standing female crushes include
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@heretoreaditall2019 Congratulations! So pleased you had a positive experience as well. Genuinely so happy for an internet stranger
I only have male celeb crushes atm but long standing female crushes include
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And
Bit of a type...
Yes to all of those @Badlyplatedflapjacks! Especially the bottom two! (I also take it you’re an AHS fan )
Recently saw Alexandra Breckinridge in this oh my god so sappy thing on Netflix but I was addicted.
) Recently saw Alexandra Breckinridge in this oh my god so sappy thing on Netflix but I was addicted.
Grunked through the end of the last thread, and to my horror realised that you’ve all moved on from sexy elves, onto hot priests!
When I was in Rome, they had hot catholic priest calendars everywhere, like this
Also, the Wakeen love, surely his hottest role was as evil Commodus?? Hot Joaquin
Ancient Rome Evil and spoilt ideal, no?
When I was in Rome, they had hot catholic priest calendars everywhere, like this
Also, the Wakeen love, surely his hottest role was as evil Commodus?? Hot Joaquin
Ancient Rome Evil and spoilt ideal, no?
@spirals - WWJKS - YNWA (what would jurgen klopp say - you'll never walk alone)
In a weird twist of coincidence, turned out the great Tone himself had visited my street kebab joint and was watching over me as I snarfed my spicy adana durum and salad. I hope I've done him proud with my food choices this week - it's what he would have wanted... (actually dead this time)
In a weird twist of coincidence, turned out the great Tone himself had visited my street kebab joint and was watching over me as I snarfed my spicy adana durum and salad. I hope I've done him proud with my food choices this week - it's what he would have wanted... (actually dead this time)
OH. MY. GOD. I need a confession booth and FAST.Grunked through the end of the last thread, and to my horror realised that you’ve all moved on from sexy elves, onto hot priests!
When I was in Rome, they had hot catholic priest calendars everywhere, like this
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Also, the Wakeen love, surely his hottest role was as evil Commodus?? Hot Joaquin
Exactly as Jesus would have wanted it.Grunked through the end of the last thread, and to my horror realised that you’ve all moved on from sexy elves, onto hot priests!
When I was in Rome, they had hot catholic priest calendars everywhere, like this
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Also, the Wakeen love, surely his hottest role was as evil Commodus?? Hot Joaquin
I just ate some Tiger baton. Can confirm this is a bad food choice when suffering from self inflicted ouchy mouth. Yolo, life is too short for bowls of slop.
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